George Zimmerman is guilty!!1!! At least, that’s the word from the oh, so well-informed band of lefties that are still allowed to roam free.
And, to some degree, they’re right.
Zimmerman’s crimes? Having a “Z” on the wrong end of his last name.
You see, if his last name had been Lopez, Rodríguez, Gonzalez, or some other name in keeping with his mother’s Peruvian background, he wouldn’t have confused people into thinking he was white. And, for that, George Zimmerman must be held accountable.
Another of Zimmerman’s crimes? Being half-white. His father is white, you see. Having one white parent and one non-white parent gets you branded as white. Unless it’s your mother that’s white and your father is from Kenya. Zimmerman should have chosen his parents more carefully, and should be held accountable.
Another thing Zimmerman did wrong is not have a made-up first name. Like Trayvon. You see, having a name that extends back beyond 1966* means that he and his parents are racist. Or something. And, the fact that his parents named him after George W. Bush shows just how racist they are. And, for that, George M. (an upside-down “W”!!1!) Zimmerman must be held accountable.
But, George Zimmerman isn’t the only one to blame for things. The prosecution, for instance, tried to paint Zimmerman as a racist, but completely failed to mention that he’s a registered Democrat. Now, I don’t know about you, but most of the Democrats I know are racist.
Now, I know what some of your are thinking: Zimmerman’s politics shouldn’t be considered in determining his guilt. But, this trial was about much more than justice. It was about falling in line with a narrative, and the prosecution, bless their hearts, as hard as they tried, just did a poor job of accomplishing that. And, on account of it, an innocent man goes free.
There’s no justice in the world, I tell you.