Link of the Day: Satire – Tom Hanks Starring As Harambe in Upcoming Biopic

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Tom Hanks starring as Harambe in upcoming biopic

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Link of the Day: Everything I Know About Miranda, I Learned from Watching Dragnet

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10 Facts About the Miranda Warning You Have the Right to Know

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Link of the Day: True Story – Reusable Grocery Bags Are a Menace to the Environment

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Reusable Grocery Bags Are a Menace to the Environment

I might have to go out, buy a bunch, and start using them.

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Link of the Day: Only One Swear, and It’s Because He Had to Quote a Liberal

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The Right to Be Healthy (Applying Liberal Gun Control Ideas to Health Care)

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Link of the Day: I Busted Out Laughing When I Found Out Why Liberals Call Trump Adviser Steve Bannon an Anti-Semite

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Stephen Bannon: 5 things Jews need to know about Trump’s chief strategist

Short version:

1) A Jewish columnist (not Bannon) wrote a column at Breitbart with the word “Jew” in the title

2) A different columnist (again, not Bannon) wrote a column at Breitbart wherein a Jewish woman was called “Jewish”

3) Bannon’s ex-wife accused him of saying (in private conversations with her) 3 unflattering (not racist, not anti-Semitic, just unflattering) things about a Jewish school (that he DID eventually decide to send his children to)… during acrimonious divorce proceedings… in 2007.

That’s it. In its entirety.

Case dismissed.

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Link of the Day: Very Few Hillary Voters Have Any of These

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Merit Badges for Millennial Life Achievements

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Link of the Day: Satire – Film Maker Michael Moore Offers His Home To Syrian Refugees

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Film Maker Michael Moore Offers His Home To Syrian Refugees

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Link of the Day: That Whole Weird Safety Pin Thing

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A Blunt Point

Even if you’re in a hurry, at least click over to see the picture.

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Link of the Day: Satire – Sea Otters Love Ocean Plastic

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Sea Otters Love Ocean Plastic!!

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This reads like an Onion headline, but it’s all true. And it makes me happy:

Trump taps outspoken climate denier to oversee EPA transition team

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Link of the Day: Satire – VA Approves Pension Claim From Civil War Veteran

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VA approves pension claim from Civil War veteran

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Link of the Day: “I’m Guilty” Is Not the Same As “I’m Sorry, and I’ll Never Do It Again”

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Commentary: The unbearable smugness of the press

It accurately describes everything wrong with the liberal press during the election, and the author sounds sincerely regretful.

However, the author is also wearing hipster glasses, so I don’t trust him.

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Link of the Day: If I Can Get Back to 9 Planets, I Won’t Care That Pluto Isn’t One of Them

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We’re Closing in on Discovering Planet 9 From Outer Space

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Link of the Day: Depends on What the Meaning of “Most” Is

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The Most Impressive Thing About All 50 States

Here’s my challenge to you: click on the link and find out what the “most impressive” thing about your state it. Then come back and leave something MORE impressive in the comments.

I’ll start: Wisconsin – World’s Largest 6-pack

Also, calling Wisconsin for Trump put him up & over 270.

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Link of the Day: Brilliantly Prescient Satire – Clinton Supporters Rush To Northern Border In Mass Exodus

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Clinton Supporters Rush To Northern Border In Mass Exodus

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Pure schadenfreude on my part: Liberal Faces of Despair

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Link of the Day: Should Be Subtitled “Comey Refuses to Prosecute”

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Hillary Clinton strangles Bald Eagle (Satire)

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