Democratic Congressman William Clay blamed congressional budget cuts for the terror attack on Americans in Benghazi.
So… they were hit by interns who had their hours cut back?
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(No Ratings Yet)White House Press Secretary Jay Carney said the Benghazi hearings are just a Republican “attempt to politicize” the issue.
Absolutely. If the hearings were fair, Candy Crowley would be there handing out transcripts.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)A South Carolina teacher received an $85,000 settlement after being fired for stomping on an American flag during a class lesson.
Yeah… bet he didn’t stomp on the settlement check.
Send to Kindle (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)An Illinois woman was arrested for DUI after she got drunk to celebrate the end of her previous DUI sentence.
Why does this remind me of Obama’s reelection?
Send to Kindle (5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Despite Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move!” initiative, a new poll shows that Americans are exercising less this year.
Maybe we should get Michelle to push for more government spending.
Send to Kindle (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Conservationists warned that rising pollution levels near Hong Kong risk killing off its rare Chinese White Dolphins.
That’d be a shame. They really *are* the best part of any tuna sandwich.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)A North Carolina high school student was expelled for leaving an empty shotgun in his car after a weekend of skeet shooting.
I’m sure Obama faces similar problems all the time after Camp David trips.
Send to Kindle (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)When people suggest that, “What a waste of money to make federal buildings more energy-efficient.” Why would that be a waste of money? We’re creating jobs immediately by retrofitting these buildings or weatherizing 2 million Americans’ homes, as was called for in the package, so that right there creates economic stimulus. And we are saving taxpayers when it comes to federal buildings potentially $2 billion. In the case of homeowners, they will see more money in their pockets. And we’re reducing our dependence on foreign oil in the Middle East. Why wouldn’t we want to make that kind of investment?
BARACK OBAMA, press conference, Feb. 9, 2009
Because spending $4 billion to save $2 billion isn’t an investment, it’s idiocy. Might as well heat the building by burning the cash.
Math is hard!
Send to Kindle (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)A plethora of plug-in gadgets and apps have now made it possible to get a complete physical via smartphone without seeing a doctor.
Meanwhile, the TSA is still sticking with the good old-fashioned “turn your head and cough” technique.
Send to Kindle (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Duke University will jack up student fees in order to have the school’s insurance cover the cost of students’ sex change surgery.
So… will they be changing the school’s name to “Duchess”?
Send to Kindle (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)In New York, a 59-year-old man stole an ice cream cone and punched a store worker.
I know that sounds bad, but on the other hand, I think we out to give him SOME credit for not being so utterly unscrupulous as to smuggle it down to a Mexican drug lord.
Send to Kindle (No Ratings Yet)The federal government is considering banning anti-bacterial soap.
Good plan. And if that doesn’t work, just put up a bunch of “Bacteria-Free Zone” signs.
Send to Kindle (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Speaking on gun control, Bill Clinton said you’re “better off with a shotgun than an assault weapon. Trust me.”
And you’re better off with either than with trusting Bill Clinton.
Send to Kindle (5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)At a press conference, President Obama’s opinion of Obamacare was “working fine”.
I thought the Supreme Court ruled it only worked as a tax?
Send to Kindle (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)A new poll shows that 54% of Americans want to see Obamacare repealed.
The other 46% said that they don’t care if they see it, as long as it gets repealed.
Send to Kindle (5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Science answers on why there are no monkeys in North America. I just assumed it was because we our nation blessed by God.
Send to Kindle (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)A new poll shows that 41% of college graduates are underemployed, working in jobs they’re overqualified for.
If you’re looking for the overemployed, check Obama’s appointees.
Send to Kindle (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Scientists say they have found a brain region that controls physical aging.
In Nancy Pelosi, it’s where she’s memorized her plastic surgeon’s phone number.
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Send to Kindle (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Jay Leno’s advice to Obama for closing Gitmo: “declare it a small business and tax it out of existence”.
Wouldn’t work. Obama would just give it a stimulus grant and reopen it as a green energy project.
Send to Kindle (7 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5)President Obama said there will be “glitches and bumps” as the Obamacare implementation rolls out.
I’m guessing that’s his name for the people who get a thumbs-down from the Panel.
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