Well, He Didn’t Like Them Either

Though Ronald Reagan is beloved by most Americans, liberals really really hated the guy. Why? Here are the best reasons I could figure out:
TOP TEN REASONS LIBERALS HATED RONALD REAGAN
10. When Reagan spoke, he really connected with the American public who tended to throw rocks when liberals spoke.
9. They were constantly embarrassed by how all the times he appeared on T.V. caused them to wet their pants.
8. Reagan’s war on drugs caused hippies to get beat twice as much as usual.
7. They never made as much money as they wanted to make during the “decade of greed.”
6. Reagan’s looking at issues in black and whites made the liberal elites’ lengthy thesis on grays much less popular.
5. Numerous times Reagan invited liberal for policies discussions and then just trapped the liberals in his oval office while he beat them with a bat.
4. Reagan just never understood that, despite millions dead and oppressed, the Soviet Union had really good intentions.
3. During the economic boom of the eighties, the liberals had to constantly hold their hand over their ears and yell, “La! La! Not listening!” to keep from having their economic views objectively disproved.
2. There was some suspicion he dyed his hair.
And the number one reason liberals hated Ronald Reagan…
He was optimistic for the future of the United States of America, their least favorite nation.

13 Comments

    1. Photos of him on a working vacation showed a virile man in a white t-shirt swinging an ax to chop wood. Photos of Carter on a working vacation showed a little girley-man in an orange life-vest swinging a boat oar to fight off a killer bunny.
    2. Whenever he invited them to the Oval Office, he would always get them with the “If you can find the quarter in the corner of the room you can keep it.” gag.
  1. Very good.
    If you want to see what real nutjobs (aka. communists, socialist etc…) thought of Reagan check out this site-www.flynnfiles.com as well as Flynn’s linked column at NRO (quite an appropriate title-Sore Losers, Juvenile cheers from the radical Left). Just mind boggling the amount of hate and misinformation these people live under.

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