This guy’s 30 times better than me, because I did about thirty lines on each state.

Still, it’s a nice reminder why America is so great – you think Canada has stereotypes for any province except Quebec?

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By the way, isn’t insulting every state by stereotype actually Tim Pawlenty’s campaign strategy?

Zo. From last year. Worth another viewing.

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Did you see Chalaque Obama screw up a toast?

Normally, a toast of “To Her Majesty, the Queen” would be sufficient. But not to the World’s Smartest Human™. Oh, no. He-Who-Shall-Not-Shut-The-Hell-Up kept on rambling, over the national anthem.

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How many ways can a man embarrass himself, and, by extension due to his position, an entire country?

I propose a toast: To November 6, 2012.

Atlanta businessman Herman Cain announced his candidacy for President of the United States.

And we were there! And by we, I mean me. Frank J. is, like, a long way from Atlanta. Sarah K too. And Harvey. (Actually, I don’t know that they would have been there anyway.) But, since Atlanta isn’t all that far from me, I was there. And now, you were there, too!

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If you’re not supporting Herman Cain, that’s okay.

Actually, it’s not. What’s wrong with you?

Anyway, we were there and will post a little more later.

If you want some political funneh … well, Frank will be around later. The following is based on a true story.

I was at Harvey’s blog this past weekend and saw that Lonely Island/Michael Bolton/Jack Sparrow video. Sure, you’ve seen it. It’s here, in case you haven’t.

Anyway, that hook … it was driving me nuts. And that’s a point of embarrassment to me. Wife’s cat will explain:

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Stupid cat.

Helps knock annoying issues like these out of the headlines.

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Shame on IMAO reader Les for making me dig this out of his YouTube account instead of sending me a link right after he posted it.

The world has changed. Even Republicans — real, official, card-carrying, stuffed-shirt Republicans — are making clever videos now.

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Why couldn’t they have learned how to do this in 2008?

UPDATE: Seems the GOP parody is getting more hits than Obama’s official video. Heh.

Some say Obama likes spending. I wonder if there’s any evidence to back up that claim?

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… plus one other guy at the end.

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Franklin Delano Roosevelt, March 4, 1933: Let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

John Fitzgerald Kennedy, January 20, 1961: And so my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.

Ronald Wilson Reagan, January 20, 1981: In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem.

Ronald Wilson Reagan, June 12, 1987: Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!

George Walker Bush, September 14, 2001: I can hear you, the rest of the world hears you, and the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon.

Barack Hussein Obama, January 19, 2011: This bit of news… under a new agreement, our national zoo will continue to dazzle children and visitors with the beloved giant pandas.

I’ve been reading that Nancy Pelosi says the recent Democrat losses in the House of Representatives weren’t her fault.

It sort of reminded me of Jake’s excuses in The Blues Brothers:

What does it remind you of?