Link of the Day: Satire – New-Look Democrats Introduce Racist Platform

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New-Look Democrats Introduce Racist Platform

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Where Can I Donate to Help Hillary Get the Justice She Deserves?

A group of computer scientists and election lawyers are working to convince Hillary Clinton’s campaign that she should challenge the results of the election.

For selfish reasons, I fully support a recount: the only thing better than watching Hillary lose is watching her lose twice.

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Obama Warned Us – Helping Working Families

Strong policies that help working families get ahead are good for our economy.
@BarackObama

“Just glad I never passed one”

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Straight Line of the Day: New Research Shows That the Romans Had to Battle Malaria. But What Finally Toppled the Roman Empire Was…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

New research shows that the Romans had to battle malaria. But what finally toppled the Roman Empire was…

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Random Thoughts: Taiwan Talking

Buzzfeed is always on the search for worst bigots than themselves and always failing.

To a crying baby, daddy is the “Is Pepsi okay?” of parents.

We need to keep our country’s Constitution strong to help with saving throws.

Anyone want to start a party based around classical liberalism and free markets? Warning: It’s probably not going to be very popular.

With daughter collecting superheroes, realized there’s few good super heroines, especially ones who arent just girl versions of male heroes.
I guess there’s Jessica Jones, but I don’t want my daughter emulating her.

Now Trump knows if his phone rings and the caller id says “Taiwan” he’s supposed to do the smart person thing and flush it down the toilet.

Got a new PC (a Surface Pro 4). Now to use that dedicated Chrome bootstrapping program, Internet Explorer.

We tried smart people who play by the rules, and they all failed horribly. Now it’s time for a dumb person who doesn’t play by the rules!

Technology is taking our jahbs!

I barely made it through the election. I honestly have no idea how we last four years of constantly talking about Trump.
And seeing the opposition, it’s probably going to be eight.

Would Amazon like it if someone made a robot that constantly innovates ways to make people’s lives better? Then they’d all lose their jobs.

So is there anyway in Windows 10 to make it when you adjust volume there isn’t this giant thing that pops up taking up half the screen?

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I Always Told My Parents This, But They Never Listened

A Japanese scientist has discovered that consuming ice cream for breakfast improves a person’s alertness and mental performance.

Even better news: until Trump repeals Obamacare, it’s mandatory and government-funded (sprinkles extra).

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Cartoon of the Day – Talking

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[Dana Summers]

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The Illustrated Frank J: If Only More People Had Known Who Hillary REALLY Was

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Epic Rap Battle of Manliness

[https://youtu.be/_EzDRpkfaO4] (Viewer #18,701,240)

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Hillary Deserves the Cell Next to Blago

Donald Trump is reversing his campaign promise to prosecute Hillary and now says that he will NOT pursue charges against her.

That’s fine. Time for some national healing anyway. But could we at least strand her on an island with a cache of rum, a pistol, and one shot?

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Can’t Stop Dancing On Castro’s Grave

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Link of the Day: Satire – Pending “Fake News” Crackdown Will Affect CNN-MSNBC-ABC-NBC Says Confidential Sources

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Pending ‘Fake News’ Crackdown Will Affect CNN-MSNBC-ABC-NBC Says Confidential Sources

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Surprisingly Hard to Find the Full Text of This on the Internet

Newsweek revealed that they never actually read the contents of their now-infamous “Madam President” commemorative issue.

So… very much like a normal issue, since no one else in the country read it either.

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Obama Warned Us – Fair Health Care

Women, the sick, survivors – they all deserve fair treatment in our health care system. #Obamacare
@BarackObama

“Healthy, young, productive – you get to pay for it all”

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Will You Be Surprised By This Story Out of Cuba?

In Cuba, the jeep carrying Fidel Castro’s ashes broke down on the way to the cemetery.

I find that hard to believe. Cuba had a jeep that ran?

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