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Flashback: Was This the Dumbest Thing Obama Ever Said?

Tuesday, July 17, 2012 5:07 pm

Now, some folks are dinging the President because, in response to people fainting at his rally, he said “call a paralegal” before correcting himself.

But, credit where it’s due, he DID correct himself.

However, in 2007, after a tornado in Kansas killed 12 people, he said there were “10,000 dead.”

He didn’t correct himself:


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But there’s two more things to notice in this clip. First, the guy behind Obama on the stage, nodding gravely as Obama tosses out the 10,000 number, when he SHOULD have had a WTF look on his face.

Where’s Joe Wilson when you need him?

The other thing…

What the hell is up with Obama’s “I Have a Dream” accent & cadence? It’s like MLK Impression Night at the Improv.

The man is a cheap huckster, a shill, a carnival barker. He should be selling tickets to a tent containing a jar holding a two-headed pig fetus that’s labeled “Space Alien”.

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Obama is so useless and incompetent as president that…

Wednesday, November 25, 2009 3:04 pm

…the turkey he pardoned immediately went back to doing the same crimes that got it sentenced to execution in the first place.

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Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that…

Thursday, October 15, 2009 3:01 pm

…even though he was elected for very little more than just his attitude and looks, he’s still not even close to winning hottest head of state. He’s really useless in every conceivable way.

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Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that…

Monday, October 12, 2009 3:02 pm

…he was already awarded a Nobel Peace Prize.

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Obama is so useless and incompetent as president that…

Monday, October 5, 2009 2:04 pm

…the only thing he got out of his meeting with the IOC was a coupon for five dollars off a ticket to the 2016 Olympics.

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Obama is so useless and incompetent as president that…

Friday, August 7, 2009 3:09 pm

…he thinks a Democratic majority in the House and Senate just gives him more power to whine about Republicans.

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Obama is so useless and incompentent as president that…

Monday, July 13, 2009 4:07 pm

…he’s claiming the stimulus has “worked as intended.”

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Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that…

Wednesday, July 1, 2009 2:08 pm

…he’s letting Zelaya crash at his place until things blow over.

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Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that…

Monday, June 29, 2009 3:23 pm

…the Honduran military got a court order to depose him too.

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Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that…

Tuesday, June 23, 2009 10:40 am

…not only will he not condemn a brutal regime or break off negotiations, he won’t even rescind a party invite.

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Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that…

Monday, June 22, 2009 3:04 pm

…while Iranian protesters were being murdered, he went out for ice cream.

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Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that…

Monday, June 15, 2009 1:13 pm

…even his dog is not listening to him and pursuing its own nuclear weapons program.

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Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that…

Friday, June 12, 2009 2:08 pm

…Biden is the perfect vice president for him.

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Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that…

Thursday, June 11, 2009 10:34 am

…he’s letting Iran drill for oil in ANWR.

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Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that…

Wednesday, June 10, 2009 12:12 pm

…every time Kim Jong Il tests a missile, Obama is scared into sending North Korea the federal government’s daily budget for lunch.

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