Hi there! You may know me from the Six Flags amusement parks. But today, I’m here to tell you about the new government flags program. Sounds like fun, huh?
The Obama administration and the Democratic party are looking out for your best interests. And it all begins with health care.
The administration knows what’s best. And the best thing for you is to help push the health care bill through the Congress.
But, you know what? There are swastika-carrying people that are showing up, doing un-American things like asking questions and protesting that representatives are going against the will of the people.
To help us, here’s what you can do: report them!
Yes, simply send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org. It’s that easy! And fun!
If you know someone who opposes health care, whether it’s speaking out against the president’s proposal at the water cooler at work, or writing dissent on a blog, send us an email to email@example.com … and we’ll flag them!
Later, we’ll expand the program to accepting emails to flag people about all kinds of things. When we’re done, we’ll have flags for:
- Opposing government health care
- Disagreeing with judicial appointments
- Protesting tax increases
- Speaking out against government takeovers of other industries
- Voicing opposition to Obama’s initiatives
- Think bad thoughts
Sound like fun? Of course it does! It’s F-U-N! Fun!
At the new Six Flags over America program, you’ll be able to flag all your co-workers, neighbors, family members … anyone who doesn’t support the party line.
Yes, we put the F-U in FUN! Send emails of dissidents to firstname.lastname@example.org
Six Flags over America! More Flags! More fun!