August 19, 2014

Posted: August 19, 2014 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to 4of7 of Little Worlds]

2012 Sorta Fresh – March

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Posted: August 19, 2014 5:00 pm

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Posted: August 19, 2014 4:00 pm

The DoJ is suing the Pennsylvania State Police for requiring both men and women applying for entry-level trooper jobs to pass the same physical fitness tests.

So… let me make sure I’ve got this straight… the DoJ wants the tests to be separate but equal?

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Posted: August 19, 2014 2:00 pm

In the weekly address, President Obama discusses the importance of affordable higher education: http://ofa.bo/i0dF #CollegeOpportunity

@BarackObama

“College is where you learn that the government has a monopoly on the student loan industry, so please borrow generously.”

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Posted: August 19, 2014 12:00 pm

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Hillary demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas hotel. She also demanded…

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Posted: August 19, 2014 10:00 am

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[Dana Summers - GoComics]

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Posted: August 19, 2014 9:18 am

Apparently the galleys went out for my new book. Not sure to whom. If you have one, you are of the lucky few.

I’ve never smoked marijuana, but I once smelled some at a Dave Matthews concert and then immediately I wanted to punch a cop.

Is the pope using his infallibility when he says, “Kill the bastards!”?

Maybe we could solve things if we are all just angrier about how we’re sure we’re right.

As Josef Stalin said, “The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of millions is a hashtag.”

Josef Stalin never actually said anything like that death of millions quote often attributed to him. STOP SLANDERING JOSEF STALIN!

Wow, you can almost feel how painful it is for them to overcome their partisanship to have a modicum of integrity.

I’m guessing first draft ended with “Even so, he’s an icky Republican and we don’t like him. Ew.”

I’m writing a column. I haven’t done one in a while, which isn’t fair to all of you.

You all deserve to have my opinions. And I deserve to be paid for them.

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Posted: August 19, 2014 8:00 am

Democrat Congressman John Lewis said that Republicans never supported Obama, complaining that “every olive branch he extended was broken”.

Yes, over the head of any Republican who was fool enough to trust him.

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August 18, 2014

Posted: August 18, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to American Digest]

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Posted: August 18, 2014 9:00 pm

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[Tank Crushes Prius - Just The Fun] (Viewer #13,991)

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Posted: August 18, 2014 8:00 pm

A new geological theory suggests that a rain of asteroids melted the surface of the earth 4 billion years ago.

According to current global warming theory, they were hauled in by SUVs.

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Posted: August 18, 2014 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

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Posted: August 18, 2014 6:00 pm

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Falling Obama

If he gets stuck, grab him with your mouse & chuck him to the side.

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Posted: August 18, 2014 5:00 pm

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Posted: August 18, 2014 4:00 pm

Facing tougher sanctions over Ukraine, Russia said it may ban imports of chicken from the US.

Huh. I would’ve guessed they’d restart the Cold War by banning moose and squirrel.

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Posted: August 18, 2014 2:00 pm

“I want my daughters paid the same as your sons for doing the same jobs.” — President Obama #OpportunityForAll #StandWithWomen

@BarackObama

“Which is why I’ll never let them work for me.”

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Posted: August 18, 2014 12:00 pm

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The good news: robots that can cook and serve your food. The bad news:…

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Posted: August 18, 2014 10:00 am

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Posted: August 18, 2014 9:20 am

I follow A LOT of conservatives. How am I missing all the angry racists who like black kids being shot?

It’s actually pretty scary how a hateful, racist right-winger lives in every left-winger’s head.

Maybe there’s a reason the Ferguson police department waited so long to put out information, but it doesn’t seem like that was very helpful.

There are two witnesses saying Michael Brown had his hands up while being shot. That he’s a robbery suspect doesn’t put an end to this.

And even if it ends up being a textbook shooting, there are now other issues at play here with the police response afterward.

Why are libertarians silent on how big government is?

Why aren’t vegans saying anything about how they are vegans?

Why won’t Al Sharpton ever bring up the issue of race?

Why has John Kerry never mentioned he served in Vietnam?

Why don’t the Democrats ever bring up the Koch brothers?

Why is Hamas never saying anything about Israel?

If you think science is an alternative to religion, you’re pretty ignorant about the scope of either.

I could never be a spy because I have an allergy to cyanide tablets.

You can indict politicians for abuse of power? Why aren’t they all in prison?

I mean, I do assume Perry is a crook. He is a politician.

This Perry indictment/crazed, drunken DA thing is a wee bit wacky.

So are Rob Ford and Lehmberg single? Because I have a crazy idea…

Dems hate Rick Perry because he’s a Republican governor of a state with high job growth. Everything else is justification after the fact

The left hate whoever’s a threat to their political power. Charges of racism, etc are just things they come up with after hate already there.

The left lack an ideology insofar they’re simply mired in silly tribalism.

All partisans are like that, but prominent with the left since they’ve been so defensive with a Dem in the presidency.

If Magneto’s power was magnetism, he could make metal fly to or away from him. What he has is magical metal controlling powers.

If you don’t #StandWithRickPerry, it’s probably because you’re falling down drunk.

I remain optimistic that white/black, left/right we can find a way to move forward together. It’s not really America without all of us.

Watching an old Dr. Who where the Doctor ends up in a parallel universe where all the doppelgängers lack facial hair.

I’m not comfortable with the police having as much firepower as I do.

People of all races need to learn to work together to preserve the patriarchy.

Thinking earplugs are rubber bullets is a mistake any excitable four-year-old could make.

The knockout game does sound like something racists made up. Is it a real thing?

Shakespeare is crap. No one actually talks like that.

I don’t care what horrible things white people have done in the past; it’s asking too much to expect them to take Al Sharpton seriously.

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Posted: August 18, 2014 8:00 am

California Governor Jerry Brown said “climate change” will drive Mexicans north.

True. In Mexico, you can’t get government money for faking a report on global warming.

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