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		<title>lolbama! Part 82</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 02:04:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolbama/">That One</a>. Next week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolterizt/">terrorists</a>. Submit for either at <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.</p>
<p>NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.</p>
<hr />
From James:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/James-leave-gun1.jpg" title="So Rahm says leave the guns, take the burritos" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/oreilly/2012/02/03/will-eric-holder-survive-fast-and-furious-fiasco">ref 1</a>,<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHzh0PvMWTI">ref 2</a>]</p>
<p>From James:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/James-no-tongues1.jpg" title="No tongues" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.hark.com/clips/jqltzlxwsl-no-tongues">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From James:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/James-troll1.jpg" title="Easier than Mitt! [Vote Ron Paul on hand]" /></p>
<p>From James:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/James-twin1.jpg" title="Meet my twin" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I226Sfgs0s">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Les of <a HREF="http://www.brickmoon.com/">Brick Moon</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Les-drone1.jpg" title="Obama praises Iran for 'gesture of peace' [pink model drone]" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.dailytech.com/Iran+Mocks+US+With+Toy+Version+of+Downed+Spy+Drone+Reserves+Pink+One+for+Obama+/article23805.htm">reference link</a>]</p>
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My favorites from the submissions using last edition&#8217;s uncaptioned picture:</p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Arik-kick1.jpg" title="Kick [strike]me[/strike] her" /></p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Arik-mile-high1.jpg" title="Maybe this time? - Dream on - Fun Fact: Three years into his presidency, the Obamas still have not 'inaugurated' Air Force One" /></p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Arik-OMG1.jpg" title="Oh. My. God. Becky!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4he79krseU">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Arik-mix1.jpg" title="1-800-MIX-A-LOT" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4he79krseU">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Arik-same1.jpg" title="Obama's leave for vacation: on the same plane!!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://jonathanturley.org/2011/08/19/obamas-take-separate-planes-so-first-lady-can-get-a-few-more-hours-of-vacation-in-marthas-vineyard/">ref 1</a>,<a HREF="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2075066/Obama-family-jet-Hawaii-separately-cost-100-000-taxpayer.html">ref 2</a>]</p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Arik-watermelons1.jpg" title="First Lady caught attempting to steal watermelons" /></p>
<p>From me (Harvey):<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/back-up1.jpg" title="Don't back up, honey - that 'beep... beep... beep' sound is really annoying" /></p>
<p>From me (Harvey):<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/hand1.jpg" title="Barack's hand is making a racist remark" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/she-the-people/post/michelle-obamas-backside-is-your-business-how/2012/01/01/gIQAv0S8UP_blog.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Neil:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Neil-bye1.jpg" title="Bye honey, catch up to you later" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://jonathanturley.org/2011/08/19/obamas-take-separate-planes-so-first-lady-can-get-a-few-more-hours-of-vacation-in-marthas-vineyard/">ref 1</a>,<a HREF="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2075066/Obama-family-jet-Hawaii-separately-cost-100-000-taxpayer.html">ref 2</a>]</p>
<p>From <a HREF="http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/2011/11/little-monday-morning-levity.html">Proof</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Proof-scanner1.jpg" title="Glad we're not flying commerial. She'd never get that thing through a scanner!" /</p>
<hr/>
This week&#8217;s uncaptioned picture for you to play with [Hat tip: Island Girl]:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Obama-uncaptioned1.jpg"/></p>
<p>Yes, that&#8217;s President &#8220;Man of the People&#8221; sitting <a HREF="http://mustangsdaily.com/blog/2012/01/31/president-obama-calls-the-2013-shelby-gt500-sick/">behind the wheel of a 2013 Shelby GT500</a> [MSRP $60,000, and gets about 15 mpg]</p>
<hr />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Obscury1.jpg"/></p>
<p>Tough call this week. </p>
<p>James&#8217;s &#8220;no tongues&#8221; is a relatively obscure line from a very popular movie, but Les&#8217;s &#8220;pink drone&#8221; comes from a story that got very little play in the MSM.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m inclined to call this one a tie.</p>
<p>What say you?</p>
<hr />
PRODUCTION NOTES:<br />
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.</p>
<p>#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide <i>before</i> you caption them, I won&#8217;t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.</p>
<p>MAKE YOUR OWN: The free <a HREF="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/default.aspx">lolbuilder</a> from I Can Has Cheezburger.</p>
<p>STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.</p>
<p>Send your submissions to <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a> and &#8211; if they aren&#8217;t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don&#8217;t suck too terribly bad &#8211; I&#8217;ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.</p>
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		<title>lolbama! Part 81</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/01/lolbama-part-81/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 00:34:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[lolbama]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolbama/">That One</a>. Next week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolterizt/">terrorists</a>. Submit for either at <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.</p>
<p>NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.</p>
<hr />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bike.jpg" title="Pssst! Dad! You're riding a girl's bike!" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dalai-lama.jpg" title="So I said to the pizza guy, 'make me one with everything' - I don't get it" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GogjFO8GNEo">reference link</a>]</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/hammer-sickle.jpg" title="Forget the screaming woman. Is that a hammer &#038; sickle cut into Obama's hair?" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Hoffman.jpg" title="Loved you in 'Tootsie', Mr. Hoffman" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://hamptonroads.com/2012/01/panetta-enterprise-says-cuts-wont-weaken-navy">reference link</a>]</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/ht-Laurie-man-card.jpg" title="lost the match - lost his man card" /><br />
[Hat tip to Laurie for the pic]</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/interstate.jpg" title="Wait... why does Hawaii have an Interstate Highway" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interstate_H-3">reference link</a>]</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/refrigerator.jpg" title="Why, yes... my refrigerator IS running" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101031055615AAF84Q3">reference link</a>]</p>
<hr />
From Damn Cat:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/DamnCat-4.jpg" title="I'm telling you, I'm the 4th best president ever" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.theblaze.com/stories/60-minutes-edits-out-obamas-claim-that-hes-the-fourth-best-president/">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Mrs. C:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Mrs-C-Arizona.jpg" title="I'll take the cash, you can keep the Huggies" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093822/quotes?qt=qt0437164">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Neil:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Neil-smash.jpg" title="Michelle Smash!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://images.google.com/images?q=hulk+smash&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;biw=1024&#038;bih=535&#038;sei=KyMfT7qdE9HYtweyiulL">reference link</a>]</p>
<hr />
My favorites from the submissions using last edition&#8217;s uncaptioned picture:</p>
<p>From <a HREF="http://www.jingoismtoday.com/">Dr. Jingo</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Dr-Jingo-eyes.jpg" title="Shhh... I'm trying to kill you with my eyes." /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-09-27">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Hippie Punchomatic 5000:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Hippie-punchomatic-5000-iran.jpg" title="If Iran builds a nuclear weapon, we'll be forced to take action - How? - Politely" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4pCDDVQGXk&#038;feature=youtu.be&#038;t=9s">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From <a HREF="http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/">Proof</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/proof-triangle.jpg" title="My budget makes the Pentagon a triagle!" /></p>
<p>From me (Harvey):<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/defense.jpg" title="The are 7 working defenses from this position. 3 of them disarm with minimal contact. 3 of them kill. The other... hurts" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/ComicBook/TheDarkKnightReturns?from=Main.TheDarkKnightReturns">reference link</a>]</p>
<hr />
This week&#8217;s uncaptioned picture for you to play with [Hat tip: Island Girl]:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Island-girl-uncaptioned.jpg"/></p>
<hr />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Obscury1.jpg"/></p>
<p>Ya know, I thought I really had a lock on this with my &#8220;Dark Knight Returns&#8221; quote, but Dr. Jingo referenced an internet comic from 2008. </p>
<p>I stand defeated. </p>
<p>Anyway, honorable mentions to Hippie Punchomatic 5000 for a Firefly reference that I didn&#8217;t remember (and I *just* saw that episode on DVD a couple weeks ago), and Mrs. C for having (apparently) memorized &#8220;Raising Arizona&#8221;.</p>
<p>What say you?</p>
<hr />
PRODUCTION NOTES:<br />
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.</p>
<p>#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide <i>before</i> you caption them, I won&#8217;t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.</p>
<p>MAKE YOUR OWN: The free <a HREF="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/default.aspx">lolbuilder</a> from I Can Has Cheezburger.</p>
<p>STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.</p>
<p>Send your submissions to <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a> and &#8211; if they aren&#8217;t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don&#8217;t suck too terribly bad &#8211; I&#8217;ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.</p>
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		<title>lolbama! Part 80</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 01:25:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolbama/">That One</a>. Next week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolterizt/">terrorists</a>. Submit for either at <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.</p>
<p>NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.</p>
<hr />
From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Arik-all-yours.jpg" title="One day, Barry Jong-Un, all this will be yours - SIGH" /></p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Arik-eaten.jpg" title="And then Comet and Prancer got eaten by polar bears. Endangered species, my fat red ass." /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Kris-Christian.jpg" title="Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch - See? I am too a Christian!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Spectacles+Testicles+Wallet+and+Watch">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Kris-hee-haw.jpg" title="Hee Haw!" /></p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Larsinkima-chicken.jpg" title="Wow! I DO taste like chicken!" /></p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Larsinkima-chimera-monkey.jpg" title="Frank J... I'm coming for you - hissss!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.eggdonor.com/blog/2012/01/05/chimera-monkeys-born-successfuly-mixed-embryos/">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Larsinkima-LANDRU.jpg" title="Landru" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Landru">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From tanstaafl:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tanstaafl-middle.jpg" title="If I've got 5 arms, this is the middle one, bozos" /></p>
<p>From <a HREF="http://pict-o-toons.blogspot.com/">Travelwise42</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Travelwise42-inevitable.jpg" title="Biden says gay marriage 'inevitable'" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/12/24/biden-says-gay-marriage-inevitable/">reference link</a>]</p>
<hr />
My favorites from the submissions using last edition&#8217;s uncaptioned picture:</p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Arik-economy.jpg" title="I'm the American Economy, and I approved this message" /></p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Arik-left.jpg" title="Quick! Follow with the left, Billy!" /></p>
<p>From James:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/James-twinkles.jpg" title="Yum, twinkles" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/279896/twinkles-jonah-goldberg">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Jim:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Jim-punch.jpg" title="Hippie Punching 101 - 1 Train 'em young - 2 Start with the top" /></p>
<p>From me (Harvey):<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Obama-grit.jpg" title="The tongue is bit almost through. Do you want to see if it will knit, or should I just yank it free?" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.moviequotesandmore.com/true-grit-quotes-1.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From tanstaafl:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tanstaafl-forked.jpg" title="Forked!" /></p>
<hr />
This week&#8217;s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Obama-uncaptioned.jpg"/></p>
<hr />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Obscury1.jpg"/></p>
<p>I&#8217;m going with Travelwise42, since I&#8217;m guessing not many folk remember that headline.</p>
<p>What say you?</p>
<hr />
PRODUCTION NOTES:<br />
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.</p>
<p>#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide <i>before</i> you caption them, I won&#8217;t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.</p>
<p>MAKE YOUR OWN: The free <a HREF="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/default.aspx">lolbuilder</a> from I Can Has Cheezburger.</p>
<p>STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.</p>
<p>Send your submissions to <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a> and &#8211; if they aren&#8217;t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don&#8217;t suck too terribly bad &#8211; I&#8217;ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.</p>
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		<title>lolbama! Part 79</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 23:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolbama/">That One</a>. Next week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolterizt/">terrorists</a>. Submit for either at <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.</p>
<p>NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.</p>
<hr />
From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Arik-Barry-not-here.jpg" title="Hey, it's me, Barry, I got the stuff - Barry's not here, man!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oUfqJx-v0w">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Kris-eyes.jpg" title="Hey... my eyes are up here!" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Kris-real.jpg" title="Yes... they're real, and they're spectacular!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://youtu.be/BL2PicT9Kng">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Kris-touch.jpg" title="When I think about me I touch myself" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM&#038;ob=av3e">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From <a HREF="http://www.thelookingspoon.com/index.php/3012-americas-lump-of-coal-from-santa">Looking Spoon</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/looking-spoon-santa.jpg" title="2008 was the only year I gave a lump of coal that the naughty little brats actually wanted. I would take it all back if I knew that hypocrite wife of his was going to tell kids to give me skim milk and carrots. - 2012 - over my jolly dead body" /></p>
<p>From Neil:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Neil-burden.jpg" title="The burden of being so bright is that he sees his error immediately - Valerie Jarrett" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.newsmax.com/Limbaugh/ObamaSebeliusObamacareValerie/2010/09/03/id/369163">reference link</a>]</p>
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My favorites from the submissions using last edition&#8217;s uncaptioned picture:</p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Arick-belief.jpg" title="That's ok, I don't believe in YOU, either" /></p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Arik-clean.jpg" title="At least leave the clean kind, okay?" /></p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Arik-cells.jpg" title="How about leaving Solyndra brand Solar Cells this year, instead?" /></p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Arik-cfls.jpg" title="This year, all the bad boys and girls get burnt-out CFL's in their stockings" /></p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Arik-wagyu.jpg" title="Ever had wagyu reindeer?" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://michellemalkin.com/2009/01/29/obama-celebrates-spending-binge-with-cocktails-and-wagyu-steak/">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Arik-waivers.jpg" title="...and I'm going to have to lay off most of my elves! - That's sad, but sorry: no more waivers" /></p>
<p>From Chris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Chris-veggies.jpg" title="Michelle says no more cookies and milk! Eat your veggies!" /></p>
<p>From jb:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/jb-teleprompter.jpg" title="Santa as teleprompter - you are doing it wrong" /></p>
<p>From jb:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/jb-typical.jpg" title="Santa - typical white person" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/news-desk/2008/03/21/obama-typical-white-person-comment-delights-clinton-aides">reference link</a>]</p>
<hr />
This week&#8217;s uncaptioned picture for you to play with [Hat tip: IMAO reader Steve] :</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Obama-uncaptioned1.jpg"/></p>
<hr />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Obscury1.jpg"/></p>
<p>I&#8217;m going with Neil for the Valerie Jarrett quote, but honorable mentions to Kris for Seinfeld (yes, I&#8217;m the only person in America who&#8217;s never sat through a full episode) and Arik for dredging up 40-year-old stoner humor that originally appeared on 12&#8243; vinyl.</p>
<p>What say you?</p>
<hr />
PRODUCTION NOTES:<br />
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.</p>
<p>#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide <i>before</i> you caption them, I won&#8217;t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.</p>
<p>MAKE YOUR OWN: The free <a HREF="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/default.aspx">lolbuilder</a> from I Can Has Cheezburger.</p>
<p>STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.</p>
<p>Send your submissions to <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a> and &#8211; if they aren&#8217;t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don&#8217;t suck too terribly bad &#8211; I&#8217;ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.</p>
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		<title>lolbama! Part 78</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 23:36:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NOTE: I know the holidays are coming up &#038; all, but I could use a few more entries on lolterizt next week if you have the time. Here&#8217;s the uncaptioned picture from last time: This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>NOTE: <i>I know the holidays are coming up &#038; all, but I could use a few more entries on lolterizt next week if you have the time. Here&#8217;s the uncaptioned picture from last time</i>:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/terizt-uncaptioned.jpg" /></p>
<p>This week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolbama/">That One</a>. Next week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolterizt/">terrorists</a>. Submit for either at <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.</p>
<p>NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.</p>
<hr />
From Basil:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/basil-facepalm.jpg" title="Facepalm - you're doing it wrong" /></p>
<p>From James:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/James-coal.jpg" title="He is so getting a lump of coal" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Kris-bury.jpg" title="We will bury you! - We will Barry you!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_will_bury_you">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From <a HREF="http://pict-o-toons.blogspot.com/">Travelwise 42</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Travelwise42-spell.jpg" title="Some bark from Bachmann, an eye of Newt, Some Santo-rum, and Ron Paul's suit, A hair of Hunt-man, A pinch of Perry, Skin of Rom-knee,<br />
When we've got 'em, We'll stir it up with Herman's cane, and pour it in Obama's brain. This'll work and it won't take long, His minions won't know that he was always wrong!" /></p>
<hr />
My favorites from the submissions using last edition&#8217;s uncaptioned picture:</p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Arik-99.jpg" title="So you reach into that rich bastard's pocket, pull out his billfold and say... 'Screw you, Fat Boy. I'm the 99 percent, and the president says it's okay" /></p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Arik-ezekiel.jpg" title="The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Ezekiel 25:17" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmvnXKRfdb8">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Arik-jobs-plan.jpg" title="I have here a copy of my own, unique, fully wonderful, totally original tax reform and jobs plan - I call it 9-9-9" /></p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Arik-redistribution.jpg" title="REDISTRIBUTION - not so 'good for everyone' when it's your wealth getting spread" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqI5PSRcXM">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Hippie Punchomatic 5000:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Hippie-Punchomatic-5000-Obama-bonaparte.jpg" title="Obama Bonaparte" /></p>
<p>From James:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/James-whip.jpg" title="Excuse me while I whip this out" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYlDbv7MqE8">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Mike:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mike-blazing.jpg" title="Just wait while I pull this out." /><br />
[Has Obama EVER <a HREF="http://badexample.mu.nu/archives/306292.php">gotten a quote right?</a>]</p>
<p>From me (Harvey):<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/obama-begging.jpg" title="Begging for a Blazing Saddles reference - you're doing it right" /></p>
<p>From Mrs. Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Mrs-Arik-Handie.jpg" title="I love you Barry! - I love you, too, [Love] Handle!" /></p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Arik-congress.jpg" title="Breaking News - President Obama takes on 'do-nothing Congress' - 'I took out bin Laden, and I'll take you you son-of-a-bitches'" /></p>
<p>From <a HREF="http://pict-o-toons.blogspot.com/">Travelwise 42</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Travelwise42-birth.jpg" title="I thought I had my birth certificate along. Sorry, I may have left it in the printer!" /></p>
<p>From <a HREF="http://pict-o-toons.blogspot.com/">Travelwise 42</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Travelwise42-green-card.jpg" title="Green card, ummmm, I don't think I have that with me!" /></p>
<hr />
This week&#8217;s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Obama-uncaptioned.jpg"/></p>
<p>Bonus challenge: don&#8217;t use the word &#8220;coal&#8221;.</p>
<hr />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Obscury1.jpg"/></p>
<p>Maybe Kris for &#8220;bury you&#8221;, since I assume they no longer teach about Kruschev in public schools.</p>
<p>Unless &#8220;Blazing Saddles&#8221; is considered obscure, now, in which case it&#8217;s a 3-way tie between James, Mike, and me.</p>
<p>What say you?</p>
<hr />
PRODUCTION NOTES:<br />
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.</p>
<p>#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide <i>before</i> you caption them, I won&#8217;t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.</p>
<p>MAKE YOUR OWN: The free <a HREF="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/default.aspx">lolbuilder</a> from I Can Has Cheezburger.</p>
<p>STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.</p>
<p>Send your submissions to <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a> and &#8211; if they aren&#8217;t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don&#8217;t suck too terribly bad &#8211; I&#8217;ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.</p>
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		<title>lolbama! Part 77</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 00:38:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolbama/">That One</a>. Next week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolterizt/">terrorists</a>. Submit for either at <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.</p>
<p>NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.</p>
<hr />
From Ed the Pastor:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Ed-the-Pastor-Pumpkin-Rapper.jpg" title="Pumpkin Rapper reborn - no Power Rangers to the rescue" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Villains_in_Mighty_Morphin_Power_Rangers#Pumpkin_Rapper">ref 1</a>,<a HREF="http://images.google.com/images?q=Pumpkin+Rapper&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;biw=1024&#038;bih=564&#038;sei=s3PVTp_HJceqsAK8tfWtDw">ref 2</a>]</p>
<p>From James:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/james-boehner.jpg" title="Anybody seen Boehner?" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Kris-A.jpg" title="I'm totally gonna get an 'A' from my social science professor!" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Kris-butts.jpg" title="I like big butts and I cannot lie!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://youtu.be/k4he79krseU?t=31s">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Kris-clownie.jpg" title="Aaaaw, cram it, clownie! - Joe-zo, Joe-zo, always gaffes, never frowns!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/bozo.asp">ref 1</a>,<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRLPW8RlUvE&#038;feature=youtu.be&#038;t=1m14s">ref 2</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Kris-goggles.jpg" title="AAGH! The stench! My eyes! The goggles do nothing!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqfOxm_1BE0">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Kris-over.jpg" title="Over, under, in and out..." /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.tvfanatic.com/quotes/over-under-in-and-out-thats-what-shoe-tying-is-all-about/">ref 1</a>,<a HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duffless">ref 2</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Kris-right-guard.jpg" title="Aaagh! Right Guard! It burns!" /></p>
<p>From me (Harvey):<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Obama-dude.jpg" title="Seriously, though - you're a dude, right?" /></p>
<p>From me (Harvey):<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Obama-number-6.jpg" title="You are number 6 - I am not a number! I am a free man!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U7OKB4vH8E&#038;feature=youtu.be&#038;t=39s">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From me (Harvey):<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/obama-precious.jpg" title="Gives me the precioussss!" /></p>
<p>From Peregrine John:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Peregrine-John-occupied.jpg" title="OCCUPIED - Oh. So that's what it means" /></p>
<hr />
My favorites from the submissions using last edition&#8217;s uncaptioned picture:</p>
<p>From <a HREF="http://igst.blogspot.com/">Col Bunny</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Col-Bunny-pizza.jpg" title="Dan, I ordered a birth certificate, not a @#$% pizza" /></p>
<p>From James:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/james-support.jpg" title="So who wants my support? Seriously? Nobody? Not at all?" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Kris-wagyu.jpg" title="One large, please, topped with arugula and wagyu" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.saveourcountrynow.net/archives/426">reference link</a>]</p>
<hr />
This week&#8217;s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Obama-uncaptioned1.jpg"/></p>
<hr />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Obscury1.jpg"/></p>
<p>I&#8217;d say Ed the Pastor, with honorable mention to Kris for &#8220;Over, under, in and out.&#8221;</p>
<p>What say you?</p>
<hr />
PRODUCTION NOTES:<br />
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.</p>
<p>#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide <i>before</i> you caption them, I won&#8217;t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.</p>
<p>MAKE YOUR OWN: The free <a HREF="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/default.aspx">lolbuilder</a> from I Can Has Cheezburger.</p>
<p>STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.</p>
<p>Send your submissions to <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a> and &#8211; if they aren&#8217;t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don&#8217;t suck too terribly bad &#8211; I&#8217;ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.</p>
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		<title>lolbama! Part 76</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 00:37:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolbama/">That One</a>. Next week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolterizt/">terrorists</a>. Submit for either at <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.</p>
<p>NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.</p>
<hr />
From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Arik-forehead.jpg" title="The surgeon said they could take this much off my forehead" /></p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Arik-gnomes.jpg" title="And they were this tall and they showed me how to turn underpants into a balanced budget" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnomes_%28South_Park%29">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Kris-air-usa.jpg" title="Thank you for flying Air USA. Now we'll return the country to its original upright position" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Kris-ayer.jpg" title="Weather Underground Bomb Headquarters - Bill Ayers - Ayer [heir] apparent" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://theobamafile.com/_associates/BillAyers.htm">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Kris-help.jpg" title="Pardon me, Mac, but would you mind helping out a fellow American who's down on his luck? - Sure, where is he?" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://youtu.be/VETB1VcbYdU">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Kris-teat.jpg" title="The Teat Party" /></p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Larsinkima-blimp.jpg" title="Blimp crashes at Occupy Oakland" /></p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Larsinkima-escaped.jpg" title="I escaped Barry!" /></p>
<p>From Les of <a HREF="http://www.brickmoon.com/">Brick Moon</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Les-Brick-Moon-out.jpg" title="Obama, Gillard, you're out - I didn't say 'Simon Says'" /></p>
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My favorites from the submissions using last edition&#8217;s uncaptioned picture:</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Kris-baby.jpg" title="Invasion of the Baby Snatcher!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077745/">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Kris-fresh.jpg" title="Ah, a fresh victim for my ever-growing army of the in debt! - eep!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://youtu.be/003JRWDNziM">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From KT:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/KT-hernia.jpg" title="turn your head and cough" /></p>
<p>From Raving Lunatic:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Raving-Lunatic-loser.jpg" title="Even peek-a-boo has sore losers" /></p>
<p>From Raving Lunatic:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Raving-Lunatic-quarter.jpg" title="I know you have a quarter somewhere" /></p>
<p>From Raving Lunatic:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Raving-Lunatic-soloman.jpg" title="If Solomon can do it, I can do it better" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgment_of_Solomon">reference link</a>]</p>
<hr />
This week&#8217;s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Obama-uncaptioned.jpg"/></p>
<hr />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Obscury1.jpg"/></p>
<p>Definitely Kris, but I&#8217;m not sure whether for the 18 year old Simpson&#8217;s reference, or the 61 year old Bugs Bunny reference (well, technically the <a HREF="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0040897/quotes">63 year old Bogart reference</a>)</p>
<p>What say you?</p>
<hr />
PRODUCTION NOTES:<br />
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.</p>
<p>#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide <i>before</i> you caption them, I won&#8217;t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.</p>
<p>MAKE YOUR OWN: The free <a HREF="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/default.aspx">lolbuilder</a> from I Can Has Cheezburger.</p>
<p>STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.</p>
<p>Send your submissions to <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a> and &#8211; if they aren&#8217;t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don&#8217;t suck too terribly bad &#8211; I&#8217;ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.</p>
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		<title>lolbama! Part 75</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2011/11/lolbama-part-75/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 22:20:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolbama/">That One</a>. Next week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolterizt/">terrorists</a>. Submit for either at <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.</p>
<p>NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.</p>
<hr />
From AT:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/AT-dark-side.jpg" title="As long as the dark side flows through the cracks of my flesh, I cannot be killed, Teabagger - Darth Obama" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://sith-happens.tripod.com/id28.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From <a HREF="http://www.basilsblog.net/">Basil</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Basil-obama-halloween.jpg" title="Pumpkins, bag of poop, matches, Boehner's address. Now I'm ready for Halloween" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.cleveland.com/remembers/index.ssf/2011/10/halloween_pranks_and_the_old_f.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From <a HREF="http://www.basilsblog.net/">Basil</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Basil-occupy.jpg" title="No fair! They promised sex with animals!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My_cNzQGS8E&#038;feature=youtu.be">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From DamnCat:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/DamnCat-twinkles.jpg" title="I give myself twinkles" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.mademark.net/2011/10/occupy-portland-defines-down-twinkles.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From James:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/james-bow.jpg" title="He's a dictator. Bow lower" /></p>
<p>From James:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/james-unfriend.jpg" title="Everybody unfriended me?" /></p>
<p>From Jared:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Jared-99.jpg" title="If they're the 99%, why aren't there more of them?" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/philosoraptor">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kris-hand-jiv.jpg" title="Hand Jive? You're doing it white!" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Kris-hannibal.jpg" title="Someone's wearing L'air du Temps" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXJx5mORmMI&#038;t=2m0s">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Kris-jedi.jpg" title="We need another trillion - What, you think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hands around like that? I'm a Totalitarian. Mind tricks don't work on me - only power" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgZwYi9zwrw&#038;feature=related">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Kris-king-obama.jpg" title="Barry Obama, George Soros - The Man Who Would Be King" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://bluray.ign.com/dor/objects/101053/the-man-who-would-be-king/images/connery-is-king-on-bd-20110218001445096.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Kris-me.jpg" title="Me The People" /></p>
<p>From Mrs C:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Mrs-C-DownTwinkles.jpg" title="Cain is leading in the polls? Down Twinkles [frown emoticon]" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.mademark.net/2011/10/occupy-portland-defines-down-twinkles.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>BONUS: Check out <a HREF="http://sparks.brushfireoffreedom.org/post/2011/10/24/Vacate-Wall-Street.aspx">Irritable Pundit&#8217;s Occupy Wall Street pic</a>.</p>
<hr />
My favorites from the submissions using last edition&#8217;s uncaptioned picture:</p>
<p>From <a HREF="http://www.basilsblog.net/">Basil</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Basil-boy-girl.jpg" title="That's how you tell if it's a boy or girl plane" /></p>
<p>From Russ:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Russ-mileage.jpg" title="If you'd check the tire pressure and get it tuned up, Air Force One would get better gas mileage" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzZNP4tTfV0">reference link</a>]</p>
<hr />
This week&#8217;s uncaptioned picture for you to play with [Hat tip: Wild Bill]:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Wild-Bill-uncaptioned.jpg"/></p>
<hr />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Obscury1.jpg"/></p>
<p>For this week&#8217;s Obscury, I&#8217;m thinking AT&#8217;s Darth Obama quote. What say you?</p>
<p>PRODUCTION NOTES:<br />
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.</p>
<p>#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide <i>before</i> you caption them, I won&#8217;t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.</p>
<p>MAKE YOUR OWN: The free <a HREF="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/default.aspx">lolbuilder</a> from I Can Has Cheezburger.</p>
<p>STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.</p>
<p>Send your submissions to <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a> and &#8211; if they aren&#8217;t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don&#8217;t suck too terribly bad &#8211; I&#8217;ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.</p>
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		<title>lolbama! Part 74</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2011/10/lolbama-part-74/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 22:20:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolbama/">That One</a>. Next week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolterizt/">terrorists</a>. Submit for either at <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.</p>
<p>NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.</p>
<hr />
From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Arik-fundraiser.jpg" title="For only $38,500... - Breaking News - Obama attends fundraiser at Texas school" /></p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Arik-gump.jpg" title="Breaking News - President Gump meets with world leaders at UN" /></p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Arik-I-won.jpg" title="I won" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2009/01/23/obama-to-gop-i-won/">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Arik (via <a HREF="http://nicedeb.wordpress.com/2011/10/05/40948/">Nice Deb</a>):<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Arik-NiceDeb-book.jpg" title="[Obama's hand in Mongolian President's face]" /></p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Arik-reading.jpg" title="I've done enough reading about me. Now, you read about me." /></p>
<p>From <a HREF="http://www.basilsblog.net/">Basil</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Basil-Mongolian.jpg" title="My arm is tired. Is the Mongolian dude gone yet?" /></p>
<p>From James:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/James-prince.jpg" title="So then the handsome prince raised taxes" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Kris-GOG.jpg" title="DemoGOG" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSSgM94sSxQ">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Kris-lonely.jpg" title="I'm so ronery, so ronery" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://youtu.be/xh_9QhRzJEs">ref 1</a>, <a HREF="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/post/obama-the-loner/2011/10/10/gIQAF2u8ZL_blog.html">ref 2</a>]</p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Larsinkima-kiss.jpg" title="Praise Allah for the teleprompter, I wouldn't know what to do - KISS" /></p>
<p>From Larsinkims:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Larsinkima-wave.jpg" title="WAVE" /></p>
<p>From Mrs C:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Mrs-C-burger.jpg" title="Honest, Michelle, it's a veggie burger" /></p>
<p>From Steve:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Steve-loser-biden.jpg" title="[no caption needed]" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loser_%28hand_gesture%29">reference link</a>]</p>
<hr />
My favorites from the submissions using last edition&#8217;s uncaptioned picture:</p>
<p>From Russ:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Russ-ice-cream.jpg" title="Ok, so there's a scoop of Rocky Road on top, and a scoop of vanilla on the bottom - Tell my secretary to hold all my calls" /></p>
<p>From Russ:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Russ-panels.jpg" title="Solyndra's panels cost this much, and the Chi-Com panels cost this much - Ok, let's go for it!" /></p>
<hr />
I&#8217;m nominating Kris for a coveted Obscury for DemoGOG</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Obscury1.jpg"/></p>
<hr />
This week&#8217;s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Obama-uncaptioned1.jpg"/></p>
<p>PRODUCTION NOTES:<br />
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.</p>
<p>#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide <i>before</i> you caption them, I won&#8217;t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.</p>
<p>MAKE YOUR OWN: The free <a HREF="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/default.aspx">lolbuilder</a> from I Can Has Cheezburger.</p>
<p>STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.</p>
<p>Send your submissions to <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a> and &#8211; if they aren&#8217;t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don&#8217;t suck too terribly bad &#8211; I&#8217;ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.</p>
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		<title>lolbama! Part 73</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2011 23:37:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolbama/">That One</a>. Next week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolterizt/">terrorists</a>. Submit for either at <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.</p>
<p>NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.</p>
<hr />
From Former Hostage:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Former-Hostage-1.jpg" title="[#1 foam finger]" /></p>
<p>From Former Hostage:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Former-Hostage-wig.jpg" title="[Rainbow wig, John 3:16]" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rollen_Stewart">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Kris-bloomberg.jpg" title="[Walter] Shut the hell up! [Mayor Bloomberg] Pay the hell up! - Brother from another mother?" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kXOg23pGeA">ref 1</a>, <a HREF="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/these_packs_cost_LGzOpJq8Ght1i9Q2yAZBXM">ref 2</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Kris-mirror.jpg" title="I'm beautiful - Marxcissus" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissus_%28mythology%29">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Kris-obi.jpg" title="Help us Obi Won, you're our only hope!" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Kris-skank.jpg" title="SKANK - What secret word?" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3tP8e22sqg&#038;feature=related&#038;noredirect=1">ref 1</a>, <a HREF="http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/09/29/janeane_garofalo_racist_republicans_support_herman_cain.html">ref 2</a>]</p>
<p>From me (Harvey):<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/replace-biden.jpg" title="We secretly replaced Joe Biden on the 2012 ticket. Can this presidential candidate tell the difference?" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_Gtb1kElRk">reference link</a>]</p>
<hr />
My favorites from the submissions using last edition&#8217;s uncaptioned picture:</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Kris-boob.jpg" title="Nice man-boob! - Man, what a boob!" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Kris-pants.jpg" title="Give me your pants, too, whitey! - Hail to the thief" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Kris-vera.jpg" title="Vera de Milo! I'm a big fan! Can I have your autograph? - No" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH0Tdxybvic">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Steve:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Steve-al.jpg" title="Al Gore? When did you lose weight and get tattoos?" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Kris-wind.jpg" title="Barry, would you blow on these for me? - No way, Gore! - Al Gore is taking wind power a little too far" /></p>
<p>From Motopolitico:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Motopolitico-deal.jpg" title="I give you stimulus, you give magic reelection beans? - I'll also throw in two pair of mom jeans - Deal!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2009/07/barack_obama_on_his_mom_jeans.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<hr />
By the way, I finally stumbled across <a HREF="http://lmaobama.com/">LMAObama</a>, a site which also does Obama captions, and they do it pretty well. So if you start going through withdrawal between lolbama! postings, be sure to <a HREF="http://lmaobama.com/">check &#8216;em out</a>:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/LMAO-biden.jpg" title="Yeah, stop the ice cream truck; Joe heard the music" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/LMAO-shout.jpg" title="Please, refrain from shouting 'you lie!' until the end, or we'll be here forever" /></p>
<hr />
This week&#8217;s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Obama-uncaptioned.jpg"/></p>
<p>PRODUCTION NOTES:<br />
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.</p>
<p>#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide <i>before</i> you caption them, I won&#8217;t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.</p>
<p>MAKE YOUR OWN: The free <a HREF="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/default.aspx">lolbuilder</a> from I Can Has Cheezburger.</p>
<p>STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.</p>
<p>Send your submissions to <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a> and &#8211; if they aren&#8217;t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don&#8217;t suck too terribly bad &#8211; I&#8217;ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.</p>
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		<title>lolbama! Part 72</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 23:13:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolbama/">That One</a>. Next week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolterizt/">terrorists</a>. Submit for either at <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.</p>
<p>NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.</p>
<hr />
From James:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/James-Biden.jpg" title="I found a new VP, Biden's out for 2012" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Kris-buffett.jpg" title="Warren Buffett speaks, makes ass of self" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20092380-503544.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Kris-meesh-attacks.jpg" title="Meesh [Michelle] Attacks! Barack!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYHeZCEFwhI">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Kris-save-job.jpg" title="I... keep... job? - The Save Obama's Job Act" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Kris-snowjob.jpg" title="I am the Obamanable Snowman - The American Snow Jobs Act" /></p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Larsinkima-blight.jpg" title="The 'Thousand Points of Blight' speech" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thousand_points_of_light">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Larsinkima-peas1.jpg" title="Eat peas, hoi polloi - Check your tires" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20078418-503544.html">ref 1</a>, <a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akjXqfvLu28">ref 2</a>]</p>
<p>From me (Harvey)<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/lollipop.jpg" title="For the last time... I do NOT represent the lollipop guild!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_CAs3q7G48">reference link</a>]</p>
<hr />
My favorites from the submissions using last edition&#8217;s uncaptioned picture:</p>
<p>From Brian The Adequate:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Brian-The-Adequate-Racist-vanilla.jpg" title="They gave me vanilla? Racists!" /></p>
<p>From Dawnsblood:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Dawnsblood-vote.jpg" title="I give you ice cream, you give me vote, please?" /></p>
<p>From James:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/James-one-scoop.jpg" title="Only one scoop? Bush's fault!" /></p>
<p>From jb:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/jb-gelfling.jpg" title="My favorite flavor? Essence of Gelfling" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPaKNafdJ18">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Kris-gunny.jpg" title="Are you allowed to have ice cream, Private Hussein?" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NP8y63Ms4o">reference link (NSFW)</a>]</p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Larsinkima-spend.jpg" title="'spend, Obama, spend' - Son of Ice Cream Cone" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Berkowitz">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Steve:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Steve-magic-ice-cream.jpg" title="Obama knew he needed just the right words to tell Michelle about the $4 trillion magic ice cream cone. But it was hard without his teleprompter" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_and_the_Beanstalk#Plot_summary">reference link</a>]</p>
<hr />
This week&#8217;s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/obama-uncaptioned.jpg"/></p>
<p>UPDATE &#8211; After due consideration, I&#8217;ve decided that I won&#8217;t accept captions on the Medal of Honor picture. I wouldn&#8217;t accept a caption on a picture of Obama saluting returning coffins, and this falls into that category, since &#8211; as was pointed out in the comments &#8211; Sgt. Meyers had no choice about being in this picture.</p>
<p>My apologies for not thinking this through beforehand.</p>
<p>Alternative photo:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Obama-uncaptioned-alt.jpg"/></p>
<p>PRODUCTION NOTES:<br />
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.</p>
<p>#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide <i>before</i> you caption them, I won&#8217;t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.</p>
<p>MAKE YOUR OWN: The free <a HREF="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/default.aspx">lolbuilder</a> from I Can Has Cheezburger.</p>
<p>STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.</p>
<p>Send your submissions to <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a> and &#8211; if they aren&#8217;t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don&#8217;t suck too terribly bad &#8211; I&#8217;ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.</p>
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		<title>lolbama! Part 71</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 22:18:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Note: I could use some more entries for lolterizt! Surely someone dressed all in red makes you think of something&#8230; (Oops! I put it in the wrong category. No wonder you couldn&#8217;t find it&#8230; fixed now&#8230; sorry about that.) This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Note: I could use some more entries for lolterizt! Surely <a href="http://www.imao.us/index.php/2011/08/lolterizt-part-139/">someone dressed all in red</a> makes you think of something&#8230; (Oops! I put it in the wrong category. No wonder you couldn&#8217;t find it&#8230; fixed now&#8230; sorry about that.)</em></p>
<p>This week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolbama/">That One</a>. Next week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolterizt/">terrorists</a>. Submit for either at <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.</p>
<p>NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.</p>
<hr />
From Chris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Chris-baby.jpg" title="Give me all your money" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Kris-clown.jpg" title="Rodeo clown" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/08/23/dem_congresswoman_the_real_enemy_is_the_tea_party.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Larsinkima-peas.jpg" title="The Leaning Tower of Peas... UHH!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20078418-503544.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From me (Harvey):<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Obama-and-with-obamacares-state-of-the-art-proctology.jpg" title="...and with Obamacare you get free state of the art proctology" /></p>
<p>From me (Harvey):<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/obama-knobs-means-door-repeat.jpg" title="...knob means door, knob means door, knob means door, knob means door, knob means door..." /><br />
[<a HREF="http://articles.nydailynews.com/2009-01-28/news/17913511_1_door-billion-stimulus-package-president-obama">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From me (Harvey):<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Obama-nonono-my-azaleas.jpg" title="NO NO NO NO NO! Not in my azaleas!" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Kris-battle.jpg" title="Now I'm ready to do battle with the Republicans!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/entertainment/2637-egyptian-fashion-week-displays-some-trendy-hats.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Kris-eloi.jpg" title="Moooooo!!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://sargee5.blogspot.com/2010/06/like-eloi-will-we-walk-quiety-into.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<hr />
My favorites from the submissions using last edition&#8217;s uncaptioned picture:</p>
<p>From <a HREF="http://neoprophet.wordpress.com/">Apocryphal Prophet George</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Apocryphal-Prophet-George-bucket.jpg" title="They thought it would be impossible for anyone to get their head stuck in a 36 foot bucket - They were wrong" /></p>
<p>From EdthePastor:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/EdthePastor-not-dead.jpg" title="I feel happy. I feel happy" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh8mNjeuyV4">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From GEBIV:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/GEBIV-eating.jpg" title="Suddenly the wall ate the President. And there was much rejoicing" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enSYlCEz5VI">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Jared:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Jared-Hi5.jpg" title="High five?" /></p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Larsinkima-Right-Guard.jpg" title="Right Guard - for when the Left Guard quits working" /></p>
<p>From Russ:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Russ-lead-behind.jpg" title="I'm back here, leading from behind" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.redding.com/news/2011/apr/29/headline---krauthammer_429/">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From James:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/james-hand.jpg" title="Talk to the hand, I ain't listening" /></p>
<hr />
This week&#8217;s uncaptioned picture for you to play with [Hat tip: Laurie]:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Laurie-Obama-uncaptioned.jpg"/></p>
<p>PRODUCTION NOTES:<br />
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.</p>
<p>#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide <i>before</i> you caption them, I won&#8217;t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.</p>
<p>MAKE YOUR OWN: The free <a HREF="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/default.aspx">lolbuilder</a> from I Can Has Cheezburger.</p>
<p>STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.</p>
<p>Send your submissions to <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a> and &#8211; if they aren&#8217;t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don&#8217;t suck too terribly bad &#8211; I&#8217;ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.</p>
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		<title>lolbama! Part 70</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 00:12:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolbama/">That One</a>. Next week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolterizt/">terrorists</a>. Submit for either at <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.</p>
<p>NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.</p>
<hr />
From James:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/James-focus.jpg" title="we must focus [look above his shoulder]" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Kris-attack.jpg" title="Barack Attacks!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116996/">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Kris-debt.jpg" title="Debt on arrival" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/08/17/obamas-state-art-tour-bus-made-in-canada/">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Kris-heavy.jpg" title="Is that... heavy breathing? [Vader face on bus]" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/08/17/obamas-state-art-tour-bus-made-in-canada/">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Kris-jackwagon.jpg" title="What a jackwagon!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/08/17/obamas-state-art-tour-bus-made-in-canada/">ref 1</a>, <a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaFy0x_Uixo">ref 2</a>]</p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Larsinkima-DNC.jpg" title="DNC 'get out the vote' pep rally" /></p>
<p>From <a HREF="http://www.brickmoon.com/">Les</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Les-brick-moon-pawitch.jpg" title="Surrender Michele - ACK! Holy water! You win!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.urbanskishow.com/b/Tim-Looks-Like-Margaret/936796760710802247.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<hr />
My favorites from the submissions using last edition&#8217;s uncaptioned picture:</p>
<p>From jb:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/jb-peas.jpg" title="Mrs. FLOTUS, eat your peas" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20078418-503544.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From John:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/john-tots.jpg" title="Yo, can I get your tater tots?" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Kris-disgrace.jpg" title="Why are you frowning - [NATIONAL DISGRACE]" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Kris-plantation.jpg" title="Welcome to the plantation - Whites Only - Sic Semper Tyrannis!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sic_semper_tyrannis">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Larsinkima-sign.jpg" title="See that sign, honey? I own them. Now which one of you have been chasing my guy?" /></p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Larsinkima-Tommy-Lee.jpg" title="Now girls, remember, Harvey said not to talk about Tommy Lee [well, tamale, actually, but close enough]" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/2011/08/lolbama-part-69/">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Paul:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Paul-ate.jpg" title="I ate what?" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Kris-arbeit.jpg" title="ARBEIT MACHT FREI - No, it says 'Arby's makes fries' - You lie!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arbeit_macht_frei">ref 1</a>, <a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgce06Yw2ro">ref 2</a>]</p>
<hr />
This week&#8217;s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/obama-uncaptioned1.jpg"/></p>
<p>EXTRA CREDIT BONUS CHALLENGE: Don&#8217;t reference Obama losing the 2012 election.</p>
<p>PRODUCTION NOTES:<br />
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.</p>
<p>#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide <i>before</i> you caption them, I won&#8217;t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.</p>
<p>MAKE YOUR OWN: The free <a HREF="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/default.aspx">lolbuilder</a> from I Can Has Cheezburger.</p>
<p>STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.</p>
<p>Send your submissions to <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a> and &#8211; if they aren&#8217;t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don&#8217;t suck too terribly bad &#8211; I&#8217;ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.</p>
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		<title>lolbama! Part 69</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 22:33:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[lolbama]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolbama/">That One</a>. Next week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolterizt/">terrorists</a>. Submit for either at <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.</p>
<p>NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.</p>
<hr />
From Itsybit:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/itsybit-peas.jpg" title="These are for the cuties! The rest can eat peas" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20078418-503544.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Itsybit:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/itsybit-wapner.jpg" title="It's time to go now: Course it's 10 minutes to Wapner - You'll make it - Yeah" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0004559/quotes">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Kris-beavis.jpg" title="Hmm, Hmm, Yeah! - Uhhhh, huhhuh, cool!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.mtv.com/shows/beavis_and_butthead/series.jhtml">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Kris-breaking.jpg" title="Obama-rama Dow doobie doo Dow's down - Breakin' us is hard to do!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipzh4_W1KQ0">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Kris-party.jpg" title="Gonna party like it's 1929!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtRQdw5c804">reference link</a> (go ahead &#038; check this parody video anyway - it's good)]</p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Larsinkima-alien.jpg" title="Alien vs Creditor - Whoever wins... we lose" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0370263/">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Robert:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Robert-freedom.jpg" title="From the Ministry of Truth - Freedom is Slavery" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.sparknotes.com/lit/1984/quotes.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<hr />
My favorites from the submissions using last edition&#8217;s uncaptioned picture:</p>
<p>From DamnCat:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/DamnCat-elton.jpg" title="Elton John - has really let himself go..." /></p>
<p>From GEBIV:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/GEBIV-expecto.jpg" title="Expecto Patronum! Expecto Patronum!!!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Patronus_Charm">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From James:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/James-cigars.jpg" title="Bill, I got cigars at the duty free" /></p>
<p>From James:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/jb-bride.jpg" title="Bride of Trafficant" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/09/02/AR2009090201497.html">ref 1</a>, <a HREF="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0026138/">ref 2</a>]</p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Larsinkima-turbulence.jpg" title="Damn turbulence" /></p>
<p>From Velvet Elvis:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Velvet-Elvis-smart-power.jpg" title="Smart Power - You're doing it wrong" /></p>
<p>From Velvet Elvis:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Velvet-Elvis-bump.jpg" title="No, really, it's a baby bump! Bill &#038; me got that lovin' feeling again!" /></p>
<p>And High Praise! to James for this one, which I think sums it up perfectly: </p>
<p>From James:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/jb-rule-34.jpg" title="Rule 34 - No No NO NOOOOO!!!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rule-34">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>BONUS: 3 from <a HREF="http://sparks.brushfireoffreedom.org/author/Irritable%20Pundit.aspx">Irritable Pundit</a>, which are better viewed full-size to appreciate the fine details:</p>
<p><a HREF="http://sparks.brushfireoffreedom.org/post/2011/07/26/Baracks-Brain.aspx">Barack&#8217;s Brain</a></p>
<p><a HREF="http://sparks.brushfireoffreedom.org/post/2011/08/08/America-Under-the-Bus.aspx">America Under the Bus</a></p>
<p><a HREF="http://sparks.brushfireoffreedom.org/post/2011/08/01/Spending-Junkie.aspx">Spending Junkie</a></p>
<hr />
This week&#8217;s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/obama-uncaptioned.jpg"/></p>
<p>EXTRA CREDIT BONUS CHALLENGE: Don&#8217;t use the word &#8220;tamale&#8221;.</p>
<p>PRODUCTION NOTES:<br />
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.</p>
<p>#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide <i>before</i> you caption them, I won&#8217;t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.</p>
<p>MAKE YOUR OWN: The free <a HREF="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/default.aspx">lolbuilder</a> from I Can Has Cheezburger.</p>
<p>STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.</p>
<p>Send your submissions to <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a> and &#8211; if they aren&#8217;t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don&#8217;t suck too terribly bad &#8211; I&#8217;ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.</p>
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		<title>lolbama! Part 68</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2011/07/lolbama-part-68/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2011 00:44:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolbama/">That One</a>. Next week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolterizt/">terrorists</a>. Submit for either at <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.</p>
<p>NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.</p>
<hr />
From James:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/James-bs.jpg" title="[BS Council] We need a new name" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Kris-shock-treatment.jpg" title="Schlock Treatment - Trust me, I'm a politician!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083067/">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Larsinkima-biden.jpg" title="I'm not stoopid, I'm nt stoopid, m knot stupid" /></p>
<p>From Larskinima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Larsinkima-Happy-Days.jpg" title="'Happy Days' are gone again" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.google.com/search?q=richie+happy+days&#038;ie=UTF-8">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Larsinkima-Obama-short-bus.jpg" title="Harvard School District Bowling Class [Obama riding the short bus]" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=short%20bus">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Larsinkima-Wu-Again.jpg" title="Politics been very, very good to me - wuwuwu" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43896833/ns/politics-capitol_hill/">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From <a HREF="http://www.brickmoon.com/">Les</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Les-brick-moon-sir-robin.jpg" title="He's packing it in and packing it up, and sneaking away and..." /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.stmoroky.com/sirrobin/song.htm">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From MH:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/MH-peas.jpg" title="Eat your peas" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20078418-503544.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Robert:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/robert-big-sis.jpg" title="Report all violators - Big Sister is watching... you!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.google.com/search?q=big+brother+is+watching&#038;ie=UTF-8">reference link</a>]</p>
<hr />
My favorites from the submissions using last edition&#8217;s uncaptioned picture:</p>
<p>From GEBIV<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/GEBIV-2G1C.jpg" title="2 Girls, One Cup? What the hell???" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_Girls_1_Cup">reference link (nsfw)</a>]</p>
<p>From GEBIV:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/GEBIV-farmville.jpg" title="Why did everything die on my farm... again?" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FarmVille">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From GEBIV:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/GEBIV-first.jpg" title="No comments yet? - FIRST!!!!111!!" /></p>
<p>From GEBIV:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/GEBIV-imao.jpg" title="IMAO.us has less communists and more nuking the moon than I thought it would" /></p>
<p>From James:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/James-angry-birds.jpg" title="Must kill Angry Birds - and deficit hawks" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angry_Birds">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Mark:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Mark-not-totus.jpg" title="Hey, wait... This isn't TOTUS!" /></p>
<hr />
This week&#8217;s uncaptioned picture for you to play with [Hat tip: Laurie]:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Laurie-uncaptioned-hillary.jpg"/></p>
<p>Yeah, that&#8217;s Hillary. If I look like that when I&#8217;m 64, just shoot me.</p>
<p>NOTE: I&#8217;m totally nominating Kris for an <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/2011/04/lolterizt-part-129/">Obscury</a> on this one. I had no idea Rocky Horror had a sequel.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Obscury.jpg"/></p>
<p>PRODUCTION NOTES:<br />
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.</p>
<p>#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide <i>before</i> you caption them, I won&#8217;t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.</p>
<p>MAKE YOUR OWN: The free <a HREF="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/default.aspx">lolbuilder</a> from I Can Has Cheezburger.</p>
<p>STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.</p>
<p>Send your submissions to <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a> and &#8211; if they aren&#8217;t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don&#8217;t suck too terribly bad &#8211; I&#8217;ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.</p>
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		<title>lolbama! Part 67</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2011 00:37:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolbama/">That One</a>. Next week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolterizt/">terrorists</a>. Submit for either at <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.</p>
<p>NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.</p>
<hr />
From <a HREF="http://freetoassemble.com/blog/deborah-platt/obama-reaches-out-his-base">Deb</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Deb-fta-base.jpg" title="End the Afghan Quagmire - Yes we can!! - Obama announces troop drawdown" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kris-peas.jpg" title="President Barry says: 'eat your peas, America'" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20078418-503544.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Larsinkima-shovel-ready.jpg" title="Shovel ready jobs from Obamacare" /></p>
<p>From MH:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/MH-bowing.jpg" title="And for really short dictators, we've got to bow SUPER low" /></p>
<p>From MH:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/MH-India.jpg" title="Look! I broker peace for India!" /></p>
<p>From Robert:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Robert-alienchelle.jpg" title="[Michelle Obama with alien head]" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2011/07/12/michelle-obama-first-public-figure-better-homes-and-gardens-cover-48-">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Robert:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Robert-comrades.jpg" title="Comrades! Amerika is shovel ready!" /></p>
<hr />
My favorites from the submissions using last edition&#8217;s uncaptioned picture:</p>
<p>From GEBIV:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/GEBIV-kill-you.jpg" title="I kill you!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From GEBIV:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/GEBIV-tamale.jpg" title="My name is Michelle Obama. You ate my tamale. Prepare to die" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6m7NR6iYjg">ref 1</a>, <a HREF="http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2011/05/stand-clear-of-michelle-and-a-tamale-obama-says-about-wife.html">ref 2</a>]</p>
<p>From me (Harvey):<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Harvey-diet.jpg" title="I SAID... cheeseburger, fries, shake, and a DIET Coke!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013707/Michelle-Obama-spotted-consuming-1-700-calorie-Shake-Shack-meal.html?ito=feeds-newsxml">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From JB:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/jb-mortal-kombat.jpg" title="Mortal Kombat - Michelle O.-style" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Kris-quatloos.jpg" title="I wager 20 quatloos on the angry one" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjeyWNolnXA">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From lgbpops:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/lgbpops-spoon.jpg" title="Got my spoon... where's my lasagna?" /></p>
<p>From Marco Mancuso:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/marcomancuso-batleth.jpg" title="Damn you Holder! Return me my bat'leth" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://memory-alpha.org/wiki/Bat%27leth">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From PBunyan:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/PBunyan-scary.jpg" title="Michelle: taking scary ugly to a new level" /></p>
<hr />
This week&#8217;s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/obama-uncaptioned.jpg"/></p>
<p>PRODUCTION NOTES:<br />
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.</p>
<p>#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide <i>before</i> you caption them, I won&#8217;t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.</p>
<p>MAKE YOUR OWN: The free <a HREF="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/default.aspx">lolbuilder</a> from I Can Has Cheezburger.</p>
<p>STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.</p>
<p>Send your submissions to <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a> and &#8211; if they aren&#8217;t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don&#8217;t suck too terribly bad &#8211; I&#8217;ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.</p>
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		<title>lolbama! Part 66</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2011/06/lolbama-part-66/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 00:17:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolbama/">That One</a>. Next week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolterizt/">terrorists</a>. Submit for either at <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.</p>
<p>NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.</p>
<hr />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/obama-belt.jpg" title="Open cardigan, boob belt, slight moustache problem - yup, it's Michelle all right" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/obama-black-hillary.jpg" title="Oh my god! It's a black Hillary!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2008/08/hillary-clinton.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/obama-country.jpg" title="I want my country back, asshole" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/obama-overlords.jpg" title="I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/000399.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/obama-whoopi-eyebrows.jpg" title="Seriously, Whoopi, where the f*** are your eyebrows?" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070120224132AAulTSo">reference link</a>]</p>
<hr />
From Jared:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Jared-clueless.jpg" title="Derp [the sound an idiot makes]" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://apnews.myway.com/article/20110622/D9O16AK02.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Jimmy:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Jimmy-running-mates.jpg" title="They were bitter rivals until love got in the way - Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama - RUNNING MATES" /></p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Larsinkima-Lama.jpg" title="No Mr. Lama, I'm not Carrot Top" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.ee00cd993c4221a5ac150a9aab17ca0b.601&#038;show_article=1">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Larsinkima-simon.jpg" title="Janet (and sidekick) demonstrate how to capture a microphone" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Bar_Sinister">separated at birth?</a>]</p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/LarsinkimaMad-Marx.jpg" title="Mad Marx: Beyond Thunderdome" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hQC3nkftrk">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Robert:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Robert-big-brother.jpg" title="Report all violators. Big Brother is watching" /></p>
<hr />
My favorites from the submissions using last edition&#8217;s uncaptioned picture:</p>
<p>From jb:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/jb-taxes.jpg" title="Raising taxes just feels soooo good!" /></p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Larsinkima-oh-no.jpg" title="Oh no no no... Michelle wouldn't like that." /></p>
<p>From me (Harvey):<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/obama-bow.jpg" title="Cool! Someone's bowing to me for a change" /></p>
<hr />
This week&#8217;s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Obama-uncaptioned1.jpg"/></p>
<p>PRODUCTION NOTES:<br />
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.</p>
<p>#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide <i>before</i> you caption them, I won&#8217;t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.</p>
<p>MAKE YOUR OWN: The free <a HREF="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/default.aspx">lolbuilder</a> from I Can Has Cheezburger.</p>
<p>STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.</p>
<p>Send your submissions to <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a> and &#8211; if they aren&#8217;t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don&#8217;t suck too terribly bad &#8211; I&#8217;ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.</p>
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		<title>lolbama! Part 65</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2011 00:23:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolbama/">That One</a>. Next week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolterizt/">terrorists</a>. Submit for either at <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.</p>
<p>NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.</p>
<hr />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/netanyahu-biden.jpg" title="The old 'thumbtack on the chair' - Bibi's a sucker for the classics" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Obama-sacrifices.jpg" title="Hey, it's only $2000 a bottle. We all gotta make sacrifices" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://weaselzippers.us/2011/05/25/obama-chooses-1700-wine-during-dinner-with-british-royals/">reference link</a>]</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Obama-we-bow.jpg" title="See? We bow just like you" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Obama-Weiner-tweet.jpg" title="One of these people just got a tweet from Anthony Weiner" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Obama-wrong-date.jpg" title="2008? Ha ha ha ha - what a dumbass!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.theblaze.com/stories/obama-signs-westminster-abbey-guest-book-using-2008-date/">reference link</a>]</p>
<hr />
My favorites from the submissions using last edition&#8217;s uncaptioned picture:</p>
<p>From <a HREF="http://www.basilsblog.net/">Basil</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Basil-music.jpg" title="Where's the music?" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/2011/05/toast/">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From <a HREF="http://www.basilsblog.net/">Basil</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Basil-no-weiner.jpg" title="He's nothing like Congressman Weiner" /></p>
<p>From <a HREF="http://www.basilsblog.net/">Basil</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Basil-phone.jpg" title="invisible phone" /></p>
<p>From <a HREF="http://www.basilsblog.net/">Basil</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Basil-urkel-merkel.jpg" title="It's The Urkel and Merkel Show" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.madville.com/funny/304720_obama_urkel">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Kris-about-me.jpg" title="It's all about me" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Kris-schultz.jpg" title="I see nothing! I know nothing!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/2011/05/horrors-republicans-wants-illegal-things-to-be-crimes-the-brutes/">ref 1</a>, <a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34ag4nkSh7Q">ref 2</a>]</p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Larsinkima-doors.jpg" title="Doors are the ones with knobs, Doors are the ones with knobs, Doors are the ones with knobs" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://newsbusters.org/blogs/michael-m-bates/2009/01/28/obama-mistakes-oval-office-window-door-imagine-if-it-had-been-bush">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Larsinkima-picture.jpg" title="Oh no! Mr. Hands is gonna be mea... Wait, Mr. Hands is gonna take a picture" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9oiIRaNaZY">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From <a HREF="http://pict-o-toons.blogspot.com/">Travelwise42</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Travelwise42-china.jpg" title="the buck stops in China" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://netrightdaily.com/2011/04/wisconsin%E2%80%99s-dewey-defeats-truman-moment/">reference link</a>]</p>
<hr />
This week&#8217;s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Obama-uncaptioned.jpg"/></p>
<p>PRODUCTION NOTES:<br />
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.</p>
<p>#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide <i>before</i> you caption them, I won&#8217;t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.</p>
<p>MAKE YOUR OWN: The free <a HREF="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/default.aspx">lolbuilder</a> from I Can Has Cheezburger.</p>
<p>STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.</p>
<p>Send your submissions to <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a> and &#8211; if they aren&#8217;t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don&#8217;t suck too terribly bad &#8211; I&#8217;ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.</p>
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		<title>lolbama! Part 64</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 00:51:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolbama/">That One</a>. Next week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolterizt/">terrorists</a>. Submit for either at <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.</p>
<p>NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.</p>
<hr />
From AlanABQ:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/AlanABQ-nose.jpg" title="Easy now, Barry, calm down; it wasn't actually your nose... I was just holding my thumb between my fingers" /></p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Arik-war-room.jpg" title="[It's a visual - Osama in the back of the room]" /></p>
<p>From Chris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Chris-Obama-phone.jpg" title="No fancy buttons or nothin'. Damn thing doesn't even have a screen that pops up so I can Skype Rahm and see how the Cubs are doin'" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/2011/04/obama-laments-lack-fancy-buttons-oval-office-phone">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Larsinkima-hold-down.jpg" title="You want me to hold that down for you? Giggity" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenn_Quagmire">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Larsinkima-Ireland-bus.jpg" title="You [beep, beep] you said this was a tamale bar - Watch it, partner. Don't get between him and a bus" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2011/05/stand-clear-of-michelle-and-a-tamale-obama-says-about-wife.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Larsinkima-voters.jpg" title="We don't need no stinking voters [Obama flipping the bird] the Church of L. 'Rahm' Hubbard (Signtology)" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._Ron_Hubbard">reference link</a> - technically this pic is PG-13, since Obama's just going to <a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhkq11UExcw">scratch his face with that finger</a>.]</p>
<p>From <a HREF="http://www.brickmoon.com/">Les</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Les-Brickmoon.jpg" title="Barry gets a halo, Michelle gets a ficus" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://squeekyfromm.wordpress.com/2011/05/31/tres-outre-a-poem/">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From <a HREF="http://pict-o-toons.blogspot.com/">Travelwise42</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Travelwise42-stand-up.jpg" title="I just flew in from Mecca, and boy are my arms tired... Ya gotta hand it to those pirates, though, they're making a killing!... Anybody know how many supporters it takes to turn on a new light bulb? None! They're all content to remain in the dark... The Tea Party wanted so many alligators in the moat, illegals can walk across and not get their feet wet!... But I wanna tell ya..." /></p>
<hr />
My favorites from the submissions using last edition&#8217;s uncaptioned picture:</p>
<p>From Chris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Chris-hybrid.jpg" title="I was like oh my god! You can't, like, afford gas? You have 8 kids? You should, like, totally get a $50,000 hybrid!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://floppingaces.net/2011/04/08/obama-dont-like-gas-prices-just-buy-a-new-car-reader-post/">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Larsinkima-911.jpg" title="911, some pervert is tryin' to break into my car" /></p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Larsinkima-channel.jpg" title="How do you change the channel on this thing - Now that's change I could believe in" /></p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Larsinkima-honky.jpg" title="Get your own ride, honky" /></p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Larsinkima-no-americans.jpg" title="[No] Americans" /></p>
<p>From Robert:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Robert-waldo.jpg" title="Michelle, guess what? I finally found Waldo [sitting next to him]" /></p>
<p>From Tracy:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Tracy-lock.jpg" title="How much to lock him in?" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.hark.com/clips/srppwfmkmc-dumb-woman-locked-in-her-car-911-call">related</a>]</p>
<hr />
This week&#8217;s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Obama-uncaptioned.jpg"/></p>
<p>PRODUCTION NOTES:<br />
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.</p>
<p>#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide <i>before</i> you caption them, I won&#8217;t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.</p>
<p>MAKE YOUR OWN: The free <a HREF="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/default.aspx">lolbuilder</a> from I Can Has Cheezburger.</p>
<p>STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.</p>
<p>Send your submissions to <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a> and &#8211; if they aren&#8217;t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don&#8217;t suck too terribly bad &#8211; I&#8217;ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.</p>
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		<title>lolbama! Part 63</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2011 00:39:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolbama/">That One</a>. Next week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolterizt/">terrorists</a>. Submit for either at <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.</p>
<p>NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.</p>
<hr />
From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/larsinkima-Tim-Tamale.jpg" title="Yo! Michelle! - Oh hell. Bodyguards! - Tim the Tamale visits the White House garden" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2011/05/stand-clear-of-michelle-and-a-tamale-obama-says-about-wife.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Arik-osama-ball.jpg" title="[It's a visual]" /><br />
[if only...]</p>
<p>From Jared:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Jared-halo.jpg" title="Sniper rifle? - I have it. - Always with his way... - Halo 3 at the White House" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Kris-Arnie.jpg" title="You Bastard! - What you expect? Ich bin ein Kennedy" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/reliable-source/post/schwarzeneggers-love-child-how-did-he-keep-the-secret-so-long/2011/05/17/AF4gd35G_blog.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Kris-immunity.jpg" title="Diplomatic immunity! - It's just been revoked!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://blog.reidreport.com/2011/05/monday-clicks-unhappy-debt-limit-day/">ref 1</a>, <a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiXNUaSjXRY">ref 2</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Kris-pol-pot.jpg" title="pol[itician] - pot" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Kris-war-face.jpg" title="You call that a war face?" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6vHOR8lzTg">reference link</a> (NSFW)]</p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Larsinkima-chin.jpg" title="Irreconcilable differences. Her chin is bigger than mine" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/reliable-source/post/schwarzeneggers-love-child-how-did-he-keep-the-secret-so-long/2011/05/17/AF4gd35G_blog.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Larsinkima-Loser.jpg" title="Punch a hippie contest loser" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/159189-reid-dislocates-shoulder-after-falling-during-early-morning-run">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Larsinkima-money.jpg" title="What do you mean it's not our money? Idiot!" /></p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Larsinkima-now.jpg" title="Can you hear me now?" /></p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Larsinkima-states.jpg" title="Altered States - It's happening again, Michelle" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/obama-uncaptioned.jpg">reference link</a>]</p>
<hr />
My favorites from the submissions using last edition&#8217;s uncaptioned picture:</p>
<p>From Chris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Chris-tamale.jpg" title="Hey waiter! Where's Michelle's tamales at?" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2011/05/stand-clear-of-michelle-and-a-tamale-obama-says-about-wife.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Kris-eat.jpg" title="[everybody thinking] Shut up! Will you please just shut up so we can eat?" /></p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Larsinkima-France.jpg" title="We're from France" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD-vAWecEus">reference link</a>]</p>
<hr />
This week&#8217;s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/obama-uncaptioned1.jpg"/></p>
<p>PRODUCTION NOTES:<br />
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.</p>
<p>#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide <i>before</i> you caption them, I won&#8217;t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.</p>
<p>MAKE YOUR OWN: The free <a HREF="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/default.aspx">lolbuilder</a> from I Can Has Cheezburger.</p>
<p>STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.</p>
<p>Send your submissions to <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a> and &#8211; if they aren&#8217;t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don&#8217;t suck too terribly bad &#8211; I&#8217;ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.</p>
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		<title>lolbama! Part 62</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2011/05/lolbama-part-62/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2011 00:36:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[lolbama]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolbama/">That One</a>. Next week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolterizt/">terrorists</a>. Submit for either at <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.</p>
<p>NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.</p>
<hr />
From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Kris-dance.jpg" title="Happy Nazi dance? No, I show you how!" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Kris-ears.jpg" title="Why does ice cream never go to my belly?" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Kris-eating.jpg" title="Can't talk, eating [copy of Constitution]" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0701189/quotes">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Kris-kloppenberg.jpg" title="Klop, Klop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh what a relief it is!"" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.ihatethemedia.com/joanne-kloppenburg-face-answers-a-reporters-question">ref 1</a>,<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxjb2UJZ-5I">ref 2</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Kris-links.jpg" title="[thinking of golf clubs]" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Kris-pledge.jpg" title="I pledge allegiance... [4th hole golf flag]" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Kris-prosser.jpg" title="NOOOOOO! - Prosser: +7316, WI Unions: 0" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.jsonline.com/news/statepolitics/119938614.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Larsinkima-oprah.jpg" title="The Phantom of the Oprah" /></p>
<p>From me (Harvey):<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/left-handed.jpg" title="Huh... I thought Barry did that left-handed" /></p>
<p>From me (Harvey):<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/simon-nose.jpg" title="Simon Says: point to your nose - Uh, Barry...?" /></p>
<p>From me (Harvey):<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/spread.jpg" title="YOU! Go spread your wealth around" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqI5PSRcXM">reference link</a>]</p>
<hr />
My favorites from the submissions using last edition&#8217;s uncaptioned picture:</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Kris-replace.jpg" title="You can be replaced, you know!" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Kris-slapahoe.jpg" title="Don't make Barry have to slap a ho!" /></p>
<p>From <a HREF="http://rabidconservative.ws/">Rick</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Rick-rabid-conservative-minimal.jpg" title="minimal brain, minimal clothes" /></p>
<hr />
This week&#8217;s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/obama-uncaptioned.jpg"/></p>
<p>PRODUCTION NOTES:<br />
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.</p>
<p>#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide <i>before</i> you caption them, I won&#8217;t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.</p>
<p>MAKE YOUR OWN: The free <a HREF="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/default.aspx">lolbuilder</a> from I Can Has Cheezburger.</p>
<p>STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.</p>
<p>Send your submissions to <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a> and &#8211; if they aren&#8217;t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don&#8217;t suck too terribly bad &#8211; I&#8217;ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.</p>
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		<title>lolbama! Part 61</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2011/04/lolbama-part-61/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 23:10:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[lolbama]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolbama/">That One</a>. Next week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolterizt/">terrorists</a>. Submit for either at <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.</p>
<p>NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.</p>
<hr />
From me (Harvey):<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/funny.jpg" title="Huh? What's so funny? [kick me sign on back]" /></p>
<p>From me (Harvey):<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Kerry-scratch.jpg" title="That's a nasty scratch - I'll get you a Purple Heart" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.idexer.com/articles/kerry_medals.htm">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Kris-pissmarx.jpg" title="PissMarx" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Christ">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Larsinkima-back-off.jpg" title="Back off, little dude. It's his ball now" /></p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Larsinkima-bad-ball.jpg" title="Sh*t! You ain't no better at that than you are at presidenting" /></p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Larsinkima-WBP.jpg" title="WomanBearPig" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ManBearPig">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Phreshone:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Phreshone-jackwagon.jpg" title="What a jackwagon" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaFy0x_Uixo">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From <a HREF="http://pict-o-toons.blogspot.com/">Travelwise42</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Travelwise42-fasttrain.jpg" title="[on blackboard: Socialism sucks 5x] - I wish I had a fast train..." /></p>
<hr />
My favorites from the submissions using last edition&#8217;s uncaptioned picture:</p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Arik-AFSCME.jpg" title="Tastes like AFSCME" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.afscme.org/">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Arik-slap.jpg" title="Someone needs a Michelle He-Man Bitch-Slapping" /></p>
<p>From Brian:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Brian-no-brain.jpg" title="No worries, no brain to freeze" /></p>
<p>From James:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/James-lowfat.jpg" title="Honest darling, it's low fat" /></p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Larsinkima-Taxes.jpg" title="I scream, you scream, we all scream for... TAXES! - I need to put that in my next speech" /></p>
<p>From <a HREF="http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/">Proof</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Proof-sucker.jpg" title="All Day Sucker eats ice cream" /></p>
<p>From <a HREF="http://turtlekid1.newgrounds.com/audio/">Turtle</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Turtle-operation.jpg" title="Coast is clear... Michelle's not around... commence OPERATION: FATTENING" /></p>
<hr />
This week&#8217;s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/obama-uncaptioned.jpg"/></p>
<p>PRODUCTION NOTES:<br />
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.</p>
<p>#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide <i>before</i> you caption them, I won&#8217;t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.</p>
<p>MAKE YOUR OWN: The free <a HREF="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/default.aspx">lolbuilder</a> from I Can Has Cheezburger.</p>
<p>STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.</p>
<p>Send your submissions to <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a> and &#8211; if they aren&#8217;t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don&#8217;t suck too terribly bad &#8211; I&#8217;ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.</p>
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		<title>lolbama! Part 60</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2011/04/lolbama-part-60/</link>
		<comments>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2011/04/lolbama-part-60/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2011 00:52:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[lolbama]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolbama/">That One</a>. Next week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolterizt/">terrorists</a>. Submit for either at <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.</p>
<p>NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.</p>
<hr />
From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Arik-club-hit.jpg" title="80 Points of IQ located within - Rodney Anonymous" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.lyricstime.com/dead-milkmen-instant-club-hit-you-ll-dance-to-anything-lyrics.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Arik-dance.jpg" title="Ouch! He dances like he governs" /></p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Arik-half.jpg" title="Yup, he really IS half white" /></p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Arik-Hawking.jpg" title="New liberal dance craze! Do the Hawking" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1538844/Stephen-Hawking-plans-to-see-space.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Kris-dawn.jpg" title="1980: Morning in America - 2008: Red Dawn" /></p>
<hr />
My favorites from the submissions using last edition&#8217;s uncaptioned picture:</p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Arik-attack.jpg" title="New on Fox: When Rio Jesus Attacks!" /></p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Arik-dont-know.jpg" title="I don't know him" /></p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Arik-not-me.jpg" title="I'd like to thank the people of Rio for making this lovely statue of me, and...uh...what's that?...It's who?...uh....who's he?" /></p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Arik-Savior-2.jpg" title="Savior - Savior 2 - The sequel is never as good as the original" /></p>
<p>From Corona:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/corona-clap.jpg" title="Clap on! Clap off!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6Wa-RRJuko">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Kris-bend-it.jpg" title="Bend it like 'Bama!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bend_It_Like_Beckham">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Kris-smite.jpg" title="Urge to smite rising!" /></p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Larsinkima-justice.jpg" title="Here we go again. Don't they ever remember [personal freedom balanced against economic equality]" /></p>
<p>From Travelwise42 of <a HREF="http://pict-o-toons.blogspot.com/">Wise Up</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Travelwise42-pariah.jpg" title="The Pariah Meets the Messiah" /></p>
<p>From Travelwise42 of <a HREF="http://pict-o-toons.blogspot.com/">Wise Up</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Travelwise42-phony.jpg" title="Suddenly I feel like such a phony" /></p>
<hr />
This week&#8217;s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Obama-uncaptioned.jpg"/></p>
<p>PRODUCTION NOTES:<br />
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.</p>
<p>#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide <i>before</i> you caption them, I won&#8217;t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.</p>
<p>MAKE YOUR OWN: The free <a HREF="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/default.aspx">lolbuilder</a> from I Can Has Cheezburger.</p>
<p>STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.</p>
<p>Send your submissions to <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a> and &#8211; if they aren&#8217;t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don&#8217;t suck too terribly bad &#8211; I&#8217;ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.</p>
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		<title>lolbama! Part 59</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2011/03/lolbama-part-59/</link>
		<comments>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2011/03/lolbama-part-59/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 01:04:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[lolbama]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolbama/">That One</a>. Next week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolterizt/">terrorists</a>. Submit for either at <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.</p>
<p>NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.</p>
<hr />
From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Kris-back-door.jpg" title="I'm a Barack door maaaan!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgzbiX46tl8">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Kris-marx.jpg" title="Invaders From Marx" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0045917/">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Kris-no-fly.jpg" title="Dang! It's supposed to be a no-fly zone!" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Kris-stooges.jpg" title="Barry, 'Dolf, Bloody Joe - Three Stooges" /></p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Larsinkima-create-job.jpg" title="I create job" /></p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Larsinkima-plywood.jpg" title="Home Depot buys iconic sign and uses it for advertising" /></p>
<p>From Melissa:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Melissa-approval.jpg" title="Is that my approval rating? - No, Barry, it's Sarah Palin's " /></p>
<p>From me (Harvey):<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Obama-ax.jpg" title="New Ax body spray - for ho's" /></p>
<p>From me (Harvey):<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Obama-big-boy-chair.jpg" title="Someday they'll let me sit in the big-boy chair" /></p>
<p>From me (Harvey):<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Obama-copter.jpg" title="Great... now he's bowing to his own helicopter" /></p>
<p>Bonus! Irritable Pundit has the <a HREF="http://sparks.brushfireoffreedom.org/post/2011/03/14/ObamaPad2.aspx">ObamaPad 2</a>. (Too big to fit here &#8211; just go there &#038; enjoy. Don&#8217;t miss the apps.)</p>
<hr />
My favorites from the submissions using last edition&#8217;s uncaptioned picture:</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Kris-black-snake.jpg" title="Now what we have here, little yellow sister..." /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6Ep1nmwWU0&#038;t=1m51s">reference link</a> (language warning)]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Kris-heil.jpg" title="This is the right way to heil me" /></p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Larskinkima-Crib-Notes.jpg" title="Tunisia, Bahrain, Egypt, Korea, Libya, Iran - If you write crib notes... use 'em" /></p>
<p>From Steve:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Steve-zip.jpg" title="Wait until I zip up, ok?" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Kris-hand.jpg" title="No teleprompter. Talk to the hand" /></p>
<hr />
This week&#8217;s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Obama-uncaptioned1.jpg"/></p>
<p>This one has possibilities, too, so feel free to use either or both:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Obama-brazil-christ.jpg"/></p>
<p>PRODUCTION NOTES:<br />
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.</p>
<p>#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide <i>before</i> you caption them, I won&#8217;t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.</p>
<p>MAKE YOUR OWN: The free <a HREF="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/default.aspx">lolbuilder</a> from I Can Has Cheezburger.</p>
<p>STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.</p>
<p>Send your submissions to <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a> and &#8211; if they aren&#8217;t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don&#8217;t suck too terribly bad &#8211; I&#8217;ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.</p>
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		<title>lolbama! Part 58</title>
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		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolbama/">That One</a>. Next week, <a HREF="http://www.imao.us/index.php/category/lolterizt/">terrorists</a>. Submit for either at <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Meanwhile, pass &#8216;em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don&#8217;t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.</p>
<p>NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.</p>
<hr />
From <a HREF="http://twitter.com/bradtid">bradtid</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/bradtid-zombie.jpg" title="Trick's on you, zombies. No brains here" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Kris-evolution.jpg" title="Obama's foreign policy: an evolution" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Kris-fez.jpg" title="Take my wife, please - Not even with my 'fez' on" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aepm3FcShD8">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/kris-fly.jpg" title="I miss my fly!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2010/06/general-mcchrystal-rumored-to-have.html">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Kris-Obama-doma.jpg" title="Nessun DOMA - Obama's Got Talent!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k08yxu57NA">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Kris-pick.jpg" title="Wait! That wasn't a pick! No pick!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU3Q4nRWq7I">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Larsinkima-fries.jpg" title="Gotta light?" /></p>
<p>From Larsinkima:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Larsinkima-tigger.jpg" title="The Year of the Tigger" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41725593/ns/politics-capitol_hill/">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From me (Harvey):<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/ugly-dress.jpg" title="Damn, that's an ugly dress... you get it from Michelle?" /></p>
<hr />
My favorites from the submissions using last edition&#8217;s uncaptioned picture:</p>
<p>From Arik:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Arik-ray.jpg" title="Who wants to see my Ray Charles impression?" /></p>
<p>From Jacob:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Jacob-itch.jpg" title="The stupid! It itches!" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Kris-barryo.jpg" title="BarryOs - Breakfast of Chumpions" /></p>
<p>From Kris:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Kris-touch.jpg" title="When I think about you, I touch myself!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From <a HREF="http://liberalsmash.blogspot.com/#axzz1G3sh8t3p">Mean Ol&#8217; Meany</a>:<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Mean-ol-meany-ls-post.jpg" title="Post Turtle is HUNGRY!!!" /><br />
[<a HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post_turtle">reference link</a>]</p>
<p>From me (Harvey):<br />
<img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Obama-fiddle.jpg" title="Rome burning? It's ok. Fiddle and a side of ribs, please" /></p>
<hr />
This week&#8217;s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Obama-uncaptioned.jpg"/></p>
<p>PRODUCTION NOTES:<br />
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.</p>
<p>#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide <i>before</i> you caption them, I won&#8217;t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.</p>
<p>MAKE YOUR OWN: The free <a HREF="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/default.aspx">lolbuilder</a> from I Can Has Cheezburger.</p>
<p>STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.</p>
<p>Send your submissions to <a HREF="mailto:lolterizt@gmail.com">lolterizt@gmail.com</a> and &#8211; if they aren&#8217;t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don&#8217;t suck too terribly bad &#8211; I&#8217;ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.</p>
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