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How Are You Everybody?

Friday, May 30, 2014 11:00 am

I haven’t done this in a while, but I thought I’d share a spam comment I got I really liked:

I am regular reader, how are you everybody?
This paragraph posted at this site is genuinely pleasant.

Why can’t you regular readers be as complimentary as spammers? When was the last time one of you told me how pleasant a paragraph was that I wrote?

Well, yes, I haven’t blogged full paragraphs very much lately, but maybe I would do that more often if you said things like, “That series of sentences you put together to form one thought filled me with a pleasant feeling.”

Anyway, here is another nice spam comment:

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as this time i am reading this wonderful informative post here at my home.

May you all have a weekend that is fastidious in support of you.

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Creative Spam

Wednesday, October 30, 2013 3:00 pm

I was just impressed by this spam comment I got the other day:

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That’s why I like the spam people; there’s always trying new things and new strategies. If only you had the creativity and innovative spirit of spam.

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Frank Responds to Spam: The Velocity of a Laden Blog

Tuesday, February 26, 2013 1:00 pm

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Man. I’ve never before been accused of having grammar so bad its reality destroying.

But if the shoe fits…

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Frank Responds to Spam Comments

Friday, June 17, 2011 3:02 pm

Look at the bounty of spam comments the Great Landlord has given us!

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I

will

try.

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Frank Responds to Spam Comments

Friday, May 27, 2011 12:02 pm

Look at the bounty pf spam the Great Landlord has blessed us with! We are the luckiest people in all of Macedonia!

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What? I thought I filled out the form with Google for post upper positioning! How now are people going to find out about IMAO’s famous paintings?

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I hate it when people like this article in some other site. Stop stealing my articles, other sites!

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Gratitude delayed is gratitude denied! A pox on you and your pals! You come here to my blog — my home — and take my strategies and you forget to thank me? Even after all the boys studied them? What kind of psycho are you! Millions are going to be desperately aware of how much I pummel you!

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I’ll just tell you that, whatever you do, don’t talk to the regular commenters here.

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Thank you for noticing the readability. That’s something we’re proud of here at IMAO. A long while back, I looked at my blog and said, “What’s it missing?” And Harvey said, “Readability.” And I said, “SHUT UP! YOU DON’T EXIST!”

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Frank Responds to Spam Comments

Friday, March 4, 2011 11:01 am

The Great Landlord has finally awarded us another bounty of spam comments:

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I’m glad. Nothing worse than people not accepting what I’m saying. I don’t know if I could take it if someone were to come here and not accept what I’ve written.

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Whoa, you scared me a second there with your non-acceptance. I’m glad you’ve decided to give up on improper thoughts, though. I kind of suspect a lot of the regulars here have improper thoughts, and it creeps me out.

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What’s with the search engine name dropping? “Oh, I know that search engine he mentioned; this must be a real comment!”

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So how many other IMAO readers get really good sensations reading the posts here? Actually, please don’t answer that. Anyway, consider being like that commenter above and stop thinking in an improper way while you’re here.

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When I get a great comment I usually do a few things: 1. Steal underwear. 2. ??? 3. Profit. I’m seriously considering doing all of the above… Ooh! Look! A squirrel!

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“Repair of interesting things.” I guess that’s some new expression. Don’t really get it from context though. Maybe it’s just a general expression of happiness. “The Great Landlord has smiled on me and I got a big bonus at work; repair of interesting things!”

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You can’t pretend to be a real person and claim to own and love a Zune.

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I think that reporter from the Grammies left a comment.

Where ever you are. I am gonna find you.

I thought this was a threat, but it came with a link for hotel bedding. A threat does seem like an odd spam, but for a second I thought it was a real comment so mission almost accomplished.

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I dunno; blog websites are a lot of work. Can’t I just post more here on this single and you enjoy that considerably.

I’m not going to do that either, BTW.

Well, that’s it for today. Hope it was a repair of interesting things.

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Basil responds to spam comments

Saturday, November 27, 2010 9:16 am

You may know that Frank is away (mostly) for a bit. He’s on a secret mission or something. He took his iPad. I think it’s his. Mine’s been in the shop for a while. Should’ve been back by now. Hmmm. Hey, you don’t think?… No.

Anyway, while he’s gone, there’s no one to respond to the spam comments. Except me.

I noticed that I don’t get as may good spam comments to the stuff I write as Frank does to the stuff he writes. So, not only do I write sub-par posts, I get sub-par spam.

Like these…

I considered that some of this data might have been plagiarized, it’s scattered across the web and various peoples websites, unless you’re the first author?

Yeah, you’re right. I stole the content for the post to which this comment was attached. Because them internetz is crawling with post about how to pronounce Walthourville, Geogia. You caught me.

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Heh heh heh. You said “abreast.” Heh heh heh heh heh.

What a gem!!! I found this place on google poking around for something completely unrelated- and now I’m gonna have to go back and go the archives. So much for my free time this morning, but this was a spectacular find!

Yeah, I suppose you do have lots of free time if you think of 10:37 PM, when you left this comment, as “this morning.”

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Anyone that uses the word “intited” should be indicted. Get a dictionary from the last 100 years. No one uses the word “intited” any more. You’re not even trying to write good spam.

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Who are you calling a “moderate?” It’s a good thing you didn’t call me that at 10:37 PM this morning!

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That’s more like it. Frank’s away. Praise me instead.

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Uh. Yeah. Thanks. Um, you don’t know this other guy, do you?

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Okay, now you’re just mocking me. Don’t make me go get a stick.

Much post.

You will get along beautifully in America.

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Oh, no, it’s related. We show dog hospital pop-ups to only our super special friends. And thanks for this wonderful comment! It has been extremely helpful. I wish that you will continue posting your wisdom with us.

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Arrgh!!! I so miss the Great Landlord. He gets better spam.

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Frank Responds to Spam

Friday, November 12, 2010 11:01 am

Time again to see what the Great Landlord has blessed us with as I dive into the IMAO spam folder:

Maybe you should edit the post name IMAO » Blog Archive » An Incoherent Rant About Political Coherency to something more generic for your subject you write. I enjoyed the the writing nevertheless.

I tried being more general for a while and just called it “Blog Post”, but then people said I needed to be more specific so I changed it to “A Blog Post”. Still complaining! No pleasing some people!

Sounds delicious! I just came back from mexico last year and find myself addicted to these incredible enchilada recipes now!! Must go back next year sometime, I suppose, and this time head off the beaten road a little. Looking to reading more

That’s because those aren’t enchilada recipes; they’re meth recipes. Mexicans are always saying, “Here’s an enchilada!” and then handing a big serving of meth to tourists. They think it’s funny. Because it is.

I can’t get enough of your site. It’s really a great read. Did you start doing this on your own or with a group of people? It’s quite an impressive feat to have gathered such great content. Keep up the fine writing!

Well, I started it on my own, but the password protection wasn’t very good and other people broke in and started writing. Then it’s like do I want to improve security on the site or just become a group blog, and I am sooooo lazy…

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I think you are misinformed about the Tea Shindig. The Tea Festivity has promised to keep their American corporate killing machine restrained and only unleash it on our Muslims buddies as a last resort. Or out of boredom.

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Well, racism and government content is much cheaper when purchased in bulk. We shall add your rating to the list of IMAO reviews: “Nice blog and useful.”

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I know you’re just spam, but come on! That’s like saying, “Billy Joel and William Hung are both accomplished musicians.”

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I reverse the polarity of tachyon particles.

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That sort of sounds like a threat.

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Whoa. Wait a second. They need my “tackle”? What exactly does that mean? I’m not giving the DNC my tackle. I don’t trust them and I don’t know what they’d do with it. Hands off my tackle, DNC! That’s why we voted you out of office!

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Frank Responds to Spam Comments

Friday, October 29, 2010 11:01 am

From out of Macedonia the Great Landlord has provided us with more spam comments. Have enjoyment with them!

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In Soviet Russia, men thanks YOU!

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Sorry. Any fendom posts I might have done were through an unrepeatable accident. I won’t even try to make one again out of risk of injury.

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First rule of IMAO: Don’t talk about IMAO.
Second rule of IMAO: DON’T TALK ABOUT IMAO!
Third rule of IMAO: Ignore first and second rule and please link to IMAO.

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You shouldn’t give food AIDS to kill off poor people. There are a lot less convoluted ways to do that.

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Wow! Joe Biden reads my blog!

Hi, I manage a website too and I almost never see junk remarks on your articles. How do you manage to stop it all? Does one just physically moderate all of it?

Now you spammers are getting pretty cheeky.

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Yes, other spammers keep reporting and complaining about the same issue for some reason. I’ll give you the advice I give all spammers: Kill self.

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I broke down crying before I read the second part. Please don’t play with my fragile ego like that. My posts deserve everything, man. Everything!

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How did I know this was spam? The commenter above him was ussjimmycarter!

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Frank Responds to Spam Comments

Friday, October 1, 2010 3:02 pm

Once again, the Great Landlord has blessed IMAO with a bounty of spam comments!

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Just to be clear, you want abs like professional football players, but not like the abs of professional football players who are unskilled athletes? Well, it doesn’t matter; IMAO will only get you abs like a skilled curling player.

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Don’t stumble my posts, dude! They have enough trouble as it is with the subpar proofreading, so I don’t need people coming in here and tripping them up, bunch thanker!

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Whoa! Slowdownthere! You should slow down. Most spammers hit me with one empty platitude here, but you got like ten of them. And what’s with you spam commenters always claiming there is something wrong with my blog. Why do you claim things are wrong? When I rob banks, I don’t criticize them for those pens chained to the table being out of ink.

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What? The nuts and berries of hhjdfs are going extinct? Why? Deforestation? Global warming? fjkfjfjfff? There’s nothing we can do, is there? I wish you never told me. I’d rather just one day walk into the supermarket and no longer see hhjdfs pears in the produce section. Now I’m filled with dread, apprehension, and sdsjghhgh.

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Yeah.

There is no god… atleast that’’s how i feel after reading this

Okay, now that one stings a little.

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Frank Responds to Spam Comments

Friday, September 3, 2010 11:01 am

I’ve noticed the spam has been getting smarter as not all of it is broken English. In fact, my post on Stephen Hawking yesterday caused a great amount of spam commenting on just that issue, a lot of which actually was indistinguishable from actual comments (spam does not like Stephen Hawkins) except for the links included with them. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if some spam got through on that one. Also, one porn site kept posting Ground Zero mosque opinions to different posts ranging from “We have to respect their First Amendment rights” to “Let’s wait for them to build it and blow it up with them inside”, I guess hoping I’d cotton to one of those opinions (for the record, I’m not for blowing up mosques — unless they’re in a foreign country we’re bombing).

Anyway, here is the bounty of spam comments the Great Landlord has once again blessed us with:

I can see that you are an expert at your field! I am launching a website soon, and your information will be very useful for me.. Thanks for all your help and wishing you all the success.

Thank you. I work hard to be the smartest guy in the corn field. Seriously, though, I’d love to see a site launched that was based on nothing but the information one learned from IMAO.

This is a good blog. Keep up all the work. I too love to blog. This is great everyone sharing opinions :D

Yeah, I like that we now have these blogs to share opinions with instead of the previous way of shouting at people on the street. Now I rarely get carted away by the police — even when I use all caps!

I 100 % am loving this internet site!!! totally gonna must placed this on my bookmarks.

You still keep track of blogs through bookmarks? Are you a caveman?

Well it’s great to see that you’re using proper grammar.

Now you’re just mocking me.

Great Harry Potter page. I am a big fan! Do you have a mailing list I could join?

A mailing list? Seriously, is this spam from like ten years ago? How about every time I make a new post, I call you up with my rotary phone.

Contrary to what other people are saying I think your blog could genuinely use some work. I cannot even work out how you can subscribe to your RSS.

Finally, some critical spam. Too much spam is of the form “What an awesome blog! I’m bookmarking it now!” It’s nice to have some spam here and there to tell me like it is.

Uhh are you making this up? This post is some f-ed up sh*t kid. Ive met braindead chimpanzees who were smarter than you.

Okay, now that’s a little too far.

Do you might have any references for what you wrote here?

I mainly just copy whatever Ace of Spades or Allahpundit says; I assume they read something somewhere. Go ask them.

I cant believe there are so many spam comments here like “great post!”, etc. This blog sucks.

Now that’s meta.

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Frank Responds to Spam Comments

Friday, August 20, 2010 11:00 am

It has been determined by the Great Landlord that it is once again it’s time to look through and respond to some of the comments left in WordPress spam bin.

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What you talkin’ about, Willis, thank you for coming to my internet site and giving me your writing comment. I know we all have little free of charge time, so I appreciate its being spent at IMAO blog. I am glad you like theme; I call it “black plus red.”

I’d have to agree with your post. Which is not something I usually do! I love reading a post that will make one think. Also, thanks for allowing me to comment!

Thank you, usually disagreeing person. That must have been different for you going through internet saying, “I disagree! I disagree! I disagree! I… wait, this is unusual, but I agree! Ah! It’s making me think! Brain hurts!”

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Nee Jabba no badda.

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Thank you. I work hard on blog. First though, I only make blog useful. People say, “IMAO sure is useful, but it is not creatively.” So I add the artistic. It is very subtle, and many don’t see it. To many, they just see white rectangles on a black background, but that in itself is a commentary on society. Especially since the rectangles contain text about how stupid Obama is.

Decent post

Somehow, I don’t think you’re sincere.

YES! I finally found this web site! I’ve been looking just for this article for such a long time!!

Now there’s a real compliment. Kinda weird someone was actually expecting and looking for one of my posts, though. “I really need a post on the military benefits of dinosaurs with rocket launchers! I need it! Where is it!?”

That’s a fascinated post!

Thank you for warning me that one of my posts has turned sentient. I will destroy it with fire.

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Frank Responds to Spam Comments

Friday, August 6, 2010 3:05 pm

It has been determined by the Great Landlord that I respond to more spam comments. BTW, I’ve realized that some of you are confused what these are. These comments are posted to my blog by some bot and include a link to some website for cheap Viagra or something. Their goal is to look like a normal comment so I don’t delete them.

They are not very good at looking like normal comments.

So without further ado (as we’ve all add more than enough ado this week):

Please tell me it worked right? I dont want to sumit it again if i do not have to! Either the blog glitced out or i am an idiot, the second option doesnt surprise me lol. thanks for a great blog!

I don’t know if it worked. I don’t know how any of this blog stuff works. Just his “sumit” twenty times like everyone else and pray for the best.

At Chuck E Cheese every game costs one token aside from the automobile that takes photos of your youngsters when they ride it. This 1 takes a pair of tokens. They have a basketball game. You get tickets depending on how several baskets you make. They need the mole hitting game. additionally you receive tickets primarily based on how smart you do.

When I went to Chuck E Cheese, they immediately see how smart I was and hand me a big roll of tickets. I think the person who got the most tickets at Chuck E Cheese, though, was Einstein. He got enough tickets to actually get the shotgun from the prize booth. But then he went on a killing spree. They don’t offer a shotgun as a prize anymore. Probably because of the government.

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[Ed. Note: Yes, this is really a spam comment.]

I’m pretty sure the Great Landlord made the Kos Kids just for us to laugh at. But I do not envy where they are now: The Phantom Zone! That’s what they get for trusting General Zod.

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Yes.

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Good. Subscribe to my RSS feed, because then you can get good notification telling you, “Time for examination of posts!” Everyone loves post examination time; it is best part of day.

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That’s because some people are stupid and additionally Communists. I’m going to start a revolution for changing of society’s view. It’s next Tuesday. There will also be a potluck.

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The biggest danger? I’m going to guess that’s the lasers. Unless you’re getting laser hair removal in China; then the biggest danger is panda bears.

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Frank Responds to Spam Comments

Friday, July 23, 2010 11:04 am

The Great Landlord has provided me with another bounty of spam comments!

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Yes, but it is very hard to get a credit card employment in this economy. Curse you, Obama!

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Oh yeah. The other site. We don’t like to talk about the other site. Definitely stick with IMAO for your diet solutions. Yes, are solutions are slightly confusing, but I think my decent writing makes it worth it. Anyway, I really recommend my eat nothing but platypus diet. It works well for most people, except some people who live near rivers in Australia get fat.

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And you is/was/were/has been/wasn’t my favorite commenter! I do try to keep my operate fine, but how you talk about looking at my back is creepy. That’s not you staring through the window right now, is it? No, that’s Al Gore. Shoo!

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Well, thank you, I… Wait a second. Who is this “great buddy”? You better not hold him in the same esteem as the Great Landlord. That would be sacrilege!

Great! This article is creative? There are a lot of new ideas. It gives me inspiration. I think I will also inspired by you and think about more new ideas.

Well don’t ask me if the article is creative. I just cut and pasted it from Ace of Spades. A lot of people think he’s funny but I don’t usually get the joke. And I’m not sure it’s a great idea to come up with new ideas. I prefer old ideas so I can research them on the Google.

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Well, yeah… wait, huh? How did we get to Macedonia? I thought that was a made up place like Freedonia. You’re not a serial killer killing people in different countries to find out whether they have obits or not? Well, I guess it’s a somewhat interesting hobby.

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Yet More Frank Responds to Spam Comments

Friday, July 16, 2010 1:01 pm

Everyone loves spam! They are blessing from the Great Landlord! Let’s see some more spam comments IMAO has gotten:

I attempted a subscription towards your rss feed, but had a problem adding it to google reader. Could you please look at this.

Google Reader does have known issues with made up spam people using them. Try shaking your computer while yelling at it. You always want to shake it until you hear something rattle inside.

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Are You SAYING you want to STEAL My Post? Why Would you TELL ME this?

I just wanted to comment and say that I really enjoyed reading your blog post here. It was very informative and I also digg the way you write! Keep it up and I’ll be back to read more in the future

And what happens if I don’t keep it up? Is this some sort of threat? You sick, bastard!

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Yes, my posts usually do render my commenters completely incoherent.

…Or maybe they’re just imitating me. Those bastards! I can’t believe they’d mock me like that! Oh I hate them so much. At least I have spam to be nice to me.

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Yeah, you sure seemed to have lost the word “about”. When I can’t find words, I just grab a few from the dictionary. Acclimation Thrombosis Nocturne.

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I pride myself in having posts that most people will agree with as verified by searching. It’s almost political suicide that Obama hasn’t started a program to put rocket launchers on dinosaurs.

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Even More Frank Responds to Spam Comments

Friday, July 9, 2010 11:05 am

Just so many good spam comments! I wish I could respond to them all.

Glad i ran across this website.Added “IMAO » Blog Archive » Shirts Are Fun to Wear!” to my bookmark!

Great. I’m sure the bookmark to the couple sentence post advertising my t-shirt will serve you well into the future.

Food Stamps are nice and handy if you want some fast meals.;~~

But if you want booze, they’re a little trickier for that.

sometimes i get backaches due to long hours of working at computers.’”`

What exactly are you doing to those computers?

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I know, right? I think I should refer you to the writings of the great landlord.

I absolutely love your website. Could tell me how I could keeping up to date with it? By the way I found this blog through Bing.

What I do to tell if a website has been changed is to secretly leave a piece of dust in the corner. Then, if someone’s messed with it, the piece of dust will have moved. And then I hunt down who is responsible.

By the way, I found your comment through my spam folder.

hi,beautiful pants in your post,I love that nice pants,I need to find one for me

Is that you, Wonder Woman?

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Frank Responds to More Spam Comments

Friday, July 2, 2010 12:01 pm

Here are some more spam comments I’ve gotten. They always come with a link to some weird site, which is the point of flooding blogs with them, but I think the important thing is the message behind them:

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Thank you! How I structures posts is what I work hard at because of the importance. I am glad you appreciate this thing.

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I try to make my blog simple enough that even a spouse can understand it. That’s my policy here. I hope you continue to eJoy!

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Howdy to you as well, pardner! But I have bad news: I cannot allow you to agree with what was penned here. I know that’s not very cinematic of me, but it’s just the way things are. I am sorry.

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Hello visitor from Google! It is good with having you here! I am a professional, and it is my professionalism that keeps my view clear. Once I was not professional — I was n00b — and then my view was not clear. I was constantly walking into lampposts. That was not helpfully.

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You mean the thing with the stars you can click under every post on IMAO? No, sorry.

Read a blog at night. In this post, let me fascinated … writings of great landlord.

Dude, I’ve been blogging here nearly eight years now, and finally someone starts making some sense. Have a super happy lucky fun day number one and be honorable, ronin, or you shall taste the wrath of the great landlord!

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Frank Responds to Spam Comments

Friday, June 25, 2010 11:03 am

I get a decent amount of spam comments to IMAO, where they try feebly to look like normal comments but are usually to really old posts and include some link to some odd site. Still, they in make me feel special in some way, yet I never even try and respond to them, which seems rude. You really all could learn something from these comments, so here are some I’ve collected:

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Thank you. This is what we strive for at IMAO: Descriptive write ups on particular concerns that avoid nonsense so both you and Your spouse can enjoy them.

If you don’t mind my asking, do you make good wealthfrom this blog?

I don’t know if I would describe the wealthfrom this blog as “good”, but perhaps “fair”.

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One of the things we strive for most at IMAO is reuniting people with old roommates. I hope when you forward the blog post to him, he have extra good read! Oh, the times you shall remember!

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Thank you. Your comment make me pleasure happy. I study much about valuable so I can make superb revealing posts that are amazing. That’s what me do.

I didn’t quite understand this to begin with. But when I read it a second time, it all added up in my mind. Thanks for the idea. Certainly something to spend some time on.

When things don’t added up in my mind, I stop and say to myself, “You know, dogs don’t actually talk, so maybe it’s not a good idea to listen to that dog and kill those people.” I hope that similar to idea I give you.

I appreciate it, this was a very informative blog post. I think that everyone must come here because governments are very important to learn. Thank you once again!

Yes, but in Soviet Russia, governments learn YOU!

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