Link of the Day: If the Food Nazis Hate It, I Assume It’s Awesome

Via CSPI

Xtreme Eating 2016

My opinion: CSPI lies with every initial in their acronym. They’re busybodies and bullies and I wish them all a bad case of tofu-related intestinal cramps.

On the other hand, the food list makes them cry, which makes me happy.

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Can I Get a Hallelujah, Y’all?

Donald Trump said that Hillary Clinton is a bigot who panders and talks down to communities of color.

I can’t believe she’s done that… that don’t feel no ways tried.

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Obama Warned Us – Up or Down SCOTUS

Judge Garland should get a fair hearing and an up-or-down vote from the Senate. Speak out. http://ofa.bo/2aDY78a #DoYourJob
@BarackObama

“Just like I always submit clean budget bills that are completely free of sneaky pork-projects for my cronies”.

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Straight Line of the Day: Hillary’s Having a Bad Day… Now Declaring Support for Clinton…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Hillary’s having a bad day… now declaring support for Clinton…

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I’m Sure It’s Nothing She Wouldn’t Want Everyone to Hear

After a long weekend of speaking to heavy-hitting campaign donors, what Hillary said to them remains a mystery, since no journalists were allowed.

Considering the wads of cash that rolled in, I’m guessing the phrase “unless you want a Libyan ambassadorship” was involved.

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Cartoon of the Day – Bidding

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[A.F. Branco – Comically Incorrect]

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The Illustrated Frank J: Whatever the Opposite of the Titanic Is

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A Refresher Course on Believing Campaign Promises

[A Montage of Obama’s “If You Like Your Plan Keep It” Lies] (Viewer #71,150)

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We Know It’s Offensive, We Just Haven’t Decided Why, Yet

In California, an 55-foot statue of a nude woman is sparking debate in the Bay Area.

Why? Are they demanding they build a 55-foot gender-free restroom to accommodate her?

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Smithers… Release the Hounds…

(Submitted by Les of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])

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Link of the Day: Satire – Trump Drops Border Wall Talk: “We’ll Use Lasers”

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Trump Drops Border Wall Talk: “We’ll Use Lasers”

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Get a Grip, Hillary!

During recent campaign stop to someone’s home, a tottery Hillary Clinton was spotted holding on to railings, tables, and chairs for support during her visit.

Wish she were as good at holding on to state secrets.

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Obama Warned Us – The Clean Power Plan

The Clean Power Plan will cut carbon pollution from power plants by 32 percent by 2030. #ActOnClimate
@BarackObama

“Just like Jimmy Carter creating the Department of Energy cut our dependence on foreign oil! As far as you know…”

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Straight Line of the Day: At a Secret Fundraiser for Ultra-Wealthy Liberal Donors, in Exchange for a Contribution, Hillary Clinton Promised…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

At a secret fundraiser for ultra-wealthy liberal donors, in exchange for a contribution, Hillary Clinton promised…

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Community Organizing As Guilty Pleasure

A new study shows that, even if you exercise regularly, too much sitting can still be bad for your heart.

Is it bad that I’m now feeling an irresistible urge to encourage Democrats to organize sit-ins?

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