I’m having so little time to get things done lately, but one thing I want to get moving on is the next t-shirt design. I’m planning to sketch what I want and then send that to some artists to get a better rendition. You can all help me by pointing me to some pictures of rottweilers and angry, growling dogs (I want growl over barking). Best would be a growling rottweiler. Help on this could also be considered a B-Day present.
Only you can make the Chomps t-shirt kick ass cool.

I recommend that the dog wear a blue UN peacekeeping helmet.
The helmet should be bloody and have a bite missing out of it. First to say FIRST!
And I think Misha could be a good reference for the Rottweiler pics, ya know?
http://www.no-pest.com/Observing(RW).jpg
Found this one, not really menacing, but rather, ready to dish out punishment.
here’s my f’ing t-shirt deesign:
long-faced Kerry w the caption “this was my t-shirt…before it wasn’t.”
Chomps and Condi in full battle gear,,
i’m sorry, OriginalOrrin, i don’t think i can wear anything with john kerry’s face on it without puking all over myself every time i put it on. makes for poor modeling shots.
Frank, go here for Chomps…..it’s priceless! Scroll a bit down the page, it’s the first picture you come to.
http://yorkieblog.blogspot.com/
Okay not Chomps, maybe is lil buddy Hacksaw?????
I still want a basic logo T-shirt showing the main banner at the top with IMAO and the “Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated.” running underneath.
Frank, is that too much to ask????
I have to agree with OMWinters, I would love a Basic logo T-shirt as well 🙂
Maybe we can satisfy both desires.
On the front:
IMAO
Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated.
On the back:
Chomps staring with an obviously sadistic look on his face. (maybe a portrait or profile type shot)
–possibly add some empty pill bottles around chomps’ landscape to play on the “unmedicated.”
–the subtitle on the back could be something like, “… and 100% American.”
I don’t know, that’s all I have right now.
Good luck.
A little P-shopping and this might be perfect!
http://graphics.x10.com/images/x10_pk9rx.gif
I really like the bloody blue helmet idea.
Alright, I took Lou’s picture and p-shopped it a bit. Take a gander:
http://free.inkfrog.com/pix/Turkeyhead/Chomps_destruction.jpg
Turk, he needs to have DFWM on his dog tag. Don’t **** with me…..
Alright, try this one Greywolf:
http://free.inkfrog.com/pix/Turkeyhead/Chomps_destructionDFWM.jpg
Actually, try this one, I tweaked it a bit more:
http://free.inkfrog.com/pix/Turkeyhead/Chomps_destructionDFWMroundedtag.jpg
Hell, have a picture of Hillary growling. Best caricature of a rottweiler I can think of……
Uzi4u, are you sure that isn’t Triumph the insult comic dog?
It’s definitely not Triumph. Triumph is rubbery and has no teeth.
So . .still no IMAO studmuffin contest, eh? Fine, I’ve viewed the peace gallery and nominate Curtis the Marine. Yes, I KNOW Frank is really da man, but he’s got writing to do. ‘Dilution of skill sets’ and all that.
I’d like to see Britney be the Chomps model, but that’s just me.
Reagan just died!!!!
Today is a sad day 🙁
Haagus, I’m sure Reagan is in heaven right now, warming his foot up to kick commie ass for eternity. God Bless that man.
RIP Ronald Reagan, 1911-2004
My first presidential vote: Ronald Reagan. I’m so glad to have grown up during his presidency. What a fine man and great leader.
How about A Ronald Reagan Tribute shirt?
It may not be the best place to say it, but here I go nonetheless. I just heard that Ronald Reagan is dead. He was born in 1911, and died on your 25th birthday, Frank. I think this should tell you something. Destiny is showing you that now is your time. The time has come to elevate yourself to carry on the light of capitalism, anti-communism, war against terrorism and hordes of monkeys, in a nutshell, natural progress of mankind (or America, which is obviously the example of well-developped mankind).
The great man is gone. It is up to you now.
There is no way it could be said better than Jonag did. My first presidential vote was for Ronald Reagan. I know that, because of that terrible disease, he left us a while ago, but tonight I cried.
Reagan’s face on that two tone Scarface background with the words “Mr. Gorbechev, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!”
Rest in Peace, and thank you Mr. Reagan, may God bless you.
Ronnie, we loved you! Eternal rest…..
First off I think all our flags should fly half-mast tomorrow in honor of the late great Ronald Reagan. Second I think I big rottweiler with insane glowing red eyes staring straight ahead and snarling. He a blue, bloody and broken U.N. hat laying cast aside. And “Who’s Next” written in big scratched out letters right underneath Chomps. And maybe you could casually throw in a bloody shredded nametag with Chirac or something like that laying by the hat.
Wait I forgot something! Put the caption “Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. Unafraid.” at the top, right above Chomps. That’s my idea, anyway good luck
theres already been a bill introduced to make a ronald reagan memorial. but of course the liberals are being bitches about it.
i’m shocked that Frank has yet to make a post about this. Then again, he’s probably still in mourning. the poor guy, it’ll be hard on him, as hard as it is on the rest of us hard-ass conservatives
My first presidential vote was for Reagan, too… I’m glad we launched the USS Ronald W. Reagan before he went.
Now we need a good IMAO t-shirt design. I like the IMAO front logo (with subtext), so how about if it says on the back:
72 pt: “The enemy of my enemy is my friend:” Then list Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Islamic Fundamentalists, Kim Jong-Il, Ted Kennedy, Hilary Clinton, Barney Frank, Trial Lawyers, and The Liberal Media. Then bottom line: 108pt: “Bush in 2004.”
not a bad design at all, but i still think that due to recent events Reagan should be on whatever t-shirt frank ends up choosing.
Just a note, my stepson sailed on the USS Ronald Reagan (CVN 76) when it sailed from Norfolk to the left coast a week ago Thursday. See the Reagan and info at http://www.worldsfinestnavy.com/REAGAN.html
among other URLs.
Of interest is the Regean’s battle flag that sports crossed sabres, the letter “B” and the number 332. Regean enlisted in the horse calvery (hence the crossed sabres) in 1937. If I remember correctly, he was assigned to Troop B of the 332nd regiment )can’t find the original reference to verify).
Rest in peace, Mr President.
There is an on-line condolence book at: http://www.ronaldreaganmemorial.com to send condolence messages via the Internet in memory of former United States president Ronald Reagan
In honor of President Reagan(born in 1911),there should be a 1911A1 .45 somewhere on the shirt.Maybe in the dog’s mouth,or CG it into his paw.Maybe Sarahk could pose w/ the dog & she could pack the .45.
After the Ronald Reagan t-shirt sells out, I propose a new “Know Thy Enemy” t-shirt: Liberals!!
front: Hey Peta! Dont like meat?
Back: Then eat my ass!
Thats the best i can come up with?
thats kinda sad…