Hillary’s Rough Ride

Donald Trump mocked Hillary for avoiding the campain trail, tweeting “Hillary Clinton is taking the day off again, she needs the rest. Sleep well Hillary”

Yes, poor thing. I hear her pneumonia’s been keeping her up til 3am.

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Cartoon of the Day – Trick

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[A.F. Branco]

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The Illustrated Frank J: Everyone’s Thought It, I’m Just Asking It

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Best Part About This Sport? Nobody Kneels During the Anthem

[ping pong carnival] (Viewer #90,257)

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And If We Cut the Goose Open, We Can Grab ALL the Golden Eggs!

The EU is drafting plans for a common corporate tax base and a European blacklist for tax havens.

That’s perfect. If you’re investing heavily in companies that specialize in moving corporations overseas.

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It’s Easier for Michelle to Tell Our Kids What to Eat When She Doesn’t Have to Worry About Hers

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: Satire – Obama Vows to Increase Unemployment to Curb Workplace Violence

[High Praise! to SatireWorld]

Obama vows to increase unemployment to curb workplace violence!!

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

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How to Hear the Phrase “Please Waterboard Me”

Federal convicts told a judge they were forced to watch Hillary Clinton’s convention speech but said the prison imposed a blackout on Donald Trump’s speech.

Great. Here comes another 8th amendment lawsuit.

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Obama Warned Us – Short-Handed SCOTUS

We can’t afford to have a Supreme Court that’s short-handed
@BarackObama

“Yeah, I know that’s what FDR said, but this is completely different. Except for the part where I pack the court full of my picks so that I can keep my agenda alive.”

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Straight Line of the Day: Now in the Running to Be the UN’s New Secretary General…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Now in the running to be the UN’s new Secretary General

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I Can’t Believe Obama Didn’t Insist It Be Solar-Powered

The US Navy has a new $4 billion stealth destroyer that shows up on enemy radar as a fishing boat.

Great. How’s it supposed to hide now that Obama’s banned fishing?

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Cartoon of the Day – Clown

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[Bob Gorrell – GoComics]

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The Illustrated Frank J: When You Put It That Way, What IS All This Fuss Over Hillary?

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WD-40 Will Not Clean Your Shirt

[25 Parenting Life Hacks – mental_floss List Show Ep. 435] (Viewer #207,955)

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This Would Explain the Urgent Push for $15 an Hour Jobs at McDonald’s

University of Iowa now allows students to get a bachelor’s degree in Social Justice.

Thus finally ending Underwater Basket Weaving‘s long ride as #1 most useless degree.

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