October 17, 2014

Posted: October 17, 2014 2:00 pm

“It is the American people who have made the progress of the last six years possible.” —President Obama #AmericaLeads

@BarackObama

“Making more progress: ‘undocumented immigrants’ dodging deportation.”

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Posted: October 17, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Now on the White House’s list of things that reporters aren’t allowed to mention…

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Posted: October 17, 2014 10:09 am

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “After Being Told the City’s Rat Population Was on the Rise, NYC’s Mayor…

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Posted: October 17, 2014 9:52 am

Wouldn’t maybe a better option than freezing eggs would be giving women more opportunities to start a career later in life?

So the Bush administration lied about Saddam not having WMDs? Did not see that coming.

“I saw an episode of Matlock in a bar last night. The sound was down, but I think I got the gist of it.” -Ezra Klein’s legal credentials

I guess uncredited Simpsons quotes can be construed as plagiarism, but I just assume everyone knows it’s from The Simpsons. It’s like can you plagiarize famous lines from Shakespeare?

According to Apple, they’ve sold 10,000 iPads per every person who says they don’t get the point of an iPad.

I have a 32GB gen 3 iPad. Think it’s time for an upgrade. 4 y.o. daughter can get my iPad 3. Dumb baby can get my iPad 1.

Know what the baby calls the iPad? “Pie.” How do you get from “iPad” to “Pie”? That’s why he’s not allowed to use it.

I’m standing there playing Infinity Blade and he’s all “Pie! Pie! Pie!” Hey, I’m not letting you have my iPad, kid. Go rattle something.

If gender is a choice, doesn’t that make sexism okay since you’re just criticizing someone’s choice?

I think the reason President Obama sometimes appears to be aloof is that he doesn’t care whether any of us lives or dies.

In fairness, no matter what sort job Obama does as president, he gets paid the same, so what would be his motivation?

This is a review that makes me feel good.

Ezra Klein is either an idiot or a super genius at trolling for attention.

Charlie Crist is very sensitive to heat as he is 40% wax.

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Posted: October 17, 2014 8:00 am

In a televised speech, Argentina’s president claimed that the USA is behind a plot to assassinate her.

Well, the fact that she’s still alive DOES point to this being an Obama project.

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Posted: October 17, 2014 7:30 am

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[Jerry Holbert - GoComics]

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October 16, 2014

Posted: October 16, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

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Posted: October 16, 2014 9:00 pm


[Chainsaw vs. 5 Beers at once!] (Viewer #48,813)

UPDATE: The original video was deleted, but I found another version of the same video.

You can’t stop the signal…

UPDATE: OK, you CAN stop the signal… BUT… I found the original version of the video, so this one will actually work and stay around for a while.

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Posted: October 16, 2014 8:00 pm

On MSNBC, Chris Matthews criticized President Obama for being “intellectually lazy”.

Then moved on to quoting a government-funded study proving global warming.

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Posted: October 16, 2014 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Rubes Comic Strip]

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Posted: October 16, 2014 6:00 pm

(Submitted by CrabbyOldBat via The Matt Walsh Blog [High Praise!])

I’ll check my white male privilege right after you check your arrogant liberal assumptions

[Think you have a link that's IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Posted: October 16, 2014 5:00 pm

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Posted: October 16, 2014 4:00 pm

In a fundraising letter, Michelle Obama warned that control of the Senate and the potential Republican impeachment of her husband rests on just “a few hundred votes”.

Say, isn’t that about how many Tea Partiers got audited?

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Posted: October 16, 2014 2:00 pm

Retweet if you believe our economy should grow from the middle out, not the top down. #AmericaLeads

@BarackObama

“And PM me if you have any idea what the heck that even means, because *I* sure don’t. What grows from the middle out? A tumor? Man… who writes this stuff?”

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Posted: October 16, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

After being told the city’s rat population was on the rise, NYC’s Mayor…

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Posted: October 16, 2014 10:04 am

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “The CDC’s New Slogan: “Think Ebola”. Blah. What’s a Better Catchphrase for the War on Ebola?

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Posted: October 16, 2014 9:11 am

Bigotry grows in whoever doesn’t get his views challenged, and the left want nothing more than to keep people from challenging their views.

The left have lost the ability to work within a liberal society. They no longer debate ideas and instead just try to shut up other side.

If you need a screenwriter for the Aquaman movie, I’m good at writing fish dialogue.

Can’t we infect ISIS with Ebola and take care of two birds with one stone?

So basically when we need the government to be effective it’s still only as good as when we’re not paying attention to it.

With all the panic over a few cases of Ebola in the U.S., can you imagine what it’s like in Africa where thousands are dead?

Operation Ugh, I Don’t Wanna Be Here

If you vote for Charlie Crist, you lose the right to ever criticize politicians for being phonies forever.

I’m excited for the DC Comics movies about Batman, Superman, and… um… the others.

I want a dark, gritty Aquaman movie. That will be hilarious.

BREAKING: Cory Gardner was not particularly memorable as a high school football player. Must credit Deadspin.

“Get one of the interns to google whether Ebola is infectious.” -CDC

So we assumed that when a crisis is going on, the government suddenly starts doing better than government-quality work?

Half the country could die from Ebola, and all that would happen is someone in the CDC will be forced to take 2 weeks paid leave.

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Posted: October 16, 2014 8:00 am

In Ohio, police boarded a school bus and seized two toy cap guns from a 6-year-old boy who was pointing them at other children.

Could’ve been worse. At least he wasn’t nibbling Pop-Tarts at people.

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Posted: October 16, 2014 7:00 am

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October 15, 2014

Posted: October 15, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Hope n' Change Cartoons]

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I had no idea Barack was married to Sarah Michelle Gellar.

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