Consider the Source – Then Reject It Soundly

After the Orlando shootings, the UN Human Rights Chief said that what America needs is “robust gun regulation.”

We already have that. Our laws say we can keep and bear arms and use them on anyone who tries to take them away. Doesn’t get much more robust than that.

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Cartoon of the Day – Ban

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[Bob Gorrell – GorrellArt]

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The Illustrated Frank J: Some Will Say, “Who Is That Guy”? Most Will Answer “Who Cares? He’s Got MY Vote!”

[source]

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Still Beats What Lucas Did With the Prequels

[Fan Wars: A Star Wars Fan Film] (Viewer #7,725)

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TANSTAAFL

A new report shows that Obamacare premiums are set to skyrocket again to adjust for distortions in the insurance marketplace caused by the program.

Sure, you’re a slave, but you get the pick the color of the chains you wear. And pay for them.

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It’s Gonna Be a Long 5 Months

[High Praise! to The Daily Gouge]

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Link of the Day: The Clinton White House: The Second Amendment

[High Praise! to Keln of Nuking Politics]

The Clinton White House: The Second Amendment

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They’ll Be Back

Now circulating at Yale – a petition to remove several prominent white male poets from their English Literature courses.

No word on if they’ll be implementing the plan using Cyberdyne Systems 800 Series Model 101s

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Obama Warned Us – All of Us

“These parks belong to all of us. This planet belongs to all of us. It’s the only one we’ve got” – @POTUS in Yosemite
@BarackObama

“And I’m the only one who gets to decided how ‘all of us’ use it. Who needs ownership when you can have control for free?”

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Straight Line of the Day: Now for Sale at the Hillary 2016 Online Store…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Now for sale at the Hillary 2016 online store…

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Random Thoughts: Gun Control Won’t Stop [omitted]

Keeping a gun store from selling a person a gun is not the same as keeping a person from obtaining a gun. It’s not even close.

The absolute best gun control would only stop a handful of really dumb criminals from obtaining one of the 100s of millions of guns.

The solution to guns is to put a malicious, all powerful child in charge who can then wish all guns into the cornfield.
Kinda sounds like I’m advocating a Trump presidency.

You can be put on a list without trial and then denied rights? I don’t see how President Trump could abuse that.

The important thing with Orlando – as with any tragedy – is we get fearful and trample rights. That’s called “doing something.”

I want this country to go north, and this election I get a choice between southwest and southeast.

The left wants secret lists of suspected “terrorists.” Know who also kept secret lists?
That’s right. Santa.

You’re going to lose anyway, Trump, so make sure your VP choice is completely insane.

I think I spotted a flaw in this “stop terrorists with gun control” plan. What if the terrorist is willing to break gun laws?

The woke opinion on guns: It’s impossible to stop anyone from getting 1 of the 300 mil guns in this country and it’s playing pretend to try.

With proper measures, you can stop small children from getting access to guns. Anyone else, if they want a gun, they’re going to get one.

The best that gun control can achieve is you’ll be able to add an illegal possession of a weapon charge on top of the charges of murder.

For a country full of different cultures, religions, huge disagreements – all with 300 mil guns in the mix – we actually do pretty okay.

The silver lining of the 2016 presidential election is that no matter what I’ll get to watch someone I really dislike lose.

Our liberty makes it easy for lots of bad people to do bad things. Is that now an argument against liberty?

I don’t think Sanders’s “free AR-15s for everyone” plan is realistic.

Maybe instead of always yelling at and being mean to guns we should learn to live peacefully with them.

No one should be able to own more than two AR-15s. You only have two hands for firing, so more than that and you’re up to something.

Have we banned invisible guns yet? For all we know, they do exist and we just can’t see them.

Isn’t all this talk about guns distracting us from climate change?

BREAKING: A number of scarecrows have been arrested for straw purchases.

Did Gotham really need a Batman? Couldn’t they just enact gun/freeze ray/poison laughing gas control?

One day we’ll develop smart guns. And then they’ll take over and enact people control.

My favorite part of Father’s Day so far was giving my 3yo a “we don’t punch food” lecture after he didn’t like that his sandwich had mustard.

Sometimes I get the feeling Obama isn’t very serious about tackling omitted.

Looking at the redacted Mateen transcript, I can’t help but think “This is why we have Trump.”

leans in close to ear
“Hail [omitted].”

“We have nothing to fear except [omitted].”

And can we trust their translation of “Only gun control can stop me!” if we can’t see the original Arabic?

Politics is a big dumpster fire but at least everyone is getting united against due process.

You lost because you wanted to weaken due process for a measure that wouldn’t stop a single terrorist from getting a gun.

The AR-15 is like the pitbull of guns. It gets all the negative attention while not being fundamentally different from any of the others.

If only someone warned people that nominating Trump was a bad idea.

Don’t blame me; I’ve been making fun of Trump as an idiot since I was 12.

If you have a list of actual terrorists, why are you letting them run around just hoping no one sells them a gun?

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Hillary’s Most Prominent Character Trait

A new poll shows that 60% think Hillary Clinton is lying about having illegally mishandled classified emails.

The other 40% said they didn’t need the last 6 words to answer “yes”.

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Cartoon of the Day – Protection

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[Glenn McCoy – GoComics]

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The Illustrated Frank J: And During “Be Kind to Attacking Gorillas Week”, Too!

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Why The Clintons Never Went Away

(Submitted by Bilwick [High Praise!])

It’s from a 2001 SNL episode, but it’s still relevant today, with Hillary in the race & Roger in the news.

[NBC direct link]

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