The Illustrated Frank J: A Simple Solution to This Problem

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The Illustrated Frank J: In the Pilot, They Fight Over Whose VP the Couch Will Be

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The Illustrated Frank J: Have You Anything to Declare?

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The Illustrated Frank J: Every Time Democrats Boo, He’ll Tweet How Their Dresses Make Them Look Fat. Especially the Men

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The Illustrated Frank J: Don’t Confuse the Two

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Tangentially related thought: I sometimes get “It’s a Wonderful Life” and “It’s a Good Life” mixed up in my head. I’d like to see a mashup of those two some time.

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The Illustrated Frank J: Holiday Spirit

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Straight Line of the Day: 2020 Democrat Hopefuls Are Gathering in Iowa, and They All Have One Thing in Common…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

2020 Democrat hopefuls are gathering in Iowa, and they all have one thing in common…

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The Illustrated Frank J: The Important Thing Is That a Liberal Got to Make Sure His Voice Was Heard

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The Illustrated Frank J: Good a Definition As Any

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The Illustrated Frank J: Happy Holidays

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The Illustrated Walruskkkch: Tax Policy

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The Illustrated Frank J: Practically a Tie

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The Illustrated Frank J: We Had to Walk a Mile in the Snow to Get to School, and Then They Had the Thermostat Set to 65 and Made Us Wear Sweaters

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The Illustrated Frank J: Can I Get a 10-Hour Video of That on Endless Loop?

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The Illustrated Frank J: I Used Up All My Superlatives on Trivia!

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