• It’s the weekend! That’s when I’m extra awesome! #
• I think we could get more conservatives on Twitter if we just gave it a more manly name like “Jab” or “Kicker”. #
• Racist Tea Party Sign: “Next Time Read the Bill”. Implies Obama is illiterate because he’s black. #
• Apparently DestroyTwitter also crashes Vista 64-bit… just not as quickly as TweetDeck. #
• Poor Joe. RT @jaketapper conservatives — @joeNBC is crying out for you to follow him …he feels alone in the twuniverse #
• RT @damianpenny The book Obama should give Chavez. In English: http://tinyurl.com/dx356z #
• Do you think Garofalo is an embodiment of the liberal id? #
• RT @Lileks Words I love to hear: “Daddy, can you teach me about layers in Photoshop?” Why yes my child. Gather ’round. #
• Just finally sat down to watch Tropic Thunder. Already sold with the fake trailers it starts with. #
• I liked Tropic Thunder better the first time I saw it… when it was called The Three Amigos. #
• I’m kidding; I liked it better this time. #
• Well, actually, maybe the first time since I was only seven and had an unrefined sense of humor. #

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• I want to be the first today to say I’m awesome, because my opinion counts the most. #
• Only reason to protest Obama: Racism! I swear there is not enough combined brain power at DailyKos to light an LED http://tr.im/j2yo #
• RT @basilsblog My problem with Obama is his color: he’s a Red. Except when dealing with terrorists. Then he’s yellow. #
• RT @basilsblog: Drudge: “Journalists get PTSD.” I knew they had some kind of disorder. #
• Time for my morning Fruity Snack! #
• RT @JTlol The Beavis & Butt-head of News: http://tr.im/j2Y5 The great @battonl does it again! #
• Next: Cavemen on a Jet Ski. RT@justkarl Taliban biker gang: http://www.nytimes.com/imag... #
• It would be cool if the torture memos were full of made up stuff to scare the enemy. “We regularly anally rape detainees with a pig.” #
• New Obama approved harsh interrogation technique: Only serve terrorists flat soda. #
• New Obama approved harsh interrogation technique: Deny hugs until they talk. #
• So has CNN said what they’ve done with Roesgen? Did they put her into hiding? #
• My wife is scared of caterpillars. I wonder if she’s a terrorist. #
• I don’t get how you torture someone with a caterpillar. Can you even connect that to a car battery? #
• If Jack Bauer ever finds out Garofalo is a mole and shoots her in the head, that will be ratings gold. #
• Jack Bauer once tortured a confession out of a terrorist using just a caterpillar. #
• If the Israelis do give the Palestinians their own state, that will make it easier to declare war on them. #
• RT @justkarl Jack Dunphy links you to the Pew News IQ Quiz: http://tinyurl.com/d296wf The results are scary. And sexist! #
• The Georgetown things isn’t unusual. When Obama spoke to Muslims he had Muhammad cover his face. #
• RT @allahpundit Susan Roesgen now on “vacation” http://is.gd/t0HI #
• Texas already seceded? Well, good luck to them. http://tinyurl.com/d57xqq #
• I’m outraged! RT @allahpundit Janeane Garofalo: I totally snubbed Rush Limbaugh when he visited the “24″ set http://is.gd/t0WR #
• RT @allahpundit The alternate history of Kurt Cobain: http://is.gd/t1tq #
• RT @RWSparkle @JTlol I say we stuff anderson cooper in a locker after school. He’s used to being in a closet anyway #
• It would be awesome if one of Obama’s nominees not only didn’t pay taxes but is also a former Somali pirate. #
• The both look like such nice guys; why are we mean to them? RT @jaketapper Another foto of Obama and Chavez — http://tinyurl.com/cacw47 #
• Watching Fringe. Monster kills animal rights activists that relased it. It’s funny ’cause it’s ironic. #
• RT @JTlol Maybe @oprah will start recommending Tweeters like she does books. Here’s my audition: HEY OPRAH YOUR FAT LOL LOL LOL J/K #
• I wonder what Garofalo’s reaction will be to the celebrations on the 4th of July (or, as she knows it, “White Supremacy Day”)? #
• I think Obama’s highspeed rails will make some great settings for future action movies. #
• When I met Morpheus, I took both the red and blue pills. I don’t know if what I saw afterwards was the true reality, but it was AWESOME! #

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• Every day is awesome when you’re an American! #
• New PJM column: “Why do they plunder us?” http://tinyurl.com/cso3yh #
• Stimulus works! RT @BreakingNews AP: New jobless claims fall for second straight week to 610,000. #
• Isn’t that Big Hollywood? RT @allahpundit Right-wing HuffPo in the works? Gulp: http://is.gd/sKfg #
• RT @andrewbreitbart I am still steaming over the CNN reporter. Here’s a followup: http://tinyurl.com/dc9kdz #
• Fred Thompson Show caller: “No Representation without Taxation.” No wonder 48% like tax rates when so many pay nothing. #
• My Marine brother is sometimes pretty libertarian. I hope the DHS is watching him. #
• Secession is a bad idea. That’s why we should only make the states we don’t like do it. #
• I don’t care if there is a hot blond sitting next to you. Drive this and people will assume you’re gay: http://tinyurl.com/cyl793 #
• Link Fixed:I don’t care if there is a hot blond sitting next to you. Drive this and people will assume you’re gay: http://tinyurl.com/d3h947 #
• Is it illegal to advocate kidnapping the president’s dog? #
• Am I just remembering things wrong, or did LGF used to criticize other people than conservatives? #
• RT @mkhammer School of Journalism objects to…journalism? http://tinyurl.com/cls33z #
• Quote from torture memo: “Don’t forget to torture.” #
• Quote from torture memo: “Remember to charge the car battery.” #
• Shortened user name. The underscore stands for “fun”. Also, Asian person took name I wanted. #
• Quote from torture memo: “Remember to wish Amir a happy birthday as soon as he’s done being waterboarded.” #
• TweetDeck no good. Anyone know of a Twitter program that won’t crash Vista 64-bit? #
• Or any program, for that matter. #
• Know who never watched Crowder’s videos? Hitler! RT @scrowder: “Obama the Pee Wee” vid. http://tinyurl.com/cjjkjs #tcot #
• RT @allahpundit: Awesome: Garofalo flips out, accuses tea parties of being about nothing but racism http://is.gd/sRhU #
• RT @JTlol: Susan Roesgen’s e-mail inbox is impenetrable to any information you try to add to it. Much like her skull. http://tr.im/j0JD #
• Because I hate Garofalo so much, I make fun of her name and call her “Giraffe-alo”. #
• RT @Lileks Writing about the George Will denim column. http://is.gd/sE2d Feels like the times we woke Grampa because he fell asleep smoking. #

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• @PatrickRuffini The government has lots of stuff they need to pay for, but they leave us enough to buy food. Let’s not become extremists. in reply to PatrickRuffini #
• RT @JonHenke: Funny how fast the Left went from “Jesus was a community organizer!” to “community organizing is astroturf!” #
• @curiouswork You sound like an extremist I should report to the DHS. in reply to curiouswork #
• It will be interesting to see how a protest goes when it’s not run entirely by useless people. #teaparty #
• So is today when all the violent right-wingers the DHS warned us about do their coup? #teaparty #
• @JonHenke But we like being angry! in reply to JonHenke #
• Just saw MSNBC headline: “It’s tax day and no one is complaining” #
• If you weighted support for Obama with people’s tax burden, I wonder what it would look like? #teaparty #
• @PatrickRuffini No, increase taxes on the poor. We need to tax behavior we want to discourage, like being poor. in reply to PatrickRuffini #
• I knew she was a closet liberal! http://tinyurl.com/d9owat #
• It would be neat if the MSM got Baghdad Bob to cover the Tea Parties. #teaparty #
• @allahpundit Howard Kurtz sounds like an extremist. Maybe we should report him to the DHS. in reply to allahpundit #
• Why is everybody so angry? Smart people can’t seem to understand. http://tinyurl.com/cwckfq #teaparty #
• RT @TheOnion In Focus: Inner-City Prodigy Earns GED At Age 11 http://bit.ly/RZwHj #
• My mom was so angry recently she wrote an e-mail to both Obama and Pelosi. I hope the DHS is watching her. #
• It’s Patriot Day! http://tinyurl.com/d7n27y So why are so many of the Obama Administration unpatriotic? #
• Representation should be proportional to tax burden. That’s fair. #teaparty #
• Hippies are no better than pirates. #teaparty #
• @TomCrowe If you have two sniper bullets and a pirate and a hippie, what do you do? Beat the hippie to death with the rifle. in reply to TomCrowe #
• Ron Paul supporter calling Fred Thompson show worried about Obama giving us bird flu. #
• Bucket stuck on his head this whole time. RT @allahpundit White House: Obama is “unaware” of the tea parties http://is.gd/sBgq #
• Sissies RT @jaketapper someone threw teabags over the WH fence+now parts of WH are in temporary lockdown while Secret Service checks it out #
• @usmcpanzer Hey foo’. Only took me a day to get hooked. You just got a jump right in and find some good people to follow. in reply to usmcpanzer #
• Spending package? RT @BreakingNews Emergency services at the White House to investigate suspicious package #
• RT @johnhawkinsrwn Liberals love to think of themselves as sophisticated, meanwhile they’re all teabagging jokes and bumper sticker slogans. #
• I just realized that when most people look at my username, they’ll think my name is “Frank Jiamo” #
• I guess dems pay taxes instead of charity, except they don’t pay those either. RT @jaketapper Bidens declare $269,256… $1,885 to charity #
• RT @ExurbanJon Love all the anti-teaparty lefties.Tonight they’ll be scraping off the 1st word of their “Question Authority” bumper stickers #
• Primary reason Bidens only gave pocket change to charity: Hatred of the poor. #
• @scrowder Good luck, dude! Be funny! in reply to scrowder #
• @allahpundit Come on. Secession would be great for the news cycle. in reply to allahpundit #
• Do it! It will be funny! RT @BreakingNews Gov. Rick Perry in an “anti-tax tea party” suggested Texans might…want to secede from the union #
• @mkhammer I’m sure that’s what the rich puppet masters organizing these wanted you to claim. in reply to mkhammer #
• @fatelvis04 And Obama will shake his fist at Texas impotently. It will be high-larious. in reply to fatelvis04 #
• @mkhammer Could have avoided this if we made it a Coffee Party. No innuendo there. Plus, more manly. in reply to mkhammer #
• Is it really surprising the DHS considers right-wing extremism more of a threat? Lefties are bunch of impotent little sissies. #
• @allahpundit Well keep it to yourself if you don’t want to be ripped apart by your commenters. in reply to allahpundit #
• Uh-oh. Huge money recall. http://bit.ly/p4jOt #
• So are we all going to do a roundup of racists jokes we heard at the tea parties? #teaparty #
• @allahpundit When I saw GaGa on American Idol, I honestly thought it was an April Fools joke. Kids these days. in reply to allahpundit #
• Someone should do an opposite of Twitter where there is a 1000 character minimum. #
• @jimtreacher The left’s reaction to tea parties reminds me of the apes and the monolith in 2001. in reply to jimtreacher #
• I think TweetDeck is causing my computer to freeze. #
• 2,500 for Boise. http://bit.ly/122pM #teaparty #
• Watching AI results with wife. Hope there’s big surprise and they publicly execute all of them. #
• RT @Lileks I’ll accept teabaggers for the protestors if the other side agrees to be salad tossers. After all, they throw around the green. #
• New Red Dawn. This time it’s the Chinese (plus the Russians). http://tinyurl.com/dclcrw #

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• If Microsoft products worked in a consistent and predictable manner, there would go half the excitement from my job. #
• @jimtreacher @TeresaKopec The yesterday Beck encouraged people to blow up buildings.I may have dreamed it, but only because he’s so extreme! in reply to jimtreacher #
• NOTE: When editing a comment to meet Twitter limits, recheck for coherency. #
• @henican If we protested those, Cheney would have shot us in the face and you know it. in reply to henican #
• Do Muslim pirates drink rum? #
• @Lechteron That does sound like lawyers. in reply to Lechteron #
• @GothBunnyy I say cast a wide net. in reply to GothBunnyy #
• If we’re the world’s policeman, does that make Somalia the world’s hobo with a shotgun? #
• RT @HeyTammyBruce Last 5 days in office, Bush signs nuclear pact with Islamists. Astounding. http://tinyurl.com/d2whba #
• I just don’t get our dealings with Middle East leaders. They’re exactly why the Founders invented the phrase “musket to the junk”. #
• Run or freeze? Which one of us has the gun? http://tinyurl.com/df2zv6 #
• @jimtreacher Just admit you’re slandering the president by saying only fake plastic soldiers cheered him. in reply to jimtreacher #
• RT @allahpundit Awesome: The Onion goofs on the media for being in the tank for Obama http://is.gd/ssxu #
• I don’t get all this #TeaParty anger. The government let’s me keep more than half the money I earn; that’s tens of thousands of dollars! #
• @Slublog Lucky! So you have absolutely nothing to complain about. in reply to Slublog #
• Is there even a #TeaParty in Idaho? My whole protest against government was moving to Idaho. #
• @jimtreacher I wasn’t going to protest, but if they’re paying… in reply to jimtreacher #
• @jimtreacher Thanks for the DVR warning. I’m really liking X-Files the Next Generation. in reply to jimtreacher #
• @johnhawkinsrwn If it were Bush: “Is Bo peeing on the carpet a failure of your administration?” in reply to johnhawkinsrwn #
• @jimtreacher Burge’s posts are too long. We need shorter Burge… like a midget Burge. in reply to jimtreacher #
• Castle: It’s a procedural and I don’t particularly care for it, thus it will probably last. #
• @allahpundit Beta-female, dude. in reply to allahpundit #
• Another day of being awesome! #

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