October 15, 2014

Posted: October 15, 2014 8:00 pm

Former President Jimmy Carter said he would have been re-elected and beaten Ronald Reagan in 1980 if he had been more “manly” in his dealings with Iran.

And unemployment, and inflation, and interest rates…

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Posted: October 15, 2014 7:00 pm

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Posted: October 15, 2014 6:00 pm

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Coup D’état: Dennis Rodman Takes Over North Korea In Violent Overthrow

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Posted: October 15, 2014 4:00 pm

At a presser, Nancy Pelosi said of Republicans: “their days are numbered”.

Hopefully in the quadruple digits, if we’re gonna fix this mess.

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Posted: October 15, 2014 2:00 pm

“The story of America is a story of progress.” —President Obama #AmericaLeads

@BarackObama

“Sorry. ‘Was’.”

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Posted: October 15, 2014 12:00 pm

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The CDC’s new slogan: “Think Ebola“. Blah. What’s a better catchphrase for the war on Ebola?

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Posted: October 15, 2014 9:25 am

Just saw there is going to be a Comic Con in Boise this weekend. Not called Potato Con, though :(

Why do I have to fill out a W9 every time someone wants to give me money? Doesn’t the government know by now who I am and that I like money?

We might have reached the limit of how much racism can be ended by just harping on white people’s attitudes.

Really baffled by how the amount of melanin in your skin cells is supposed to affect your ability to get a photo ID.

I’m actually intrigued by the new Keanu Reeves movie where they kill his puppy and he kills everyone.

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Posted: October 15, 2014 8:00 am

The struggling New York Times says it plans to save money by eliminating 100 newsroom jobs.

Ah, the Times… where Detroit gazes to feel better about its finances.

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Posted: October 15, 2014 7:00 am

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October 14, 2014

Posted: October 14, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

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Posted: October 14, 2014 9:00 pm


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Personally, I really liked the part about Abraham Wald (3:23), because I wouldn’t have thought of the thing he thought of, and I admire people who can out-think me.

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Posted: October 14, 2014 8:00 pm

A new report shows that a man with a gun that the Secret Service did not know about rode in an elevator with President Obama.

Such incompetence! Who forgot to hang up the gun-free zone sign?

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Posted: October 14, 2014 7:00 pm

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The government wheelchair program (to make getting around easier):

1) offer wheelchairs to the public
2) realize that there isn’t enough demand because people can walk, so start a new program to break citizen’s legs
3) raise taxes by far more than the cost of the wheelchair to pay for the wheelchairs of those that can’t be taxed enough to pay for theirs
4) realize that nobody can get around because there’s not enough wheelchair ramps
5) mandate that everyone make everything wheelchair-accessible at their own expense
6) realize that there are too many wheelchairs causing congestion because wheelchairs are harder to maneuver than walking
7) create a new program to counsel people that require a lot of mobility that perhaps it would be better for everyone involved if they just stayed home and starved to death
8) remind you how lucky you are to have such a caring and compassionate government to make the world more wheelchair-accessible and how without it, you’d be stuck in a ditch with your wheels rusting off.

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Posted: October 14, 2014 6:00 pm

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2012 Sorta Fresh – September

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Posted: October 14, 2014 5:00 pm

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Posted: October 14, 2014 4:00 pm

The State Department’s Jen Psaki said “we would not agree” that militant Islam’s goal is “to dominate the world”.

I’m just surprised she didn’t turn to face Mecca before saying it.

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Posted: October 14, 2014 2:00 pm

Here’s an in-depth look at how our economy has made real progress in the last six years: http://ofa.bo/q169 #AmericaLeads

@BarackObama

“And here’s a video of a common garden snail. Notice how the latter outpaces the former.”

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Posted: October 14, 2014 1:15 pm
  • To contain the outbreak, he is secretly transporting all ebola patients to Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas…..
  • Consulting with Dustin Hoffman and Morgan Freeman, but not Rene Russo
  • Decreeing America an Ebola-Free Zone
  • Lots of healing crystals and homeopathic solutions
  • Reorganizing all affected communities
  • By executive order, Obamacare now covers Airborne®
  • Blaming Bush
  • Reassuring Americans that the ebola virus is not viral, and that 99% of global viruses do not align themselves with the goals and methods of ebola
  • Judiciously updating his anti-viral software
  • Developing a vaccine from his own superior white blood cells
  • Telling the IRS that ebola is a member of the Tea Party
  • Scolding the virus for its history of afflicting a disproportionate number of black people
  • Instituting an affirmative action and bussing program for the virus granting its carriers access to more affluent white countries, states and neighborhoods
  • Adding the virus to the Endangered Species List
  • Smacking Chris Brown upside the head for spilling the beans about the population control program
  • Reminding Americans that ebola is a poor, repressed, misunderstood virus that only hates us becuase of our foreign policy
  • Sending Joe to Africa with a dust mask, some chains and lots of confiscated and expired Robitussin
  • Cowering in his bunker with a bubble and a year’s supply of vitamin C

(Full disclosure of his efforts will be revealed after the November elections)

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Posted: October 14, 2014 12:00 pm

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In a desperate bid to boost their cratering ratings, MSNBC will hire…

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Posted: October 14, 2014 11:13 am

I’m a day late (since I took Columbus Day off), but Steven Crowder has up at his new site a column on Columbus Day. Should we not celebrate Columbus Day because Columbus slaughtered lots of people? What if those people he slaughtered also slaughtered people? Do two slaughters make a right?

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