I Always Told My Parents This, But They Never Listened

A Japanese scientist has discovered that consuming ice cream for breakfast improves a person’s alertness and mental performance.

Even better news: until Trump repeals Obamacare, it’s mandatory and government-funded (sprinkles extra).

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Cartoon of the Day – Talking

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[Dana Summers]

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The Illustrated Frank J: If Only More People Had Known Who Hillary REALLY Was

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Epic Rap Battle of Manliness

[https://youtu.be/_EzDRpkfaO4] (Viewer #18,701,240)

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Hillary Deserves the Cell Next to Blago

Donald Trump is reversing his campaign promise to prosecute Hillary and now says that he will NOT pursue charges against her.

That’s fine. Time for some national healing anyway. But could we at least strand her on an island with a cache of rum, a pistol, and one shot?

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Can’t Stop Dancing On Castro’s Grave

[High Praise! to slapout]

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Link of the Day: Satire – Pending “Fake News” Crackdown Will Affect CNN-MSNBC-ABC-NBC Says Confidential Sources

[High Praise! to Satireworld]

Pending ‘Fake News’ Crackdown Will Affect CNN-MSNBC-ABC-NBC Says Confidential Sources

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Surprisingly Hard to Find the Full Text of This on the Internet

Newsweek revealed that they never actually read the contents of their now-infamous “Madam President” commemorative issue.

So… very much like a normal issue, since no one else in the country read it either.

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Obama Warned Us – Fair Health Care

Women, the sick, survivors – they all deserve fair treatment in our health care system. #Obamacare
@BarackObama

“Healthy, young, productive – you get to pay for it all”

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Will You Be Surprised By This Story Out of Cuba?

In Cuba, the jeep carrying Fidel Castro’s ashes broke down on the way to the cemetery.

I find that hard to believe. Cuba had a jeep that ran?

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Cartoon of the Day – Recount

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[Michael P. Ramirez]

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The Illustrated Frank J: IMAO Calls for Bipartisanship!

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Even Liberal Atheists Pray That This Woman Doesn’t Exist

[Flirting at the Gym] (Viewer #480,097)

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A Statement Met With Far Less Bowing Than Originally Anticipated

Iran said that if the US re-imposes sanctions on it, “the Islamic Republic would definitely react“.

With jaw-dropping and pants-wetting, mostly.

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One Way the Left Could Possibly Be Right About Trump

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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