January 27, 2015

Posted: January 27, 2015 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Right Wing Riot]

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Posted: January 27, 2015 9:00 pm


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Posted: January 27, 2015 8:00 pm

Josh Earnest said “we should have sent someone with a higher profile” to the Paris unity march.

Good call, Josh, since a snake in a wagon rut would’ve had a higher profile.

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Posted: January 27, 2015 7:00 pm

[High Praise! Springer’s Blog]

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Posted: January 27, 2015 6:00 pm

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Posted: January 27, 2015 4:00 pm

Asked what’s being done to monitor potential terrorists, Eric Holder said “we’re not stereotyping anybody”.

Except, you know, members of a group with “Patriot” in their name.

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Posted: January 27, 2015 2:00 pm

“No matter how tough times get, Americans are tougher.” —President Obama #MadeInAmerica

@BarackObama

“I plan to test this theory until failure.”

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Posted: January 27, 2015 12:00 pm

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North Korea criticized President Obama for…

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Posted: January 27, 2015 9:45 am

Despite Obama’s hissy fit about Netanyahu’s visit, Kerry has been working around the clock brainstorming ways to get Israel and Iran to empathize with each other and make nice. Here’s his list:

  • Schedule Netanyahu and Ahmadinejad for the next episode of Wife Swap.
  • Sponsor a Peter, Paul and Mary concert during a peace summit at Camp David.  Distribute hammers for audience participation. The delegation with the most men left standing after the hammer song gets their demands met.
  • Get them to agree to settle their differences with a winner-take-all sailboarding competition.
  • Invite both delegations to Theresa’s place for the annual Heinz Pork Chop Cook off.
  • Figure out how to say ‘reset’ in Hebrew and whatever language Iranians babble in.
  • Convince the Iranians that denying the Holocaust is just as bad as denying global warming.
  • Hezbollah gets custody of Jerusalem Monday through Wednesday and every other weekend.
  • Slyly let the Ayatollah in on his suspicion that Obama is the hidden imam.
  • Threaten to cut Israel’s nuclear weapons in half to see who wants them the most.
  • Get them both to just agree that both genders should be circumcised.
  • Tell them if they don’t start getting along with each other, Obama is going to get very cross.
  • Have they tried Xanax?
  • Convince the Iranians that using nuclear weapons against Israel will only produce a race of super powerful Jewish mutants.
  • Return the region to pre-1 AD borders and let Rome deal with it.
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Posted: January 27, 2015 8:00 am

Scientists announced that they may be one step closer to curing the common cold.

That’ll be great, as long as Obama doesn’t decide to bring the war on viruses to a “responsible end”, first.

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Posted: January 27, 2015 7:00 am

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January 26, 2015

Posted: January 26, 2015 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Posted: January 26, 2015 9:00 pm


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Posted: January 26, 2015 8:00 pm

Scientists say that the Mars Curiosity rover has detected evidence that life once existed on Mars.

The current theory is that it kept electing Democrat mayors and Detroited itself to death.

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Posted: January 26, 2015 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to After Math]

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Posted: January 26, 2015 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Essential Knots for the Outdoors

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Posted: January 26, 2015 5:00 pm

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Posted: January 26, 2015 4:00 pm

Newt Gingrich described Hillary Clinton as “a celebrity, like Kim Kardashian”.

Although it’s doubtful anyone ever died because Kim didn’t answer the phone.

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Posted: January 26, 2015 2:00 pm

“America’s coming back. And I’m going to be on your side every step of the way.” —President Obama #MadeInAmerica

@BarackObama

“On your side, like a remora on a shark.”

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Posted: January 26, 2015 12:00 pm

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The company that was fired for botching HealthCare.gov has now been hired by the government to…

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