As the election draws nearer, expect even crazier tactics from the Democrats to try and tip the election in their favor. Here are some things they may try:
* Make Michael Moore even fatter, hairier, and nosier to increase his sphere of influence.
* Attack D.C. via the most dangerous weapon known to man – the zeppelin!
* Try to get angry, biting monkeys the vote due to their high Democrat leanings.
* All major media gives full editing control to Terry McAuliffe and James Carville… the ones that haven’t already, that is.
* They offer proof that Bush is Saddam Hussein.
* Have a Halloween contest for scariest costume and everyone shows up as Bush because, ya know, no one is scarier than Bush.
* They trot out an endless parade of floozies who say Bush groped them.
* Get even dumber, shriller celebrities to make hysterical statements about voting (e.g. “If you don’t vote, we could lose gravity as we know it!”)
* Since the 527s haven’t worked… unleash the 528s!
* Every tree in Redwood National Park is cut down and converted into forged documents about Bush’s National Guard service.
* Hide in the closets of nursing homes to scare old folks about Social Security.
* In protest of imagined voter intimidation, sit in front of polling places and set themselves on fire hoping the smell keeps away Republicans.
* Try and prove Bush’s incompetence by stealing explosives in Iraq themselves.
* Claim brutality when they are shot by Marines.
* Go out into the streets and have a screech-a-thon from now until the election.
* Make use of their least tapped special interest group: gay, Latino, handicapped ninjas.
Frank,
Don’t forget they have to blame all the hurricanes in Florida on Bush. Only problem they really are doing this one according to the radio station I listen to in the morning.
If the radical left’s heads explode, does that end their influence in America for good? If so, Karl Rove should win the Congressional Medal of Honor! He showed the world that the “moron” Republicans are far smarter than the “intellectual elites.”
before you know it hollywood lesbians like rosie cheeks odonnel will be hitting on dick cheney’s daughter.
‘unleash the 528’ brilliant
All major media gives full editing control to Terry McAuliffe and James Carville… the ones that haven’t already, that is.
Baby, you ain’t kiddin’. Fabu list.
I don’t know but your Link to Enjoy the Draft has made me reconsider my top source for funny…c-ya later taters
Frank, i think they’re already doing most of these. 🙂
According to pale rider:
before you know it hollywood lesbians like rosie cheeks odonnel will be hitting on dick….
Another reason for real men to stay out of Hollywood. It don’t get that late.
Maybe I’ve been reading to much NYT and watching to much CBS. I couldn’t help but take only a portion of your statement, and then use it in a totally different context than what you intended.
Let them trot you floozies who claim Bush groped them! It only helped Clinton and Arnold. It’ll make him seem manly and virile. Right?
Um, hippies don’t have to set themselves on fire for their smell to keep Republicans away…
I wish the law of gravity would be repealed sometimes – Lord knows my back wouldn’t hurt so much!
I can’t wait to see all the leftists howling in self-pity – all that work, time, and money down the drain. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Bush is Hitler, not Saddam Hussein.
Sheesh!
“If Bush is Reelected, Do You Think the Radical Left’s Heads Will Explode Like in Scanners?”
If not, I can provide you with a sound file of a genuine Italian (myself) screaming “I SUPPORT AMERICA!”. That should short-circuit whatever passess for their neurons.
“Bush is Hitler, not Saddam Hussein.”
Actually, Bush is just one of the many clones of Our Revered Man, Adolf Hitler. Hitler himself is just a clone, but since he’s one of the most famous ones, we stick to that name to trick audiences.
And since Saddam is another of our Hitler clones, but Gone Wrong(tm), Bush is BOTH Hitler and Saddam.
Go VRWC! Mu mu mu.
Actually, they Gay, Latino, Handicapped ninjas prefer to be called Homosexual-Hispanic-Handicapped-Ninjas. Or the Triple-H Ninjas. They like the WWE.
As a gay latino ninja, I take offence at your list. Well not the marine brutality thing, I am a ninja but even I don’t mess with marines.
I will be hunting you down. When you don’t here silent samba music in the background, it will be me, ready to ninja you an extreme make-over.
Fabulously yours;
Juan-Ninja
PS: I have a pet ninja monkey
Desperate democrats are so cute to watch!
“Do You Think the Radical Left’s Heads Will Explode Like in Scanners..”
Nope. In scanners, the brain pressure burst the skull, and that’s not likely to happen in this case. Plenty of empty space in lefty skulls for the meager brains to expand without any pressure.
On the other hand, I could buy the thoery that their heads will simply split open like pumpkins and bats fly out.
“…set themselves on fire hoping the smell keeps away Republicans.”
I’m a Libertarian and frankly, this would attract me to the polls.
“I’m a Libertarian and frankly, this would attract me to the polls.”
I have to agree with Ginger on this one.
527, 528, whatever it takes…
A Screech-a-thon??? After all the suffering inflicted on this country by countless “Saved By The Bell” spinoffs, can’t we finally say that America has already had its share of Dustin Diamond???
Aren’t one and two the same thing?
We can only hope that they will show simple consideration for others and have their heads explode outside where the clean-up won’t be so bad.
LOL!
I love the non-sequiters.
I hope not, think of the mess that would make….
Except for going into Iraq in March 2003 the left has pretty much started liking Bush over Trump. 11/21/20.