Maybe the iPhone 6 will be rotary. I miss rotary phones.
Now they just introduced the iDuct Tape which makes the iPhone wearable.
Apple could probably get away with just slapping an Apple logo on what Samsung came out with last year and no one paid attention to.
Tim Cook just announced that they’ve teamed up with the Obama administration to make the new Apple Watch mandatory.
When will they answer the main question on everyone’s mind: Will it have a Dick Tracy app?
I have to wait until next year? I guess I’ll set an alert on my Apple Watch to tell me when… oh.
Tim Cook: “Apple products preform 27% better than a dog in continuing to love you when no one else will.”
Eh. I think I’ll let you guys beta test these things and get gen 2.
Is it worth $350 to not have to pull my phone out of my pocket to see who just texted me?
So no mention of battery life?
“What time is it, Apple Watch?”
“Time to charge me!”
For the socially conscious, your fancy new Apple Watch will occasionally give you a text alert to care about poor people.
Oh, the Apple Watch doesn’t have a battery. You have to keep it plugged in all the time.
If you can handle me at my peak, you don’t deserve me at my normal traffic levels.
I like playing indie video games. It makes me feel cultured.
There’s a strong correlation between the decline in popularity of Mr. T and the rise in jibber jabber.
Was thinking I’d pass on Apple Watch, but checking out on http://Apple.com , it’s actually pretty nifty looking.
I think it looks stupid with the sports bands, but the other options are pretty. Wondering about cost, though.
And I like that they actually focused on it keeping good, accurate time. Not like the iPhone not being a good phone.