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An exit question.

Obama’s been smoking in the White House for almost 2 years now. Why has not one single tabloid photographer with a telephoto lens gotten a shot of this? Is the Secret Service smashing cameras?

Seriously, the White House can’t keep military secrets off the front page of the New York Times, but NO ONE has ever had a camera out when Barry had a cigarette in his mouth?

Do we even know what his brand is?

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IMAO reader Alice was so inspired by the “Obama Is” Google search post that she did an “Obama is a…” Google search for every letter of the alphabet & sent me screenshots.

Oddly, e, x, and y returned nothing, so I skipped those, but you can make your own in the comments to amuse yourselves.

Anyway, instead of just posting everything all at once, I’m going to pointlessly drag this out like a reality show results episode:

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