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Obama Warned Us – Working Together on Climate Change

Friday, April 29, 2016 2:00 pm

We can tackle climate change — but it’s going to take all of us working together. #ActOnClimate

@BarackObama

“I’ll authorize the ‘green energy’ grants, and you’ll pay for them. Together!”

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Obama Warned Us – To the Jews on Passover

Wednesday, April 27, 2016 2:00 pm

“From our family to yours, chag sameach.” — President Obama #Passover

@BarackObama

“Sincerely, the 11th Plague.”

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Obama Warned Us – The Wisdom of Prince

Tuesday, April 26, 2016 2:00 pm

“‘A strong spirit transcends rules,’ Prince once said — and nobody’s spirit was stronger, bolder, or more creative.” — President Obama

@BarackObama

“Except mine. Executive Orders rule!”

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Obama Warned Us – Creating Jobs

Thursday, April 21, 2016 2:00 pm

February’s 242,000 new jobs mean the American economy has been creating jobs for six straight years. http://ofa.bo/z0Ic

@BarackObama

“Despite my best Wile E. Coyote schemes to stop it.”

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Obama Warned Us – Think of the Children

Tuesday, April 19, 2016 2:00 pm

#OneDayIWill see a world where every child can go to school and fulfill their boundless potential. #IWD2016

@BarackObama

“Except for, you know, the dumb kids.”

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Obama Warned Us – Obama Reduces Methane

Monday, April 18, 2016 2:00 pm

The United States and Canada are joining together to reduce methane pollution. Read more: http://ofa.bo/e5iz #ActOnClimate

@BarackObama

“Yeah, I don’t know what methane is, either. Just a scary chemical name. Might as well brag that we’re reducing fructose pollution for all my voter base knows.”

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Obama Warned Us – SCOTUS Nominee

Thursday, April 14, 2016 2:00 pm

President Obama took his constitutional duty seriously and nominated a well qualified #SCOTUSnominee.

@BarackObama

“Please note there are no qualifications for SCOTUS listed in the Constitution. Not even age. I could nominate a baby if I wanted to.”

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Obama Warned Us – Climate Change

Wednesday, April 13, 2016 2:00 pm

This February was so hot that it shattered global records. Check it out: http://ofa.bo/b5qo #ActOnClimate

@BarackObama

“Funny how I have to keep trying to prove I’m right about global warming when ‘the science is settled’. How come I don’t go around saying ‘an apple fell off a tree – gravity!'”

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Obama Warned Us – Fight for Obamacare

Tuesday, April 12, 2016 2:00 pm

On the sixth anniversary of #Obamacare, stand with @OFA and say you’ll keep fighting for affordable health care: http://ofa.bo/yMX

@BarackObama

“And by ‘keep fighting’, I mean literally sucker-punch anyone who badmouths Obamacare.”

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Obama Warned Us – Obamacare Cuts Deficit

Monday, April 11, 2016 2:00 pm

CBO estimates imply that the #ACA will cut the deficit by over $3 trillion in the next two decades.

@BarackObama

“And the best part: no one will come back to us two decades from now and bust our chops even if that estimate is light years off. Whoo-hoo! Zero accountability!”

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Obama Warned Us – ACA

Friday, April 8, 2016 2:00 pm

Because of the #ACA, insurance is better for everyone, no matter where it’s purchased. #ACAanniversary

@BarackObama

“Not as good as that awesome insurance you used to have before your insurer stopped offering it, but, well, you know, omelets & broken eggs.”

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Obama Warned Us – Obamacare

Wednesday, April 6, 2016 2:00 pm

Obamacare is here to stay.

@BarackObama

“Until it kills the host organism.”

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Obama Warned Us – New Justice

Tuesday, April 5, 2016 2:00 pm

“I believe Judge Garland is exactly the kind of judge we need on the Supreme Court.” — President Obama http://ofa.bo/e5mg #DoYourJob

@BarackObama

“One we have leverageable dirt on.”

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Obama Warned Us – SCOTUS Vote

Monday, April 4, 2016 2:00 pm

When the @VP was Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, every single #SCOTUS nominee got a hearing and a vote. http://ofa.bo/a5rq

@BarackObama

“Which is how we got Obamacare.”

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Obama Warned Us – Valuable Prizes

Friday, April 1, 2016 2:00 pm

Add your name for a chance to see James Taylor perform live in Chicago this summer: http://ofa.bo/fA24

@BarackObama

“Assuming it’s not cancelled in favor of another anti-Trump riot.”

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Obama Warned Us – Easter Egg Roll

Thursday, March 31, 2016 2:00 pm

Watch how one of our oldest traditions, the White House #EasterEggRoll, has evolved over the past 138 years.

@BarackObama

“If I had one more year, I’d make it the Ramadan Roll.”

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Obama Warned Us – SCOTUS

Wednesday, March 30, 2016 2:00 pm

Judge Garland deserves a fair hearing.

@BarackObama

“Unlike the Tea Partiers targeted by the IRS”

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Obama Warned Us – Climate Change

Tuesday, March 29, 2016 2:00 pm

Scientists agree climate change is man-made — and we can do something about it. http://ofa.bo/j9fm #ActOnClimate

@BarackObama

“Although we may need more ‘grant’ money to buy off the dissenters, first.”

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Obama Warned Us – Equal Pay

Monday, March 28, 2016 2:00 pm

Check out what President Obama is doing to help advance #EqualPay for women.

@BarackObama

“Paying the women on my staff equally? Nope. Guess again.”

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Obama Warned Us – Auto Sales Up

Friday, March 25, 2016 2:00 pm

Good news: U.S. auto sales in January rose to the strongest rate since 2000 http://read.bi/1KV6IMT

@BarackObama

“Bad news: the car you just bought must now be sold to the government as part of Cash for Clunkers II”

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