July 30, 2014

Posted: July 30, 2014 6:00 pm

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Obama Extends Benefits to Non-Government Workers

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Posted: July 30, 2014 5:00 pm

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Posted: July 30, 2014 4:00 pm

The Border Patrol reports that illegal immigrants are coming in with diseases “we haven’t seen in decades”.

Expect a new documentary about it, “That 70s Cough”.

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Posted: July 30, 2014 2:00 pm

“I want to make sure the next revolution in manufacturing is happening right here in America.” —President Obama #OpportunityForAll
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“I call it ‘buying Chinese’”.

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Posted: July 30, 2014 12:00 pm

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In New York City, Spiderman was arrested for…

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Posted: July 30, 2014 10:00 am

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Posted: July 30, 2014 9:00 am

WH:”GOP not mentioning it, but discussing impeachment secretly. Saw some go into room that was for men only. Prolly to discuss impeachment.”

I believe we can get Hamas to agree to a ceasefire if they are all dead.

So basically all our parents would be arrested for neglect by today’s standards.

DSCC is sending out 2 mailers:
One to Dems: “GOP thinking of impeaching Obama!”
One to Republicans: “You should think of impeaching Obama.”

2008: “Hope and change!”
2014: “Maybe I can bait the Republicans into impeaching me to halt my cratering popularity.”

Did you know that Barack HUSSEIN Obama has never specifically promised to not murder all Americans?

Can’t another Navy SEAL punch Jesse Ventura in the face to make sure the story is true?

It’s nice how Hulu lets you choose which ad experience you prefer just like Zuul let the Ghostbusters choose their destroyer.

Did you know that the Germans have fifty words for “scowl” but no word for “happy”?

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Posted: July 30, 2014 8:00 am

During a stop in Texas, President Obama said “there’s a fine line between creativity and bad judgment”.

Although in Obama’s case, it’s more of a brick wall, and guess which side he’s stuck on.

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July 29, 2014

Posted: July 29, 2014 9:00 pm


[The legend of the flying tomato]

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Posted: July 29, 2014 8:00 pm

Nancy Pelosi said that deporting illegal immigrants would be like “sending them back into a burning building”.

Nancy’s solution: let them live in the fire station.

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Posted: July 29, 2014 7:00 pm

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Posted: July 29, 2014 6:00 pm

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2012 Sorta Fresh – January

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Posted: July 29, 2014 5:00 pm

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Posted: July 29, 2014 4:00 pm

During a recent speech, President Obama said “by almost every measure, we are better off than when I took office”.

And he’s got the numbers to prove it! Except they were on a hard drive that just crashed…

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Posted: July 29, 2014 2:00 pm

“When you are in traffic congestion because of poor planning and infrastructure, that’s a cost to you.” — President Obama #RebuildAmerica
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“Shelling out to featherbed pampered construction unions is MUCH cheaper.”

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Posted: July 29, 2014 12:00 pm

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To help Democrats in the 2014 elections, Michelle Obama…

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Posted: July 29, 2014 10:00 am

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Posted: July 29, 2014 9:00 am

I know I said before that this transgender stuff about having a “female mind” has to fly in the face of feminists.

Really feels like the left should have worked harder at coming up with a coherent story before yelling “bigot” at others.

I’d love to write a movie about Rathergate with the premise the documents were real, but would need to be a comedy and involve time travel.

Could we get Israel to agree to some sort of ceasefire where Hamas gets to keep firing rockets at them?

“Let’s push the sea into the Jews.” -innovative member of Hamas who’s trying to shift the paradigm and think outside the box

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Posted: July 29, 2014 8:00 am

The Selective Service System mistakenly sent notices to more than 14,000 Pennsylvania men born between 1893 and 1897, ordering them to register for the nation’s military draft.

Don’t worry, I’m sure the government won’t bungle record-keeping like that when it’s in charge of your health care.

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July 28, 2014

Posted: July 28, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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