This inappropriate use of James Taylor has the Obama administration going into “Simpsons did it!” territory.
Government is a great choice for anything where you don’t care about price or quality.
The Academy says they would have considered Selma for more nominations if Ryan Gosling played the lead.
A big problem with the Obama presidency is race relations hadn’t advanced far enough for us to properly deal with a terrible black president.
Pretty excited to have an audio version of my novel Superego in the works because then I’ll know at least someone read it. #humblebrag
I don’t want to sound pro-gun control, but I don’t think I could ever trust a cat with a gun.
Those “Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared” videos are more disturbing then any horror movie I’ve ever seen.
The episode in which Homer went to space will be old enough to drink next month. Am I old?
Was thinking of that episode because of the James Taylor thing. I assumed everyone would think of that.
Don’t think we’ll ever get rid of guns until we come up with something better at putting holes in things and people from long distances.
As far as I can figure, it’s embedded in children’s DNA that they love Mickey Mouse.
Spent two days this week working closely with Richard Dreyfuss but I forgot to take one of those selfies so no one will believe me.
He independently brought up sharks at one point. Felt like that would be worth at least two shots in a drinking game.
So is American Sniper going to be the first financially successful Iraq War movie?
I think the only way to improve our government is to open a competing Capitol down the street from the current one.
I wonder what’s going on with President Obama. Is he going to give us an update soon?
But is this football game “0-0 tie in soccer” exciting?
Michael Moore knows how to make an entertaining documentary but doesn’t have a clue how to convince someone who doesn’t already agree.
Of course, that assumes that’s ever his aim.
Michael Moore has made a lot of money for himself. I see no evidence he’s affected change on the issues he’s spoken out on.