April 28, 2015

Posted: April 28, 2015 8:00 pm

President Obama’s Surgeon General Vivek Murthy gave a talk on “how climate change impacts public health”.

I’m gonna say mostly in the form of headaches caused by these clowns continually yammering about it.

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Posted: April 28, 2015 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Posted: April 28, 2015 6:00 pm

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Obama Just Learning of Existence of This Mysterious “Hillary Clinton” From the News!

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Posted: April 28, 2015 4:00 pm

President Obama commented that Iran’s title of Supreme Leader was “more clear cut than President”.

What… is Obama sad he doesn’t share a job title with a Taco Bell burrito, too?

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Posted: April 28, 2015 2:00 pm

“We can’t surrender to the future – because we are meant to win the future.” -President Obama http://ofa.bo/g4nz #LeadOnTrade

@BarackObama

“But don’t worry… I promise I’ll find SOMEONE to surrender to”.

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Posted: April 28, 2015 12:00 pm

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The most awkward moment at the White House Correspondents Dinner

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Posted: April 28, 2015 8:00 am

A new study shows that states with high taxes have negative population growth rates.

Well, you know what they say: when you’re fleecing a sheep, it’s best to stop when you hit bone

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Posted: April 28, 2015 7:00 am

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April 27, 2015

Posted: April 27, 2015 10:00 pm

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Posted: April 27, 2015 9:00 pm


[What Keeps Nuclear Weapons from Proliferating: The hardest step in making a nuclear bomb] (Viewer #347,049)

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Posted: April 27, 2015 8:00 pm

The Secret Service had to scramble after an unidentified 4-year-old managed to climb under a White House fence.

They should put the TSA on the job. They’d never let a toddler get by them without a patdown.

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Posted: April 27, 2015 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Posted: April 27, 2015 6:00 pm

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Obama to Allow Illegal Aliens to Literally Ride Into U.S. on Giant Conveyor Belts

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Posted: April 27, 2015 5:00 pm

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Posted: April 27, 2015 4:00 pm

President Obama described the nuclear deal with Iran as “our best bet”.

Obama’s telling us what our best bet is? Did you SEE his NCAA bracket?

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Posted: April 27, 2015 2:00 pm

“It’s the end of discrimination against the sick in America.” —President Obama on how we’re #BetterWithObamacare.

@BarackObama

“…and the beginning of bankruptcy for the insurance companies I’m forcing to eat the cost of taking care of them”.

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Posted: April 27, 2015 12:00 pm

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A new poll shows that a majority of voters think that Hillary Clinton…

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Posted: April 27, 2015 11:00 am

A new EconPop from Emergent Order, this one on the movie The Shawshank Redemption and supply and demand:

Enjoy!

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Posted: April 27, 2015 8:00 am

Commenting on the poor turnout at Hillary’s first Iowa rally, the host of the event said “that’s not her greatest strength”.

Of course not. That would be her uncanny skills at hard drive cleaning.

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Posted: April 27, 2015 7:52 am

I have a special ring which shows I’m a member of the patriarchy. Or maybe it’s just my wedding ring.

The Republican who can beat Hillary is whichever one can successfully summon a Patronus.

Why are we acting like it’s bad Harry Reid was beaten up by the mob. Would we rather he was good friends with the mob?

How many more decades of this until we admit the War on Stars has failed?

His hair isn’t gray because Wookies live for centuries, people! How do you not know this? What do they teach in schools?

Is my novel better than Star Wars? Well, it’s at least better than the Star Wars novelizations. Of which I only read The Phantom Menace.

With these Star Wars sequels, will we finally get the answer about what ultimately happened to Jar Jar Binks?

Actually, I am legitimately curious in what happened to Naboo after everything. Maybe they used it for beta testing the Death Star.

“They elect teenage girls as queens? That’s stupid. Warm up the Death Star lasers.”

You think midichlorians are going to get mentioned in the new Star Wars movies, or are we all on board with pretending that never happened?

“The Force is strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. My sister has it. Anyone who bought midichorlian supplements at GNC has it.”

“I’m the good guy, Anakin. I’m the one who cares and can help save your wife. Now force choke this puppy to prove your loyalty.”
“Okay.”

Great, all this new Star Wars trailer is doing is reminding me how awful the prequels were.

Having watched the leaked trailer, I was surprised to find myself instantly siding with Ben Affleck Batman over that stuck up Superman.

We need some government PSAs about not taking video in portrait mode.

I’ll never forget where I was when Kennedy was shot: In the grassy knoll framing Lee Harvey Oswald.

The two things people despise the most these days are racism and white people.

Smart, self-driving vehicles used to be the most common mode of transportation, but people got tired of stepping in horse poop.

Wow. Five 12 hour days of shooting was pretty tiring. Can’t imagine what it’s like doing a feature. Well, one day…

My 4yo daughter had her first tee-ball game today. I lost count of the unforced errors.

Billy Joel is right: We didn’t start the fire. Other people did all that stuff in his song. This is all their fault.

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