This Might Work Better Than Horn-Honking, But That Would Ruin All My Fun

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Exit question – will self-driving cars have horns?

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You Wouldn’t Expect John Kerry’s Daughter to Do That

A new report shows that more than $9 million of Department of State money has been funneled through the Peace Corps to a nonprofit foundation started and run by Secretary of State John Kerry’s daughter.

That’s just weird. I thought when a Kerry needed money they just married a rich widow (which she can do, too – thanks SCOTUS!)

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Unless That Bow Tie Is Made of Chainmail, It’s Not Gonna Help You

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Link of the Day: If I Keep Talking About Hillary’s Health, I Might Need This

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12 Secrets of the Witness Protection Program

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The Biggest Difference, Besides the Body Count

Hillary Clinton slimed Donald Trump, claiming “he built his campaign largely on prejudice and paranoia and gave a national platform to hateful views and voices.”

Uh huh. And yet still he’s never had to wipe a single server.

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Obama Warned Us – Truth Team

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“Sorry, typo. Forgot the ‘or'”

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Straight Line of the Day: The Most Memorable Line from President Obama’s Final Speech at the UN…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The most memorable line from President Obama’s final speech at the UN

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Hillary’s Rough Ride

Donald Trump mocked Hillary for avoiding the campain trail, tweeting “Hillary Clinton is taking the day off again, she needs the rest. Sleep well Hillary”

Yes, poor thing. I hear her pneumonia’s been keeping her up til 3am.

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Cartoon of the Day – Trick

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[A.F. Branco]

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The Illustrated Frank J: Everyone’s Thought It, I’m Just Asking It

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Best Part About This Sport? Nobody Kneels During the Anthem

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And If We Cut the Goose Open, We Can Grab ALL the Golden Eggs!

The EU is drafting plans for a common corporate tax base and a European blacklist for tax havens.

That’s perfect. If you’re investing heavily in companies that specialize in moving corporations overseas.

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It’s Easier for Michelle to Tell Our Kids What to Eat When She Doesn’t Have to Worry About Hers

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Link of the Day: Satire – Obama Vows to Increase Unemployment to Curb Workplace Violence

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Obama vows to increase unemployment to curb workplace violence!!

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How to Hear the Phrase “Please Waterboard Me”

Federal convicts told a judge they were forced to watch Hillary Clinton’s convention speech but said the prison imposed a blackout on Donald Trump’s speech.

Great. Here comes another 8th amendment lawsuit.

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