…the turkey he pardoned immediately went back to doing the same crimes that got it sentenced to execution in the first place.

…even though he was elected for very little more than just his attitude and looks, he’s still not even close to winning hottest head of state. He’s really useless in every conceivable way.

…he was already awarded a Nobel Peace Prize.

…the only thing he got out of his meeting with the IOC was a coupon for five dollars off a ticket to the 2016 Olympics.

…he thinks a Democratic majority in the House and Senate just gives him more power to whine about Republicans.

…he’s claiming the stimulus has “worked as intended.”

…he’s letting Zelaya crash at his place until things blow over.

…the Honduran military got a court order to depose him too.

…not only will he not condemn a brutal regime or break off negotiations, he won’t even rescind a party invite.

…while Iranian protesters were being murdered, he went out for ice cream.

…even his dog is not listening to him and pursuing its own nuclear weapons program.

…Biden is the perfect vice president for him.

…he’s letting Iran drill for oil in ANWR.

…every time Kim Jong Il tests a missile, Obama is scared into sending North Korea the federal government’s daily budget for lunch.