September 15, 2014

Posted: September 15, 2014 4:00 pm

A new poll shows that 34% of Mexicans would like to move to the USA.

I’m guessing the other 66% already have.

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Posted: September 15, 2014 2:00 pm

It’s the best coverage Jim ever had and it came just in time: http://ofa.bo/f0l0 #ThisIsWhy

@BarackObama

“It’s similar to the awesome coverage Joe, Tim, Larry, and Steve once had, but which they can no longer afford.”

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Posted: September 15, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A new poll shows President Obama is losing popularity among women because…

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Posted: September 15, 2014 11:00 am

New Crowder video where he explores exactly what is moderate Islam compared to ISIS:

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Posted: September 15, 2014 10:00 am

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[Glenn McCoy - GoComics]

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Posted: September 15, 2014 9:08 am

Main things ruining all of President Obama’s plans:
1. Individual liberty
2. The Constitution
3. Biden getting chocolate on everything

It was nice how Peter raised Tabitha from the dead, but couldn’t he have also gotten people to stop calling her “Dorcas.”

When the U.S. tries giving peace a chance, we get really restless within a couple weeks.

It’s cute when little kids say they want to be president one day and then draw out Iraq invasion plans in crayon.

I once was in a drunken brawl with Sarah Palin, but I didn’t mention it because she beat me up pretty bad.

Called me a “moose sympathizer” and suddenly she was this hurricane of fists and elbows.

I didn’t mention it because I was kinda embarrassed and I just thought it was a common occurrence when visiting Alaska.

Playing “Mark of the Ninja.” I was hoping the protagonist in it would be named Mark so the title would have a double meaning.

If you’re acting like it’s weird Sarah Palin suplexed a guy into a table, then you obviously haven’t been in very many drunken brawls.

“I should have said, ‘The jerk store called; they’re running out of you!'” I uttered hours later when I awoke in the burn ward.

Actually, I think if you made a gun’s trigger out of a strand of hair, it would be pretty much impossible to fire.

This gas pump needs to update its drawing of a cellphone. Whoops; took the picture with my cellphone.

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Posted: September 15, 2014 8:00 am

Venezuela’s food shortage is so bad the country is mandating that people scan their fingerprints at grocery stores in order to keep people from buying too much food.

Which might help… if the shortages were caused by too much food-buying instead of too much socialism.

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September 14, 2014

Posted: September 14, 2014 10:00 pm


[What Color Is A Mirror?] (Viewer #10,348,282)

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Posted: September 14, 2014 8:00 pm

A new poll shows that 52% are glad that Obama won instead of Hillary in 2008.

Nearly a toss-up. Kinda like asking if you want your house to burn from the roof down or the basement up.

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Posted: September 14, 2014 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal]

Technicality Club

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Posted: September 14, 2014 3:00 pm

I’m a little light on submissions this week, so I’ll delay the round-up until next week.

To tide you over, here’s the closing scene of Star Wars IV, without the John Williams music.

It’s… REALLY awkward… I couldn’t sit through it without squirming.


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For the record, while in the Navy, I was – from time to time – forced to stand at attention for awards ceremonies. But at least at those, there was more decorum, less smirking, and somebody at least said SOMETHING.

I can’t begin to imagine the Rebel soldiers’ discomfort level at this thing.

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Posted: September 14, 2014 12:00 pm

Some scientists now say that subsurface ocean warming explains why global average air temperatures have flatlined since 1999.

Yes, must be all those fish driving SUVs.

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Posted: September 14, 2014 8:00 am

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

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Posted: September 14, 2014 6:00 am

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Happy birthday to a great American, our very own Harvey.

He’s been a great friend and influence to many of us, and we do appreciate him. We really do.

I know, you kinda expected me to make jokes about his age or something, but the truth of the matter is, he’s a great fellow. And we wish him well. Besides, it’s not nice to make fun of old people.

Leave your birthday wishes here, if you like. Be nice. Or naughty. Harvey really appreciates naughty.

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September 13, 2014

Posted: September 13, 2014 10:00 pm


[SCIENCE! What is the Rarest Precious Metal?] (Viewer #4,613,538)

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Posted: September 13, 2014 8:00 pm

A new report claims that scientists have discovered traces of marine life living on the exterior of the International Space Station.

Great. Probably declare the place a “protected wetland” and kick out all the astronauts.

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Posted: September 13, 2014 6:00 pm

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These 12 Words and Phrases Are Apparently Sexist Now

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Posted: September 13, 2014 3:00 pm

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[I'm A Denier] (Viewer #103,543)

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Posted: September 13, 2014 12:00 pm

A new report shows there’s no end in sight for the current global warming “pause”.

Guess we need a government program to restart it so we can keep all our government programs to fight it.

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Posted: September 13, 2014 8:00 am

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This cartoons from back in 2009, but it’s still true – he’s never signed a single piece of legislation that’s personally inconvenienced himself or his family.

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