Arrr! Going for the Obvious Joke

Here is the first every audio entry for my blog. Be forewarned, LAN-lubbers, it’s in .wma format, so you better have pirated yourself a Windows Media Player. Arrr!

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  1. Michael Nesmith (the Monkee) made a video back in the day called “Elephant Parts”.
    It had a few running gags through it, one of them being “The Pirate Alphabet”.
    Check it out if you get a chance. The Marine recruiter commercial is a doozy, too.

  2. Traditional… Arrr! CLASSICAL Pirate Values!

    Well, shiver me toga! Like a big wave, the pirate fad has come crashing through the Blogosphere, with many bloggers doffing the Jolly Roger. Some of them, actually, sound like the real thing. Here’s a good sound byte from a…

  3. Arrrrr! Care ye not for scalawags that pay not tribute to that ole salty dog, Bill Gates? What about ye Linux readers, Frank, ye scalawag? One of ye mates offers to change ye .wma files into .mp3, and ye scorn ‘im! What kind o’ pirate ethic be that, matey? Why, ol’ Flint had a kinder heart! Arrrrrr!
    Steve Bragg
    DOUBLE TOOTHPICKS

  4. This is VERY odd. I think you are my audio double. Seriously, I was very confused while listening, until the end, when a little light went on, and I thought “HEY! Frank sounds exactly like me!” I kid you not. So you better hope I don’t get hold of SarahK’s number, because I could call her and say all sorts of false things, and she’d be like ALL kinds of mad at you, and you’d be like denying it but she’d be like “Nuh UH, I KNOW your voice, doofus, don’t try to deny it!” and that would suck for you, and for Sarahk, but probably not so much for me because I have nearly as many guns as you so I could defend my castle from the robot ninja army you’d try to send against me, easily repulsing their futile attack with 7.62, .45, and rotten fruit munitions, as well as the devious”I don’t live there, I live next door” strategy.

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