Oops! At JFK airport, workers were caught on video entering restricted areas without security checks.
Even worse, some of them had worked more than 29 hours that week.
A former White House reporter said that most members of the media were “happy to be managed” by Obama.
The rest were merely ecstatic.
During a campaign stop in South Dakota, Bill Clinton said “I sometimes feel that I’m totally useless in this election season”.
Not so. Thanks to Bill, a whole new generation of young people are finding out what “impeached” means.
Ranchers are now able to use specialized robots to watch after their cattle herds.
Also, the rumored plot of “City Slickers 3”.
Speaking with Breitbart News, Donald Trump warned that Hillary Clinton’s lax border security plan would be “catastrophic for the country”.
Hillary was furious, since he didn’t offer an option to hear his interview in Spanish.
At a campaign stop in Kentucky, Hillary Clinton said that if she wins the White House, she will put Bill “in charge of revitalizing the economy.”
Fantastic. America will become the OPEC of overpriced corporate speeches.
Donald Trump said that his bid for the Presidency will be a “complete waste” if he doesn’t win.
And if he doesn’t win, that will be Hillary’s economic policy.
A frozen custard shop in Milwaukee is under investigation by the federal government for only speaking English to its customers.
Wait… if you don’t speak English, how do you know they sell anything you want to eat?