June 25, 2015

Posted: June 25, 2015 8:00 pm

Microsoft will introduce a gigantic new 84-inch wall-mounted touchscreen “digital whiteboard” this fall.

Finally! A screen my fingers WON’T be too fat for.

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Posted: June 25, 2015 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Posted: June 25, 2015 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Springer’s Blog]

The Root Of The Problem

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Posted: June 25, 2015 4:00 pm

A Virginia woman was arrested after she was discovered to have married her female partner last year without first divorcing her husband.

Swell. How long until the call to legalize gay bigamy?

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Posted: June 25, 2015 2:00 pm

If #Obamacare is repealed, the national debt could increase by $137 billion: http://ofa.bo/j8S5

@BarackObama

“And you can take that number to the bank #$2500Savings”

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Posted: June 25, 2015 12:00 pm

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A new study shows that conservatives are better than liberals when it comes to…

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Posted: June 25, 2015 8:17 am

What is the gun control that keeps a person wanting to commit murder from getting one of the hundreds of millions of guns in this country?

I’m sorry, but saying “gun control” in response to a shooting like this make you an unserious person. There’s no logic to it.

It’s about the same as saying, “We need stricter laws against murder!”

I actually don’t see why I should care who is put on what bill. I use a debit card.

Maybe instead of repeating your same gun control arguments you should try reflecting on why most people keep rejecting them.

My 4yo beat me in her first try at Wii Bowling so I don’t feel like much of a father today :(

As soon as they know you have weakness, it’s all over.

Is anyone maintaining Stonehenge? What’s if it’s keeping sealed in an ancient evil?

I also never understood why would you want to fly a flag commemorating people who were whupped by a bunch of dandy Yankees?

New Metroid Prime!”
YAY!
“Four-player co-op.”
Nooooooooo!

Has any rapper ever tried having a normal name? “Hi, I’m Bob the rapper.” I’d give his music-like recordings a try.

They should make a Spider-man movie that reboots with a second actor halfway through.

Why would you need a Confederate flag for a Civil War reenactment? I don’t remember Captain America or Iron Man using a particular flag.

I know it’s a big controversy, but does Hillary really need to get her Confederate flag tattoo lasered off? It’s pretty faded at her age.

The Confederate flag has become a symbol of people against banning the Confederate flag.

I’ve never actually seen Gone with the Wind. I guess I missed my chance.

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Posted: June 25, 2015 8:00 am

The White House is requiring all publicly accessible federal websites to use a secure connection by Dec 31, 2016.

It’s an ambitious goal, but the Chinese can probably have them all hacked before then.

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Posted: June 25, 2015 7:00 am

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[Glenn McCoy – GoComics]

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June 24, 2015

Posted: June 24, 2015 9:00 pm


[Nao – Thriller] (Viewer #928,958)

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Posted: June 24, 2015 8:00 pm

Cautioning the Supreme Court ahead of the Obamacare decision, President Obama said “you interpret a statute based on intent”.

Oh really? Because based on intent, everyone who voted for it should be in jail.

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Posted: June 24, 2015 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Posted: June 24, 2015 6:00 pm

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“Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.” Parenting advice from Homer Simpson

I don’t know why this one amuses me so, but it does:

“Marge, don’t discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.”

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Posted: June 24, 2015 4:00 pm

Treasury Secretary Jacob Lew said that “no administration has done more for Israel’s security than this one”.

I’d agree if he were talking about Netanyahu’s.

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Posted: June 24, 2015 2:00 pm

The benefits of fighting climate change are clear—the sooner we #ActOnClimate, the better off we’ll be. http://ofa.bo/s8Vs

@BarackObama

“Just ask the people who sell defective solar panels while living off government grant money”.

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Posted: June 24, 2015 12:00 pm

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The University of California wants to ban the phrase “melting pot“. Also on the ban list…

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Posted: June 24, 2015 8:00 am

Asked about his plan for Iraq, President Obama said “the details of that are not yet worked out”.

Also struggling on the bullet points, the broad strokes, and the overarching theme, too.

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Posted: June 24, 2015 7:00 am

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[Michael Ramirez – Investor’s Business Daily]

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June 23, 2015

Posted: June 23, 2015 9:00 pm

Clipped this one because they tacked a gratuitous obscenity on at the end for a weak joke that added nothing to an otherwise great video.


[If Canadians Made A Rap Diss Video] (Viewer #815,402)

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Posted: June 23, 2015 8:00 pm

Police and volunteers in Ohio were seen beating the bushes after more than 2,000 piglets escaped from an overturned truck.

Odd. Don’t usually see people scrambling around for pork like that outside of DC.

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