Cartoon of the Day – Obamacare


[Chip Bok – GoComics]

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The Illustrated Frank J: They’re Like the 12th Armored Nerf Division

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This Is What Happens When a Grown Man Plays With a Kid’s Toy/Aboriginal Hunting Weapon

I echo the senitments of the post author at Neatorama: “We might not know exactly how intricate these tricks are, but the crowd is full of yoyo experts and fans, and listen to how impressed they are!”

But I’ll admit I’m sometimes puzzled by how the tricks they roar the loudest at aren’t the ones that impress me most.

Still, there is something kinda awesome about having an American win a European yo-yo contest by doing tricks to the second most American song next to The Star Spangled Banner.

[EYYC 2017 1A Open Final 1st Evan Nagao] (Viewer #86,809)

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Have They Investigated That Sketchy Pet Shop in Ipswitch?

In Florida, police are looking for a man who stole a car with nine baby parrots still in the backseat.

One of the few times in my life when I’m hoping a news story WON’T have a Monty Python reference.

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Sense of Proportion Restored

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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OK, But the Stellar Brightness Magnitude Numbering System STILL Doesn’t Make Any Sense to Me

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

Why Can’t We See Stars During the Day?

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That’s Nice, But I Bet You Can Get It Cheaper at Amazon

A Florida WalMart manager reported finding a 5-foot dead shark in a shopping cart in the store’s parking lot.

My guess: publicity stunt for Sharknado 5

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Not Just Hashtag Diplomacy: Twitter Solves Terrorism Problem!

Are these scalp-breathing, smelt-chomping terrorists too extreme for Twitter?

Twitter said it has suspended more than half a million accounts as the company steps up efforts to tackle “extremism” on its microblogging platform.

Terrorists, obviously, will be hardest hit – especially Extreme ISIS, Extreme Al Qaeda, and other organizations dumb enough to put the word “Extreme” in their names – but rounding out the top ten will be innocent bystanders like:

* Washed-up 80’s glam-rock bands, (and nostalgic 40-somethings tweeting about their prom themes).

* Icelandic tourism

* Liquid-cooled gaming motherboards

* hair strengthening products

* Railroad Grade pizza

* Alternative explanations of back-relaxation in ionic polymer metal composites

* Recreational heavy construction equipment operation

* High-performance, all-terrain, water-resistant, portable, solid-state hard drives

and, of course, any organization dedicated to making it easier for normal people to be able to kill the terrorists that Twitter censorship somehow, incomprehensibly, doesn’t manage to stop.

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Straight Line of the Day: The One Must-Have Provision That Should Be in the Republican Health Care Bill…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The one must-have provision that should be in the Republican health care bill…

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Watch for a Cameo by Shia LaBeouf

North Korea’s Kim Jong-un has released a propaganda video showing a US aircraft carrier being blown up and a bomber shot down in flames.

This is terrible! Not only do they have nuclear weapons, now it looks like they’ve mastered Bayhem, as well.

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Cartoon of the Day – FBI


[Dana Summers – GoComics]

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The Illustrated Frank J: I Felt the Same Way When Gopher Was Elected

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I Can’t Decide if the Characters Are Cute or Creepy, But I Understand Relativity a Little Better Now

[Maxwell the Demon – 02 “Relativity in 500 words”] (Viewer #28,545)

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Flashing a Wallet Full of 100s Also Helps

Scientists have discovered that altering someone’s brain chemistry can affect how that person makes decisions.

Uh huh. I think non-scientists call it “buying her a drink”.

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How to Make Trump’s First State of the Union Worth Watching

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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