Helicopters are racist
Monday, February 9th, 2009
The President bumped his head.
Yes, Barack Obama bumped his head as he entered Marine One.
It’s news, because it was news when President Gerald Ford bumped his head.
But Gerald Ford bumped his head because he was a doofus.
But, The One can’t be a doofus. Therefore, helicopters are racist.


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