During protests at the Republican Convention, activists from Black Live Matter, the KKK, and Westboro Baptist Church ended up in a scrap where they were all throwing urine at each other.
Some people might have trouble knowing who to root for in that fight. Not me. I’m solidly Team Urine.
A new report shows that fewer Americans are now going into business for themselves.
At record lows – Americans starting businesses. At record highs – Obama finishing them.
The LA Times suggested that if Trump were elected, there might need to be a military coup against him.
Marking perhaps the first ever instance of the LA Times rooting for American troops.
North Korea said its latest ballistic missile tests were personally ordered by Kim Jong-Un and simulated nuclear strikes on US bases in South Korea.
President Obama was reportedly outraged, saying the test’s carbon footprint was unacceptably high.
During her speech at the Democrat Convention, Michelle Obama said that Hillary Clinton is “the only person I trust” to be President.
Bet she wouldn’t trust her to hold her wallet, though.
An Italian restaurant in Albuquerque is taking some heat for promoting one of its dishes with the phrase “Black Olives Matter”.
Me, I’m just happy the Republican Convention didn’t touch “Pokemon GOP”
In a recent speech, President Obama said “We don’t need careless accusations thrown around to score political points.”
That’s because liberals don’t keep score, so as to avoid hurting people’s feelings. However, everyone knows – no careless accusations, no participant ribbon.
A longtime White House adviser said that President Obama is hoping to be part of “a 16-year era of progressive rule”.
Don’t be silly. If we don’t take a decade of conservatism now & then, progressives won’t have any stuff to loot.
A panicky report from Bloomberg News frets that Americans are buying gene-edited food that’s not clearly labeled “GMO”.
Part of me thinks that’s terrible. Part of me is hoping to accidentally acquire supercool spider powers.
Hillary’s campaign manager claims that Russians hacked into the DNC’s servers and leaked embarrassing emails in order to help Trump.
I think the lesson here is – we should vote for the guy who the Russians DO want to be on the good side of.
During an interview on CBS, Hillary Clinton said she feels as if she faces more scrutiny than other politicians: “I often feel like there’s the Hillary standard and then there’s the standard for everybody else.”
Is that the same standard that lets her wear an orange pantsuit instead of an orange jumpsuit?
Former Vice-President Al Gore said he planned to skip this year’s Democrat convention.
Logistical issues. They said he could come, but he’d have to bring his own snow removal team.
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Safety first! Democrats have erected a 4-mile fence around the Democrat Convention site in Philly.
Ironically, more security than the DNC put around their email server.
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“Also, I’m changing my name to Barack Global”
[with apologies to Dennis Miller]
Rob Reiner, Hollywood director, actor, and longtime supporter of Mrs. Clinton, said she should use the Democrat convention to tell the story of her life.
Actual only hope – tell a story that will help people forget about her life.