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I haven’t done this in a while, but I thought I’d share a spam comment I got I really liked:

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Why can’t you regular readers be as complimentary as spammers? When was the last time one of you told me how pleasant a paragraph was that I wrote?

Well, yes, I haven’t blogged full paragraphs very much lately, but maybe I would do that more often if you said things like, “That series of sentences you put together to form one thought filled me with a pleasant feeling.”

Anyway, here is another nice spam comment:

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Creative Spam

I was just impressed by this spam comment I got the other day:

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That’s why I like the spam people; there’s always trying new things and new strategies. If only you had the creativity and innovative spirit of spam.

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Frank Responds to Spam: The Velocity of a Laden Blog

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Man. I’ve never before been accused of having grammar so bad its reality destroying.

But if the shoe fits…

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Frank Responds to Spam Comments

Look at the bounty of spam comments the Great Landlord has given us!

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I

will

try.

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Frank Responds to Spam Comments

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I hate it when people like this article in some other site. Stop stealing my articles, other sites!

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Frank Responds to Spam Comments

The Great Landlord has finally awarded us another bounty of spam comments:

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When I get a great comment I usually do a few things: 1. Steal underwear. 2. ??? 3. Profit. I’m seriously considering doing all of the above… Ooh! Look! A squirrel!

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“Repair of interesting things.” I guess that’s some new expression. Don’t really get it from context though. Maybe it’s just a general expression of happiness. “The Great Landlord has smiled on me and I got a big bonus at work; repair of interesting things!”

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Basil responds to spam comments

You may know that Frank is away (mostly) for a bit. He’s on a secret mission or something. He took his iPad. I think it’s his. Mine’s been in the shop for a while. Should’ve been back by now. Hmmm. Hey, you don’t think?… No.

Anyway, while he’s gone, there’s no one to respond to the spam comments. Except me.

I noticed that I don’t get as may good spam comments to the stuff I write as Frank does to the stuff he writes. So, not only do I write sub-par posts, I get sub-par spam.

Like these…

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Yeah, you’re right. I stole the content for the post to which this comment was attached. Because them internetz is crawling with post about how to pronounce Walthourville, Geogia. You caught me.

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Heh heh heh. You said “abreast.” Heh heh heh heh heh.

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Yeah, I suppose you do have lots of free time if you think of 10:37 PM, when you left this comment, as “this morning.”

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Anyone that uses the word “intited” should be indicted. Get a dictionary from the last 100 years. No one uses the word “intited” any more. You’re not even trying to write good spam.

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Who are you calling a “moderate?” It’s a good thing you didn’t call me that at 10:37 PM this morning!

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That’s more like it. Frank’s away. Praise me instead.

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Uh. Yeah. Thanks. Um, you don’t know this other guy, do you?

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Okay, now you’re just mocking me. Don’t make me go get a stick.

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Arrgh!!! I so miss the Great Landlord. He gets better spam.

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Frank Responds to Spam

Time again to see what the Great Landlord has blessed us with as I dive into the IMAO spam folder:

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I tried being more general for a while and just called it “Blog Post”, but then people said I needed to be more specific so I changed it to “A Blog Post”. Still complaining! No pleasing some people!

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That’s because those aren’t enchilada recipes; they’re meth recipes. Mexicans are always saying, “Here’s an enchilada!” and then handing a big serving of meth to tourists. They think it’s funny. Because it is.

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Well, I started it on my own, but the password protection wasn’t very good and other people broke in and started writing. Then it’s like do I want to improve security on the site or just become a group blog, and I am sooooo lazy…

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I think you are misinformed about the Tea Shindig. The Tea Festivity has promised to keep their American corporate killing machine restrained and only unleash it on our Muslims buddies as a last resort. Or out of boredom.

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I know you’re just spam, but come on! That’s like saying, “Billy Joel and William Hung are both accomplished musicians.”

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That sort of sounds like a threat.

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Whoa. Wait a second. They need my “tackle”? What exactly does that mean? I’m not giving the DNC my tackle. I don’t trust them and I don’t know what they’d do with it. Hands off my tackle, DNC! That’s why we voted you out of office!

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Frank Responds to Spam Comments

From out of Macedonia the Great Landlord has provided us with more spam comments. Have enjoyment with them!

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In Soviet Russia, men thanks YOU!

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Sorry. Any fendom posts I might have done were through an unrepeatable accident. I won’t even try to make one again out of risk of injury.

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First rule of IMAO: Don’t talk about IMAO.
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You shouldn’t give food AIDS to kill off poor people. There are a lot less convoluted ways to do that.

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Wow! Joe Biden reads my blog!

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Now you spammers are getting pretty cheeky.

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Yes, other spammers keep reporting and complaining about the same issue for some reason. I’ll give you the advice I give all spammers: Kill self.

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I broke down crying before I read the second part. Please don’t play with my fragile ego like that. My posts deserve everything, man. Everything!

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How did I know this was spam? The commenter above him was ussjimmycarter!

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Frank Responds to Spam Comments

Once again, the Great Landlord has blessed IMAO with a bounty of spam comments!

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Just to be clear, you want abs like professional football players, but not like the abs of professional football players who are unskilled athletes? Well, it doesn’t matter; IMAO will only get you abs like a skilled curling player.

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Don’t stumble my posts, dude! They have enough trouble as it is with the subpar proofreading, so I don’t need people coming in here and tripping them up, bunch thanker!

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Whoa! Slowdownthere! You should slow down. Most spammers hit me with one empty platitude here, but you got like ten of them. And what’s with you spam commenters always claiming there is something wrong with my blog. Why do you claim things are wrong? When I rob banks, I don’t criticize them for those pens chained to the table being out of ink.

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Yeah.

There is no god… atleast that’’s how i feel after reading this

Okay, now that one stings a little.

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