September 13, 2014

Posted: September 13, 2014 8:00 pm

A new report claims that scientists have discovered traces of marine life living on the exterior of the International Space Station.

Great. Probably declare the place a “protected wetland” and kick out all the astronauts.

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Posted: September 13, 2014 6:00 pm

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These 12 Words and Phrases Are Apparently Sexist Now

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Posted: September 13, 2014 3:00 pm

[High Praise! to 4of7 of Little Worlds for dropping this one in the comments]


[I'm A Denier] (Viewer #103,543)

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Posted: September 13, 2014 12:00 pm

A new report shows there’s no end in sight for the current global warming “pause”.

Guess we need a government program to restart it so we can keep all our government programs to fight it.

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Posted: September 13, 2014 8:00 am

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

This cartoons from back in 2009, but it’s still true – he’s never signed a single piece of legislation that’s personally inconvenienced himself or his family.

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September 12, 2014

Posted: September 12, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

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Posted: September 12, 2014 9:00 pm


[Power of Optics] (Viewer #956,528)

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Posted: September 12, 2014 8:00 pm

A new report shows that IQ scores have been dropping for the last decade.

As proof, I offer the fact that there’s more than one show with “Real Housewives” in the title.

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Posted: September 12, 2014 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to XKCD]

(Alt Title text: “The days of the week are Monday, Arctic, Wellsley, Green, Electra, Synergize, and the Seventh Seal.”)

I need some help figuring out what some of these “group of 7″ lists are.

Specifically, guacamole, data link, and Electra.

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Posted: September 12, 2014 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Springeraz of Nuking Politics]

Admit It, The Science Is Settled

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Posted: September 12, 2014 5:00 pm

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Posted: September 12, 2014 4:00 pm

A new letter from the Transportation Security Administration admits that illegal aliens were being allowed to board planes without an ID.

That’s terrible! What do they think this is? A voting booth?

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Posted: September 12, 2014 2:00 pm

“If you want somebody who knows how to get the job done, no matter the mission, hire a veteran.” -President Obama at #ALConvention

@BarackObama

“Translation – you should’ve voted McCain in 2008, suckers!”

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Posted: September 12, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The most intriguing feature of the new Apple Watch…

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Posted: September 12, 2014 9:21 am

“I want to assure you that the organization called ‘Islamic State Made By Islamic People Who Are Really Islamic’ is not Islamic.”

Here’s an idea: We donate to ISIS a bunch of planes to make it easier to kill them from the air.

Does every time our country shoot and bomb people, we have to put a label on it? #NotAWar

A newspaper needs to put out an all caps headline: “WARISHNESS!”

Now every time I have to pull my iPhone out of my pocket, I think of how much simpler life would be with an Apple Watch.

Hmm. Resident Evil 4 is on sale on Steam. Should I buy it for a 3rd time?

I am so itching to play it again. It’s definitely one of my top 5 games of all time.

That’s what makes the sequels so frustrating. It’s like RE4 was a weird accident and Capcom has no idea how to reproduce it.

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Posted: September 12, 2014 8:00 am

A college in Virginia changed the name of its school newspaper from “The Bullet” saying it “propagated violence”.

Man… I’m glad I don’t work for the Toledo Blade right now.

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September 11, 2014

Posted: September 11, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

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Posted: September 11, 2014 9:00 pm


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Posted: September 11, 2014 8:00 pm

Commenting on the beheading of an American journalist, the State Department said “this is not about the United States”.

True – it’s about the terrorists who need to be killed by the United States.

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Posted: September 11, 2014 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Rubes Comic Strip]

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