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If Obama Had His Way, These Would Be the Only Arms You Could Keep and Bear

Sunday, May 19, 2013 8:00 pm


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The True Story of Frank Jr.’s Conception (NOTE: May Only Be “Dan Rather True”)

Saturday, May 18, 2013 8:00 pm

[High Praise! to Anonymiss of Nuking Politics]


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Signs of the Apocalypse: Jon Stewart Savages Obama

Friday, May 17, 2013 9:00 pm

[NOTE: contains censored adult language]


[Daily Show direct link]

How badly has Obama lost Stewart? That joke at 3:28 should tell you something. Never thought Jon would go there.

Someone’s cruisin’ for an audit…

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The Tears of Liberals Are As the Sweetest Wine

Thursday, May 16, 2013 8:00 pm

[NOTE: There are a LOT of swears in here, but they're all bleeped]


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They’re Investigating As Hard As They Can

Wednesday, May 15, 2013 9:00 pm

[High Praise! to American Digest]


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This Is What It Means to Love Your Work

Tuesday, May 14, 2013 8:00 pm

We should all be so blessed:


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Why Call It a Thingamajig? Better Names for Things

Monday, May 13, 2013 9:00 pm


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10 Reasons Why Time Travel Is No Good

Saturday, May 11, 2013 10:00 pm


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Yeah… #8 REALLY hit a little too close to home for me.

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This Is EXACTLY How the Obamacare Rollout Is Going to Go

Saturday, May 11, 2013 8:00 am


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Set Fire to Things and Then Make Them Burn Faster!

Friday, May 10, 2013 9:00 pm

Perfect for your next Koran-B-Q


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Were I a person who regularly grilled things over charcoal, I think I’d probably get one of these.

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How Obama Got Elected President (Metaphorically Speaking)

Thursday, May 9, 2013 9:00 pm

[High Praise! to Les of Nuking Politics]


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Spock vs. Spock (and Bilbo Baggins)

Thursday, May 9, 2013 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Bob in Feenicks as well as Anonymiss of Nuking Politics - who has an interesting takeaway from this]

For the 2 or 3 Nukers who haven’t yet seen the Star Trek reboot movie, Zachary Quinto plays the role of young Spock.


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[Reference link for that song Nimoy is singing at 1:10]

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Apparently IMAO Is Now Synonymous With Bacon

Wednesday, May 8, 2013 9:00 pm

[High Praise! to seanmahair, Oppo, RAML, springeraz, Basil and Doug - all of whom alerted me to this story]

A 105-year-old Texas woman has earned a place in almost all headlines by revealing the most unlikely secret to her long life.

Strangely, her key to longevity is bacon. Yes, you read it right; 105-year-old Pearl Cantrell loves to eat bacon and feasts on it almost every day. Her story, for sure, will be a subject of research for most health scientists.

Pearl Cantrell, who’s mostly referred to as the ’105-year-old bacon woman’, said in an interview with a local NBC station, “I love bacon and I eat it everyday. I don’t feel as old as I am, that’s all I can say.”


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So, since bacon is the key to immortality, am I the only one thinking they should re-do “Highlander” with bacon in place of swords?

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Wanted: Political Metaphor

Tuesday, May 7, 2013 9:00 pm


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I’m only posting this because it seems like a clever lifehack, but I suspect there’s a political metaphor in here somewhere.

Anyone wanna take a shot at it before the thieving libertarians come and steal your eggs? [HA! Bacon to me!]

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Hilarious – I Bet This Is How Liberals Actually Picture PBS

Monday, May 6, 2013 9:00 pm


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Bacon Is the New Skittles!

Tuesday, April 30, 2013 9:00 pm

[High Praise! to iOwnTheWorld]


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No, Seriously – THE Perfect Metaphor for Obamacare

Friday, April 26, 2013 9:00 pm


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I’m joining the Scissors Party before it’s too late.

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A Reboot Too Far

Thursday, April 25, 2013 9:00 pm

Yes, I can imagine Hollywood ruining my childhood like this:


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It’s Like Occupy Wall Street With Lawn Gnomes

Tuesday, April 23, 2013 9:00 pm


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Quick! I Need a Political Metaphor for This!

Monday, April 22, 2013 9:00 pm

Frank said he’ll start taking his medications and make the voice in his head that is me disappear if I ever post a video that’s just FUN without twisting it into a political metaphor.

This video is just fun and full of SCIENCE!, so I feel compelled to post it, but I’m drawing a blank on the political metaphor. So if you give me a little help in the comments, I’d be temporarily grateful.

You know… until Frank’s meds kick in…


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