December 17, 2014

Posted: December 17, 2014 8:12 am

Obviously Jeb more qualified to be president than Hillary. He has two former presidents in his immediate family while Hillary only has one.

Can I just write a check out to “Not Jeb”?

I’m joking. I’d rather burn my money than willingly give it to a politician. At least I’d get warmth out of that deal.

Reminder: I’m now old enough to be president. If elected, I’ll just quietly cash my check each week and leave you all alone.

Would anyone mind if the State of the Union Address was just a single tweet?

My measure of being a successful president would be most people not being able to identify me.

Don’t worry: The government has a national Bush reserve for if we’re ever threatened of running out of Bushes to run for president.

A good slogan for Jeb in the primaries would be “Resign to your fate.”

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Posted: December 17, 2014 8:00 am

A new report shows that Iran never halted its clandestine nuclear weapons program and is only negotiating to buy time to make progress on it.

Last time a stall stank this bad, Hercules rerouted the River Alpheus through it.

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December 16, 2014

Posted: December 16, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

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Posted: December 16, 2014 9:00 pm


[Two Ultra Fast Robots Pick & Place Batteries to Form Group Patterns – FANUC America] (Viewer #25,523)

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Posted: December 16, 2014 8:00 pm

President Obama released 5 more Gitmo detainees despite reports that many released terrorists re-join Al Qaeda.

If he’s going to release them, how about at least doing it from an airplane at 10,000 feet – parachute optional.

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Posted: December 16, 2014 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Chow.com]

An apple fritter inside a custard-filled donut, glazed with chocolate and covered with sprinkles.

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Posted: December 16, 2014 6:00 pm

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2011 Sort’a Fresh – May & June (Plus a Few Extra Goodies)

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Posted: December 16, 2014 4:00 pm

Hillary Clinton said “we just need to get back into that can-do, problem-solving spirit that the Roosevelts exemplified”.

So… is she planning to pack the Supreme Court or invade France?

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Posted: December 16, 2014 2:00 pm

Make sure everyone in your life who needs it knows the health care marketplace is open again: http://ofa.bo/p1sm #GetCovered

@BarackObama

“Say… remember back when you could buy insurance at any time of year? Good times, good times…”

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Posted: December 16, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Desperate for ratings, MSNBC will expand its broadcast lineup to include…

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Posted: December 16, 2014 8:00 am

A new report shows that the average price for a pound of ground beef climbed to another record high.

Only one fix for that: Obamaburger!

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Posted: December 16, 2014 7:00 am

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December 15, 2014

Posted: December 15, 2014 10:00 pm

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Posted: December 15, 2014 9:00 pm

WARNING: This is… boring… and only valuable as a historical curiosity:


[Star Wars: Teaser Trailer] (Viewer #968,611)

Compare to “Hardware Wars

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Posted: December 15, 2014 8:00 pm

On MSNBC, a New York Times reporter said that health insurance is “weird and complicated”, so “a free market doesn’t work very well”.

Sure. And all you need to fix it is more of the government regulations that made it weird and complicated in the first place.

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Posted: December 15, 2014 7:00 pm

(Inspired by a conversation with Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])

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Posted: December 15, 2014 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to The Daily Currant]

Protesters Burn Down Dunkin’ Donuts In Response To Police Brutality

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Posted: December 15, 2014 5:00 pm

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Posted: December 15, 2014 4:00 pm

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio said the Democrats’ 2016 nominee “should be willing to challenge wealthy and powerful interests”.

For example: challenging them to give more at political fundraisers.

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Posted: December 15, 2014 2:00 pm

Check this off your to-do list: Find quality, affordable health care. http://ofa.bo/c1jk #GetCovered

@BarackObama

“Seriously, just take it off the list, because it’s not gonna happen under Obamacare.”

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