Posts Tagged ‘Twitter’

Even the Twitterz knows

Saturday, May 28, 2011 11:33 am

All that fancy technological computer stuff that the Twitterz uses knows that the media thinks just like Barack Obama.

Here’s a screen capture from Obama’s Twitter page:

See that down in the corner? Where it lists other Twitter users that are similar?

See? I don’t see anyone from Fox News listed. Actually, I don’t see anyone from CNN listed, either, which sort of surprised me.

When I did a refresh of the page, CBS News did come up. Did a lot more refreshes. George Stephanopoulos, some critter from NPR, and … Twitter.

Which means that those of you who kept saying Twitter was teh ghey … may have been right all along.

UPDATE: Twitter chief picked as Obama telecom advisor. Well, that explains something.

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Meggie Mac and the Twitter

Thursday, October 15, 2009 9:45 pm


Let’s see what’s on the Twitter today…


pretty much my image of @allahpundit is I am the chick from silence of the lambs and he is screaming at me in a hole 2 put lotion on my skin #


WTF??


WTF??


@allahpundit As I recall, Jame Gumb was trying to make an outfit out of his victim’s skin, not reupholster a couch. #


I know what it feels like my weight is mocked every single time I do anything publicly, Jessica Simpson stay strong. those people r pathetic #


*ahem*


Excuse me? What are you looking at?


Um. Ah. What?


Aren’t you a little young to be looking at my boobies?


Well, that’s an old picture. I’m fully grown. And, so, apparently, are you.


My eyes are up here!


Sorry. What were you saying?


when I am alone in my apartment, I wear tank tops and sweat pants, I had no idea this makes me a “slut”, I can’t even tell you how hurt I am #


But I wasn’t offended by the picture.


It wasn’t just you. Lots of people made some mean comments.


That happens. But would it be better if people ignored you?


I said eyes are up here!


Sorry.


As I was saying, women shouldn’t have to put up with being treated like this. People make comments about how we look, just because they don’t like what we have to say about things.


Tell me about it!

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Rick Sanchez: We’re all the same except that I’m better than you

Sunday, July 26, 2009 12:30 pm

I don’t follow Rick Sanchez, a CNN guy, on the Twitter. Because I don’t watch CNN. That’s because the channel is overrun with left-wing nutcases. Not as bad as, say, NBC, but still pretty bad.

Not everyone at CNN is a barking moonbat, though. But, enough are that I don’t waste time weeding through the lefties.

In fairness, Fox News has some goofy folks, as well. Some on the left, but some nutcases on the right, too. But not as many nutcases as other channels. So, when I watch news TV, it’s usually Fox News.

Now, having said all that, I wouldn’t have know about what Rick Sanchez said on the Twitter if it wasn’t for Gwyn’s Mom.

Here’s the summary: Rick Sanchez is a douche bag, and thinks he’s better than the folks at Fox News. He also denies that, so he’s a lying douche bag.

Here’s what he said:

if i didn’t believe in doing right thing, i’d be rich anchoring at fox news
11:19 PM Jul 24th from web

He followed that with:

do u know how much money i’d make if i’d sold out as hispanic and worked at fox news, r u kidding, one problem, looking in mirror
11:22 PM Jul 24th from web

Seems that Huffington Post picked up on what he said, and he didn’t like it:

ok im back, just saw huffpost. good story but headline wrong! i say i couldn’t work there, im not criticizing those who do. never said that
about 8 hours ago from web

I’m not here to support Huffington Post, but Sanchez did say that he couldn’t look at himself in the mirror if he worked at Fox News.

What about those that could? Are their standards lower? Does Sanchez think he’s better than them because his standards are higher? Seems that way, doesn’t it?

Somewhere, in the midst of all this, he said this:

i guess people really are essentially same.
12:29 AM Jul 25th from web

I assume he meant “people really are essentially all the same” and not “people really are essentially sane.” If “all the same,” then he’s saying that, well, he’s just like everybody else, except that he’s better. Because he has higher standards than the Hispanics that work at Fox News.

Sounds like something a douche bag would say.

Oh, and he offered this:

wow, really getting heat from neocons and far right wing fox viewers for saying truth. must have hit nerve
about 8 hours ago from web

No, Sanchez didn’t hit a nerve. But he did offer more proof that CNN hires douche bags that think they are better than others.

Will it affect me? No. Well, okay, it gives me something to blog about. Because, you know, it’s fun calling left-wing douche bags “left-wing douche bags.” Try it. See? Fun.

It won’t impact my TV news viewing. I already don’t watch left-wing douche bags.

But, if you watch CNN, it’s okay; I’m just better than you.

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Randomish Thought-thingies

Thursday, June 4, 2009 12:29 am

I’m hate the Twitter. It’s so rude when people do it in meetings, or while having dinner. Or while on the toilet. That’s just gross.

@sarahk47 You said you were going to pick up some more Charmin. I remember you saying that!

@sarahk47 Yes, you did! And I need some!

@sarahk47 Hurry up! My right leg has fallen asleep.

Yay! I’m now following @Jonasbrothers. They are SO cool! I think they’ll follow me back.

BLOCK SpaceMonkey_

My foot itches.

FOLLOW MichelleMalkin

Did you know that if you take a wash cloth, put it over your hand, and rub the soap on it back and forth real fast, you can see an outline of your hand in the wash cloth.

I like pie.

@JTlol My watch says it’s 12:29. I think it’s fast. What time do you have?

NUDGE MichelleMalkin

I just bought a new poster of Robert Pattinson. I’m taking it to work next week! All the guys will be so jealous.

STALK MichelleMalkin

@andylevy When can I be on your show? I think I could do a better job than Greg.

@greggutfeld When can I be on your show? I think I could do a better job than Andy.

@MichelleMalkin I sent you an email. Did you get it?

@MichelleMalkin Hello?

I saw a UFO once. Then a rabbit attacked me.

OFF @MichelleMalkin

I have an idea for a TV show. A guy buys a an old car. Turns out, it’s really his dead mother. And she speaks through the radio. It’s a can’t miss!

How much wind could a wind breaker break if a wind breaker could break wind?

RT @Jonasbrothers LIVE WEBCAST on FACEBOOK tomorrow at 5PM PDT! Tweet us your questions early here! > http://bit.ly/jRmcu -JB

FOLLOW bamapachyderm

@bamapachyderm I sent you an email. Did you get it?

For my birthday, I want a pony. And a real one, this time. Not one made of old blankets, sawdust, and bones. Like last year.

Oh, yeah, I forgot. I got a life-size Miley Cyrus made of old blankets, sawdust, and bones for my birthday last year. It was the second best birthday I’ve ever had.

I ate 12 Krystals once. That was for lunch. For dinner, I had 50 hard-boiled eggs, and fought George Kennedy for dessert.

@bamapachyderm You never responded to my email. Don’t worry. I’ll send another one.

I am president of the Charlotte Rampling fan club.

@bamapachyderm What’s your fax number?

Can you use a blackberry in the shower? I heard you can. But if you get it wet, it might stop wo

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All a-Twitter

Thursday, April 16, 2009 1:30 pm

Frank J. has decided to try Twitter again.

He likes it. And he’s using a plug-in to automatically pull his Twitter posts (“Tweets”? “Twits”?) into a daily wrap-up.

Many of the commenters don’t like it.

Here’s the thing.

Most of the commenters like Frank’s “Random Thought” posts. A lot. They get lots of comments and lots of 4- and 5-star ratings.

Folks hate Frank’s Twitter posts, but love his Random Thoughts. Which are essentially what Twitter updates are.

I think people just don’t like Twitter, though they like what Twitter is and does.

Imagine if Frank removed all reference to “Twitter” in those posts…

Suppose he called the daily updates “Today’s Random Thoughts”?

And put them in the “Random Thoughts” category?

And edited the “aktt_credit” class in the stylesheet to not display?

Then, it’d be not just be, but look like, a daily Random Thoughts update.

I bet most of the readers would love that.

Am I right?

And what does that say about us?

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Tweet!

Monday, December 8, 2008 10:52 pm

No, I’m not giving anyone the bird.

Just out of curiosity….we got any twitter tweeters on here?

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