It’s SarahK’s birthday! Actually, it became her birthday a couple of hours ago (as of when this post is published), but since she lives in MountaineerMusings Time Zone, her birthday comes two hours later than those of us that live in Eastern Time Zone. But, to make up for it, she gets to say “I can do what I want; it’s my birthday!” for two hours longer than us East Coast folk.
Anyway, it’s her special day, and we were wondering what Frank’s getting her for her birthday this year.
Well, he did get her something already: pregnant. I don’t think he had her birthday in mind when that happened, but I could be wrong. I haven’t asked. And ain’t going to. So, as happy as she is with carrying little Princess Buttercup, Frank still owes her a birthday present.
Still, Frank, being a guy, is just liable to slip up and not have a present ready. Yesterday was Sunday, and everyone knows that Boise closes at sundown on Saturday. So, unless he ran by the Jackson’s Foods and got her a coupon for a Blazin’ Burrito, he might be scrambling around today. So perhaps he could use some suggestions.
Some facts that might be helpful…
- SarahK shares a birthday with Samuel Colt. So anything firearms related would be great.
- She also shares a birthday with Lizzie Borden, so whatever he picks better be good.
- She and comedian Jim Norton share a birthday, so whatever it is, it better make her laugh.
- And, she shares a birthday with Queen guitarist Brian May (the really really smart one in the group), so whatever the present is, it better rock!
If you have suggestions, offer them here. Because there’s nothing Frank likes better than a bunch of people telling him what to do.