November 19, 2014

Posted: November 19, 2014 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

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Posted: November 19, 2014 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to 4of7 of Little Worlds]

2011 Kind’a Fresh – March

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Posted: November 19, 2014 4:00 pm

Legatum Institute’s 2014 Prosperity Index ranked Norway as the most prosperous country in the world

We should study them and learn their secrets. For example, I notice Obama’s not their President…

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Posted: November 19, 2014 2:00 pm

Now’s your chance to get covered. The health care marketplace is now open again for all Americans: http://ofa.bo/h1cg #ReadySetEnroll

@BarackObama

“Oops! Wait, no… sorry… server glitch… or maybe a hard drive crash. But rest assured, our best non-IRS IT people are on top of it!”

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Posted: November 19, 2014 12:35 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Obamacare Open Enrollment Started This Week. New Enrollees…

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Posted: November 19, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Industry experts now predict that the car of the future will…

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Posted: November 19, 2014 9:32 am

Here I am on Dana Loesch’s show on Blaze TV. I am awesome.

This has been a very tiring, exciting time for me with the move, starting a new job as a full-time writer at Emergent Order, my book release, and now my first in studio TV appearance — one in which I wasn’t an awkward, stuttering mess. Anyway, thank you, blog readers, for all your support.

Now buy and review my book.

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Posted: November 19, 2014 8:00 am

Voters in Oregon shot down a referendum that would have granted driver’s licenses to illegal immigrants.

Kinda harsh. Should’ve let them have it, but with the restriction that they can only drive south.

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Posted: November 19, 2014 7:00 am

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November 18, 2014

Posted: November 18, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

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Posted: November 18, 2014 9:00 pm


[Studio C - Worst Doctor Ever] (Viewer #322,865)

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Posted: November 18, 2014 8:00 pm

Voters in ultra-liberal Berkeley, CA passed America’s first tax on sugary soda.

And no doubt celebrated at Starbucks afterward with a double-sweet latte.

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Posted: November 18, 2014 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Gang Aft Agley]

Honestly, I think Hans (NSFW) may have less contempt for Americans than Jonathan.

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Posted: November 18, 2014 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to The Duffel Blog]

Marines Arrive In Liberia To Gather Blankets For Syrian Rebels

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Posted: November 18, 2014 4:00 pm

In Philadelphia, President Obama responded to being heckled by saying “folks get frustrated and they want to yell at everybody”.

Yes, why can’t they just order nice, quiet audits like Obama does?

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Posted: November 18, 2014 2:00 pm

DYK: Raising the minimum wage would lift nearly a million people out of poverty. Let’s get it done: http://ofa.bo/h1FQ #RaiseTheWage

@BarackObama

“And put about as many on unemployment. Free money!”

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Posted: November 18, 2014 12:35 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Add It to the List: Global Warming Is Now Being Cited As the Cause of…

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Posted: November 18, 2014 12:00 pm

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Obamacare open enrollment started this week. New enrollees…

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Posted: November 18, 2014 9:31 am

Still working on promoting Punch Your Inner Hippie. I have a few more radio appearances, such as the Michael Medved show on Friday. Also, I hope to have a clip of my appearance on Dana on Blaze TV soon. I don’t know if you saw it, but I was awesome. Watching it, I don’t understand how I’m not a movie star yet.

Anyway, Moe Lane from RedState has up an interview with me. And at PJ Media, they have up an excerpt of the book talking about Bob punching a gorilla and the scientific explanation of why punching hippies makes them less annoying.

And if you’ve finished reading the book, please do me a solid and write an online review. If we’re going to turn this country around, we need to spread the word about my book. We have to defeat as many inner hippies as possible.

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Posted: November 18, 2014 8:00 am

Now on exhibit in a Russian art gallery – a painting of Vladimir Putin spanking Barack Obama.

Which, sadly, is less humiliating that what Putin’s actually done.

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