Luckily my beer survived the power outage. Unluckily, the guy who picks up TV’s for the local repairatorium threw out his back, so I don’t know when I’ll get my TV serviced. It is inevitable that the one T.V. show I watch during the week, 24, will have to be viewed on the square screen. Woe is me.
Some may think it’s petty for me to worry about my widescreen TV when there is so much suffering in the world, but I could have more empathy for that suffering if I were able to see it in HD – which won’t happen until my TV is repaired.
Anyhoo, as reported by Right Wing News, I am now one of the top 100,000 websites. Strangely, my enemy Wizbang outranked me. According to this graph, he almost reached the top 10,000 sites in ranking in December. How did that happen? What devil did he sell his soul to? Skullduggery is afoot, I say.
Something Something = Very Annoyed
Go crazy? Man, i feel for you not being able to watch 24 in comfort. That’s just wrong.
Not being able to watch 24 in HD widescreen goodness is clearly a liberal plot to keep you from being exposed to the guns and gunplay that appear on the show. Better take action by immediately notifying the NRA and Charlton Heston. You might also want to alert Twentieth Century Fox that they obviously have a liberal mole somewhere in their organization. Hope this helps.
Twentieth Century Fox cannot possibly have any liberals amongst them, not with their offices in Hollywood and all.
i cant believe you frank. im very disapointed in you. VERY DSIAPOPINTED. why dont you have a tivo?
i cant believe you frank. im very disapointed in you. VERY DSIAPOPINTED. why dont you have a tivo?
well this is a good time for frank’s interaction with the fans
I suggest you sell your soul to Allah, I heard he is looking for some new recrutes.
I hope you get your HD fixed before November so you can watch your beloved president go down whimpering in the election. Dont worry he can always go back to Texas and kill people for no reason
Ben’s joke wasn’t really funny…
a person with no tivo is a person without a soul. an engineer with no tivo is infinetly worse. dare i compare thee to a…. no, i dare not. why, frank, why? you have shattered my confidence in you as a sensible person. so…sad…sob
Bah, an electrical engineer should build his own Tivo equiviliant!
What’s a tivo got to do with this? I want to watch 24 in widescreen!
Someone get Frank A HDTV before he kills us all with an axe.
frank in pain now
tivo not available in high-def
leave frank alone
therer is so a HDtivo. i have one. you are all fools! (thnks i feel better now)
and frank, of you get a tivo, youn will be able to save 24, wait for your HDTV to come back, then watch in bigscreen glory, AND SKIP THE COMERCIALS!!!!! btew, i have aa 63 inch HDTV. i spit on your puny 24 inches!!
DONT MIND IF I DO! AUGUBLUHBLUHBLUHBLUH VRRRT VRRT HABBBLADOOBLARARRRR!!!!
skullduggery is a foot? I always thought it had something to do with a skull.