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Random Thoughts: Mitt, Jeb, and the Super Bowl

Monday, February 2, 2015 8:14 am

Had a nightmare that Jeb Bush and Mitt Romney combined into an unstoppable squish called Meb.

So how is Hillary going to appeal to today’s youth? Offer them hard candy?

For most animals, males are judged by females solely on their appearance, but feminist get angry because in one species it’s other way around.

But without Mitt running, the Republicans only have 83 other candidates to choose from.

If Hillary wanted to really still Mitt’s thunder, she could announce she’s not running for president.

Casting is scheduled. I’ve never written anything before that involved casting. This is cool.

I really like script writing. As you may tell from my novel, I love writing dialogue.

And by script writing, I mean like for a tv show or video. I hate writing Python scripts. I don’t know why; I just don’t like that language.

Need a word for when you’ve never actually heard someone say viewpoint x, but you’re inundated with righteous denouncing of viewpoint x.

For instance, haven’t seen anyone legitimately angry about a female Ghostbusters cast, but I’ve seen tons and tons of responses to that.

Was trying to remember another big recent example: All the righteous attacks on the non-existent people angry at a black stormtrooper.

“Tolerance” is seen as the great virtue of the day, so all the craven people want to constantly demonstrate that’s what they are.

Anger at this made up other used to be the domain of racists, now it’s primarily the domain of the supposedly tolerant.

Another example of history rhyming, I guess.

Who’s Sugar Knight? Sounds like someone from Candy Land.

The reason George RR Martin takes so long to write is he’s constantly going through his manuscript saying, “Wait, who is this guy again?”

“Ha! This will be a shocking death! Or did I already kill off that character?” #GameOfThronesWriting

“So how long do I have to wait between introducing a new character and shockingly killing them?” #GameOfThronesWriting

I believe in traditional gender roles. So far it’s my wife who has given birth to all our children.

All this obsession with organic this and organic that is getting in the way of us becoming cyborgs.

Finally decided to check out Supernatural. When the pilot says “22 years ago” I guess I should adjust that to 31.

I was wondering how long it would take to get into Supernatural, but it has a pretty strong pilot.

For Pete’s sake, could we just stop talking about Obama until his farewell speech.

So does the winner of the Super Bowl go on to play in the Ultra Bowl?

Budweiser always has a number of Super Bowl ads because it take a lot – A LOT – of money to convince anyone to drink it.

Is football a serial? Like will I not understand the season finale if I didn’t watch all the other episodes?

Nationwide: “Your children will die and it will be your fault but we’ll still pay on the policy.”

“Remember, we provide life insurance – for those of you who will die tragically instead of sad and alone.” #Nationwide

So what were the most talked about ads from the first Super Bowl? “Look! A woman – driving a car! Insanity!”

If the Super Bowl were more like quidditch, the halftime show would mainly determine the winner.

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Random Thoughts: Audible, Downton, Devil

Friday, January 30, 2015 8:23 am

Listening to Audible.com version of my novel is kinda nerve wracking. Hearing it read aloud makes me question every word choice.

Voice actor is good. I think it would be fun to voice the main character, but getting unique voices for all the supporting isn’t easy.

Kind of arrogant how every episode of Downton Abbey ends with the word “Masterpiece” coming on screen.

In “The Devil Went Down to Georgia,” it says the devil is “in a bind” because he’s “way behind” in soul collecting. Who’s setting his quota?

Wife just now looking at kids’ science book: “So narwhals are real?”

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Random Thoughts: Snow and New Ghostbusters

Wednesday, January 28, 2015 8:33 am

If you don’t have anything nice to say, welcome to the internet.

Back in my day, we only got a snow day when there was actual snow, not just a rumor of it.

My dog is 12 years old and 70 lbs; when is she going to stop bounding around the house like a puppy when she knows she’s going for a walk?

I’m not sure uber-serious is the way to go with Fantastic 4.

I know a few people in New York City, so did anyone survive the winter storm?

If not, well, whatever. That’s nature for you.

Since the new Ghostbusters is going to star women, does that mean it’s not going to be a comedy?

See, the joke in that last tweet was that women can’t be funny. And it was a good joke because I made it and I’m a man.

“Back off man; I’m a scientist.”
“No you’re not. You’re a woman.”
#NewGhostbusters

We let women drive. And we let women vote. But we need to draw the line at them starring in big budget, special-effects-laden comedies!

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Random Thoughts: World Leaders, Pluto, and My Novel

Monday, January 26, 2015 8:17 am

Suffice to say, there are a number of world leaders we’re allies with that in a more just world would be rotting in prison.

I don’t think I could be president. I couldn’t restrain myself from giving so many of our allies much deserved punch to the faces.

If these trends continue, by 2100 the new iPhone will be so large as to affect the earth’s rotation.

If I were president, I’d declare Pluto a planet again and any scientist who disagreed would have to fight me in the Thunderdome.

If I were president, I’d move the White House to a distant mountain and I’d only to be bothered in case of grave emergency.

Audible.com version of my novel is ten and a half hours. Never seemed that long all the times I read through it.

February is when I will be promoting my novel and you will buy it, BTW. Choice of digital, paperback, or audio.

Right now, my publisher, Liberty Island, is focusing on The Big Bang, which is really good if you haven’t read it.

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Random Thoughts: Minimum Wage and Apes

Friday, January 23, 2015 8:20 am

Is there a good example of someone who never earned more than minimum wage for years and years?

Inequality in the U.S. is millionaires whining and crying they’re not billionaires.

“I just can’t support a movie with a solider as the lead who isn’t portrayed as deranged or a victim.” -many on the left, apparently

I’m pretty much done with human politicians. Maybe I should find some good apes to get behind for when the apes take over.

Which is the most laissez-faire ape? The orangutan?

Parents see a 10 week fetus in ultrasound and fall in love. As long as that happens, abortion will always be horrific to many people.

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Random Thoughts: Free Stuff, Snipers, and SOTU

Wednesday, January 21, 2015 8:17 am

For once, the government should give the middle class something for free that’s paid for by the poor and college kids. I’d like a new iPad.

Is Mr. T part of the DC or Marvel universe?

Oh yeah. Give me some low-stakes Downton Abbey drama.

“I have very black and white views about people who have black and white views about the Iraq War!”

You know, the rich aren’t these infinite piƱatas we can whack every time we want goodies.

Maybe a left-winger in Hollywood could make the really nuanced sniper movie that absolutely no one wants to see.

I thought winning free Starbucks for life would be cool but then I found out those cheapskates just give you one free drink and murder you.

So my 4yo daughter Buttercup is going to pay for this “free” college from her 529 college savings? Yeah, that sounds fair.

Yes, tax people for being responsible and saving for college; that’s what we want to discourage. I was totally asking for it.

If you’re middle class and trying to be responsible like me, that’s very provocative to the government. They’re going to go after you.

Going after savings starts to cross the barrier between usual left-wing stupidity and being down right evil.

Obama should wear a bow tie. Then everyone will be like, “You gotta turn on the SOTU! Obama is wearing a bow tie! It’s insane!”

Or a fedora. Obama should bring back fedoras. Then he’ll be remembered for something.

“We should really tackle climate change.”
*cut to audience all shaking heads
“Okay then. Here’s my next idea…”
#SOTU

He better not ask for a raise. #SOTU

It’s distracting how Biden and Boehner keep slap fighting. #SOTU

The easiest way to earn more than the minimum wage is to do work worth more than the minimum wage.

The annoying thing is that people who like free stuff over freedom have so many other countries to choose from. We have just the one.

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Random Thoughts: James Taylor, The Simpsons, and Michael Moore

Monday, January 19, 2015 8:16 am

This inappropriate use of James Taylor has the Obama administration going into “Simpsons did it!” territory.

Government is a great choice for anything where you don’t care about price or quality.

The Academy says they would have considered Selma for more nominations if Ryan Gosling played the lead.

A big problem with the Obama presidency is race relations hadn’t advanced far enough for us to properly deal with a terrible black president.

Pretty excited to have an audio version of my novel Superego in the works because then I’ll know at least someone read it. #humblebrag

I don’t want to sound pro-gun control, but I don’t think I could ever trust a cat with a gun.

Those “Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared” videos are more disturbing then any horror movie I’ve ever seen.

The episode in which Homer went to space will be old enough to drink next month. Am I old?

Was thinking of that episode because of the James Taylor thing. I assumed everyone would think of that.

Don’t think we’ll ever get rid of guns until we come up with something better at putting holes in things and people from long distances.

As far as I can figure, it’s embedded in children’s DNA that they love Mickey Mouse.

Spent two days this week working closely with Richard Dreyfuss but I forgot to take one of those selfies so no one will believe me.

He independently brought up sharks at one point. Felt like that would be worth at least two shots in a drinking game.

So is American Sniper going to be the first financially successful Iraq War movie?

I think the only way to improve our government is to open a competing Capitol down the street from the current one.

I wonder what’s going on with President Obama. Is he going to give us an update soon?

But is this football game “0-0 tie in soccer” exciting?

Michael Moore knows how to make an entertaining documentary but doesn’t have a clue how to convince someone who doesn’t already agree.

Of course, that assumes that’s ever his aim.

Michael Moore has made a lot of money for himself. I see no evidence he’s affected change on the issues he’s spoken out on.

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Random Thoughts: Oscars and Sharknado

Friday, January 16, 2015 8:12 am

They should put in more crowd pleasing Oscar categories, like “Most Money Earned.”

It was a little disconcerting how after they announced all the Oscars nominees they shouted, “White power!”

It’s worth remembering that Hollywood is the last place in America someone can say “Blacks need not apply” for a job with no repercussions.

Was The Lego Movie disqualified for having live action sequences? Only way I can make sense of it not getting best animated nomination.

I’m upset because that’s one of the three movies I saw last year.

We’ve known the Oscars are a big crock ever since Die Hard didn’t win best picture whatever year it came out.

We Christians used to corner the market on being offended by everything, but we just can’t compete anymore with Social Justice Warriors.

I joke about wanting to be president, but that job doesn’t actually pay enough to interest me into moving to D.C.

I honestly don’t know a single piece of music Kayne West is responsible for. Judge me accordingly.

Used to think I had an eclectic job when I’d work on C# web apps and 8-bit assembly in same day, but that’s nothing compared to my job now.

Could you imagine a Sharknado without Ian Ziering? No, it’s impossible.

Sharknado versus Bearicane — make it happen!

I really liked both Sharknados. They were exactly what i expected and I couldn’t have been happier.

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Random Thoughts: Satire, True Islam, and Violence

Thursday, January 15, 2015 8:18 am

It’s never punching down to satirize violent murderers.

So is the White House going to release a list of beliefs of true Islam so we’ll know who in the world is practicing Islam right?

Romney again? Can’t we find a new candidate that absolutely no one is excited about but everyone is kinda okay with?

Ted Cruz snorted coke with a young Obama?

If you call Islam violent and a Muslim attacks you, is that because he was offended or because he agreed with you?

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Random Thoughts: Religious Liberty, Texas, and the Patriarchy

Tuesday, January 13, 2015 8:08 am

Problem with religious liberty is it gets in way of important secular principle of the government being able to force you to do stuff.

Joe Biden couldn’t make it to the Paris march as he was busy with something important and had Shrinky Dinks in the oven.

Know how much money we’re wasting a year turning Joe Biden into a cyborg? $80 for construction paper and markers so he can make design plans.

For a comedian, how much time should you spend making fun of things versus telling people what isn’t funny and shouldn’t be made fun of?

I got my Texas driver’s license. I guess that means I’m officially a Texan now. Yoo-hee! …as we Texans say.

I’m a conservative Christian. I’m constantly offended by everything, and yet I’ve barely ever murdered anyone.

I don’t even know the last time I’ve watched a prime time show without being offended.

I’ve looked into feminism, but it still seems like the patriarchy has much more to offer me.

Is there a website that lists all the aspects of white privilege? Like are there discounts I’m missing?

I think a good secular way to refer to the founder of Islam would be “Muhammad Prime.”

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Random Thoughts: Free, Islamic Violence, and Golden Globes

Monday, January 12, 2015 8:13 am

I don’t use emojis. Back in my day we had a colon and a parentheses and that showed all the emotion we needed.

It should have been in the Constitution that the government isn’t allowed to use the word “free.”

When people are so sensitive to publishing things that offends Muslims, isn’t that Islamaphobia: fear of being killed by Muslims?

It really seems like the Middle East needs a complete reorg.

So are we supposed to analyze what the 2000 slaughtered did to provoke Boko Haram?

So are the left saying that if we offend them enough, they’ll start randomly murdering people?

I think it’s a good policy that when you murder or support murder, you lose the right to have your feelings cared about.

When the left hear a story about a woman being executed in the Middle East for being raped, do they say, “Maybe she drew a cartoon.”?

The Muslim world is full of inexcusable violence, but the contention is we’re the unlucky ones who get the violence that has logic to it.

12 people get gunned down over there, that’s just mindless violence. If it’s over here, then suddenly there’s logic to it.

Not offending religions is fine as long it’s even. If you offend Christians but avoid offending Muslims, the message is violence works.

Everyone who thinks we provoked this needs to explain at what point they would start murdering innocent people.

I like Jesus. Pretty big stretch to act like Jesus ever wanted you to hurt anybody.

“This is the march for free speech? Oh, I guess I’m in the next march, then.” -Eric Holder

It would really help people of lots of different cultures get along if we got rid of all other languages than English.

Neocons are conservatives who can dodge bullets in slow motion.

Golden Globes holds no interest for me. Only thing I watched in 2014 were a couple vines and instructional DVD on my new coffee pot.

I don’t even own a TV. I have ten different devices I can watch Netflix on, though.

I’ve considered making an award winning movie. I just have to know do Golden Globes and Oscars come with cash prizes?

I’m both really interested to see what will happen in its House of Cards 3rd season and think it’s actually not that great a show.

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Random Thoughts: Free College!

Friday, January 9, 2015 8:47 am

It’s important to show your kids love and affection as long as that doesn’t block the TV.

Islam needs more mockery until it gets used to it.

Will they be able to find another useless, arrogant idiot in California to replace Barbara Boxer?

Scientists have solved what came first, the chicken or the egg. What came first is the chegg – an animal half chicken, half egg. All cop.

“They may take our lives, but they’ll never take… Wait, where’s our freedom?”
“They took it while you were putting on the face paint.”

How about instead of paying for 14+ years of mainly worthless schooling, we offer free daycare until your kids are 30.

When people refer to something the government offers as “free,” it does suggest people need a lot more education.

I won’t take your money at gunpoint to buy you crappy presents. #FrankJ2016

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Random Thoughts: Speaker, Scientists, and Islam

Thursday, January 8, 2015 8:15 am

Wow this speaker vote stuff is…
*stretches and yawns for 30 seconds*
…really exciting.

So how dumb do you have to be to be a super-smart scientist?

The thing about speech is that no matter how “offensive” it is, it’s entirely within the individual’s power to choose how to react to it.

Like most Americans, I haven’t actually studied Islam enough to know whether it promotes violence or not.

One problem is there a very large portion of the world where a death sentence for blasphemy and apostasy is considered normal.

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Random Thoughts: Science, de Blasio, and Downton Abbey

Monday, January 5, 2015 9:01 am

If the more you know about science the more arrogant you become instead of more humble, then you don’t understand science.

The left are upset about police turning their backs on de Blasio because all their visions of an authoritarian future involved the police blindly following their commands.

Why are there other countries? #AmericaInFiveWords

I think Doonesbury’s edginess and relevance goes great right next to Family Circus.

If a plane disappears, my first suspect would be CNN as they have the most to gain from it.

Okay, I’m finally going to ask: Is Curious George a monkey or an ape?

I think God is at his most right-wing in I Samuel 8 where he warns that kings suck because they’ll boss you around and tax you.

I’ll believe the left actually cares about racism when they attack people politically aligned with them over it.

If you’re a Democrat who never spoke up against Ted Kennedy, then any outrage over a politician’s conduct is obviously crocodile tears.

If there isn’t a Back to The Future remake out this year where the main character travels 30 years back to 1985, you fail, Hollywood.

“Sure we had a setback in 2014, but now that we have a picture of Trig Palin standing on a dog, we can finally turn things around!”-the left

If I ever had to get a mugshot, I’d do a Jim Halpert face.

Science used to be about more than flattering one’s ego.

A more relevant Robocop reboot would have had him programmed with social justice directives.

Not to defend the patriarchy, but didn’t it make… everything?

Too bad Neil deGrasse Tyson wasn’t around for the Titanic. “The solution it seems to me is to create an unsinkable ship.”

“I’ve made an unhackable computer.”
“It’s just a power cord connected to a cardboard box.”
“Unhackable!”

I’m selling jars full of industrial-grade science. Sprinkle on your computer to make it unhackable.

Do movies really need credits anymore? If someone wants to know who gripped what key, can’t they just look it up on IMDB?

Huckabee is joining the race so Jeb won’t be conservatives’ least favorite candidate.

2015
“Come on, Marty, we have to find your kids!”
“Okay, Doc, but what’s all these references to 9/11 in the news?”

A significant number of black people seem to have really outdated stereotypes about white people.

Anyone who would hug Jerry Jones would probably as president French kiss Kim Jong Un.

The Cowboys are America’s team. All other teams are only popular in North Korea.

If I ever tried to be clever, I would succeed.

New Downton Abbey: Mary is wooed by the refined, erudite Mr. Peanut.

Great idea for a Downton Abbey spinoff: Lady Grantham and Mrs. Crowley, P.I.s.

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Random Thoughts: North Korea and Al Sharpton

Monday, December 22, 2014 9:28 am

It seems like President Obama has been stuck in a quagmire for a while. Here’s my idea to turn things around: Start wearing a cape.

We’ve put up with a lot of horrible things from North Korea, but apparently less James Franco on the big screen was the last draw.

How would North Korea have terrorists over here to attack theaters? Who would get out of there and over here and still be loyal to them? “Time to show those imperialist dogs– Wow! Food!”

Finally got a couch to lounge on. That was a 6 week stretch of couchlessness.

You can’t have racial equality when Al Sharpton is treated as having more legitimacy as a commentator than David Duke.

“When I was your age, I walked 7 miles uphill to school both ways and file names could only be 8 characters long.”

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Random Thoughts: North Korea, Self-Esteem, and Dogs

Friday, December 19, 2014 8:27 am

You can’t write humor about assassinating awful dictators? Well, there goes my TV series pitch.

Hollywood, I think understand the sort of things you want. My pitch: Chia Pets, the Movie. That will be one millions dollars, please.

So how is The Interview worse than Team America? Or are we just more cowardly now?

How do you even justify still being a Communist country these days? “Don’t you want to join the powerhouses Cuba, Vietnam, and North Korea?”

Whose dumb idea was it to give kids self-esteem? I say no self-esteem until you have a job and are living on your own.

Remember when 30 Rock made fun of North Korea. Would that not fly now?

Did a table read of some scripts are worked on. I now have a job where that sort of thing happens.

I guess working as a programmer, we could have done table reads of scripts, but not many people can make Python come alive.

Anyway, working on something really really cool. Can’t wait for everyone to see it, but that will probably be months from now.

“What’s going on is beyond my comprehension, but perhaps it will all become clear if I tilt my head 15 degrees to the right.” -dogs

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Random Thoughts: Jeb Bush and Frank J. 2016

Wednesday, December 17, 2014 8:12 am

Obviously Jeb more qualified to be president than Hillary. He has two former presidents in his immediate family while Hillary only has one.

Can I just write a check out to “Not Jeb”?

I’m joking. I’d rather burn my money than willingly give it to a politician. At least I’d get warmth out of that deal.

Reminder: I’m now old enough to be president. If elected, I’ll just quietly cash my check each week and leave you all alone.

Would anyone mind if the State of the Union Address was just a single tweet?

My measure of being a successful president would be most people not being able to identify me.

Don’t worry: The government has a national Bush reserve for if we’re ever threatened of running out of Bushes to run for president.

A good slogan for Jeb in the primaries would be “Resign to your fate.”

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Random Thoughts: Serial and the ACA

Monday, December 15, 2014 8:36 am

The one thing I didn’t get from all the talk about Serial is that it’s non-fiction.

BTW, now that I have a decent-sized commute, I’m getting into the world of podcasts and audiobooks. Recommendations welcome.

Man, I have not been following politics very closely lately. When does Wendy Davis take over as my governor?

As an aspiring fiction writer, I was completely intimidated by Serial when I thought it was fiction. “Such imaginative details!”

“And how’d they get such naturalistic performances out of all these different voice actors?”

I did a “die-in” protest in my bed this morning.

While it’s true that “everything dies,” I still don’t get why Obama made that the slogan for the Affordable Care Act.

Maybe someone should host a big international debate on whether Muslims should murder people or not because I’d like to hear both sides.

Shouldn’t we be moving on from killing people because of weird beliefs in God to killing people because of weird beliefs in economics and science?

Waterboarding Gremlins just makes more of them.

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Random Thoughts: Humility, Starbucks, and Torture

Wednesday, December 10, 2014 8:30 am

For me, humility is pretty hard. Takes a lot of effort not to not feel superior to everyone. At least I try to be humble, unlike others.

Is it just me, or do Starbucks cups and lids have a decently high failure rate in keeping a watertight seal? Need more innovation there.

Torture is one of those things we’re against in the abstract but okay with in specific cases.

“Should we torture people?”
“Absolutely not.”
“Should we torture Khalid Sheikh Mohammed?”
“Oh yeah. Go to town on him.”

“I don’t like how police are behaving so I’m going to riot and burn stuff until you want even more police.”

It takes quite a bit of googling and research to realize I’m famous.

One of the problems with the Swift programming language is often when googling for information on it, I get result about Taylor Swift.

Waterboard someone enough and they’ll admit it’s not torture.

You made 24 a hit show and suddenly you’re against torture? Whatever, America.

Resident Evil 4 is a good example of how good story and writing have absolutely nothing to do with good gameplay.

“Everyone other than me is an idiot.” -basis for most of progressive legislation

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Random Thoughts: Christmas Xcode Writer Soccer Liable

Tuesday, December 9, 2014 8:27 am

Merry Christmas! And happy other holidays we inflate in importance for multicultural reasons because they’re near Christmas!

Okay, the Playgrounds in Xcode 6 are pretty cool. All IDEs should have something like that.

Yes, I am now a full-time writer, but I also might do some iOS apps. I write code and prose. I’m a double-threat.

Cultural Difference: In a BBC comedy not knowing about soccer was meant to make characters look unmanly while that means opposite here.

I’m going to hack people’s Twitter accounts and add to their bios “I’m legally liable for the words and actions of anyone I RT.”

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