You’ve probably heard how Teresa Heinz-Kerry insulted Laura Bush, saying she never had a real job, but, that makes me wonder what has Teresa done… other than be crazy? I mean, for real; does she have board meeting of some sort where she says wacky things for an hour?
My guess is she is just a full-time crazy person.
What do you think?
I think she volunteers at Folsom counseling Charles Manson.
full-time idiot.
She is also an environmentalist. Honestly! She said the environment is “about breathing and rugs.” See, this proves she can’t be a full time crazy.
I was thinking the exact same thing last night when I heard about that — “That’s rich coming from the likes of you, Mrs. Heinz-Kerry.”
I don’t think she’s ever worked a day in her life.
I think she’s a full time B—-.
Rod Stanton
SHe’s a nutjob. I will be embarassed for our country if she becomes first lady. zero class rich bitch.
She’s not fit to lick Lovely Laura’s boot!
I agree, she’s a full-time b*#+h. It must be full-time ’cause she sure works hard at it!
two bit hooker
Back in the ’60s before she married Heinz, she was a translator for the U.N.
THK Resume:
1935–Born to working class circus performer father and air-conditioner maintenance repairperson mother
1941–Joined the elite French Foreign Legion
1943–Given honorable discharge after saving Private Ryan
1945–Began work as “freelance hamster trainer” in Mozambique
1952–Quit after “Mr. Pickles” sold innapropriate pictures of THK giving pleasure to a himilayan mountain yak
1956–After several attempts to restart military career, trys out for “Lichenstein Lepers”, a small acting troupe in, of all places, Poland
1961–Wins famed “Floopie” award for rendition of “Take That You Foreigner”
1963–Takes job in Albuquerque Ponderosa after “gin-n-raisen” incident get her kicked out of the Lepers
1967–Becomes manager of store #1433 and is finally given respect she deserves
1968–Quits in protest of hand wash policy
1970–Begins long and illustrius career as “goldigger”
Is “heiress” a real job?
Plug
I just wrote an article yesterday at http://www.scottsrightwing.blogspot.com detailing Heinz-Kerry’s escapades. Go read it, please! There’s a bunch of other stuff too, and I’m all happy because I’m the main site designer and it looks decent! And I have a link to Barney’s own web page!
She was a caterpillar engine mechanic until her daddy adopted her and gave her an unlimited credit card and a Bentley. Now she’s just a “philantrophist,” what ever the hell that is….
Go sell crazy somewhere else, lady…like France, I hear they’re in the market.
hehe…you know how the french like Jerry Lewis? I bet they think this nutjob is a fricking goddess.
You know what a little loneliness can do to a spoiled brat?
Should we give the “heiress” the benefit of the doubt? Isn’t she just so lonely while hubby campaigns?
Of course, that’s just a thought…
Hey! If I’m not working here, then why am I so darned tired at the end of the day (and where did I put those bon-bons?).
if i may, i would consider hanging out with john kerry not only work, but worthy of hazard pay.
Full-time rich crazy person.
Somewhere, there’s a 12 step meeting just for her. Of course, that’s after de-tox.
I hear THK’s secretely been working nights at the factory so she can campaign during the day…
THK Accomplishments:
1. Able to f&% like a bunny landing extremely rich horny American ketchup heir who was so devoid of class himself that he overlooked my total lack of class.
2. Popped out a couple of brats in order to keep my position as “open legs, will travel” to sugar daddy baffoon.
3. Shipped brats off to boarding school.
4. Won lottery, sugar daddy dies in aircraft “accident”, passed go, collected $200 gazillion-billion.
5. Missed sex but needing new baffoon to f$%, set sights on married eastcoast social climber with no character or b$**s. Upside, no need to pop out brats!
6. Broke up baffoons marriage, got sex. Added bonus — baffoon so stupid and horny signed pre-nup without reading it first.
7. Achieved my dream to be a rich, no class, worthless pice of human filth, just taking up space.
THK definitely reminds one
of the demented French Aristocracy
during the “French Revolution”
her comments that the children
“could just run around naked
without any clothes for a while”
smacked of the “just let them eat
cake” comment of that era.
Yep, she’s definitely a “Wack Job”.
If John boy’s elected, I can just hear the guillotines a humming; “Wack,
Wack,Wack,Wack,Wack……….
gin and raisins?
She’s a full time drunk.
piece, sorry
You’re all wrong – I’m fairly certain that she’s a Rove plant. She was a Republican, remember? JF’nK and his political aspirations haven’t exactly been secret or recent… So Rove figures out what’s going on, knows Kerry can’t resist a lonely billionheiress and convinces Mr. Heinz to buys the farm for the good of the country (or the time of his life on an island somewhere).
Viola! The Mrs. is free to work her magic, and Kerry falls for the bait like a starving sturgeon. But I do think she’s starting to get into the role a little too much – if she keeps up this pace, she’ll look too looney to be believable.
Who am I kidding – she fits in perfectly!
Anyway, if Kerry goes down, this woman deserves a medal for her selfless contribution to the preservation of our republic. What a performance – hang on Teresa – it’s only a few more days!
Very cleaver Lyana, but of course, you know that I must now have you liquidated.
Karl Rov..oops, Connecticut Yankee
;-D
Does “classless cow” count as a full time job? I mean, damn, if I looked like Tereza, had billions of $$$, I’d be all over plastic surgery, faster than you could say Dr. 90210! It’s called a tumy tuck, girl friend! And WTF is up with that rats nest hair style of hers??? I don’t think any amount of plastic surgery, or makeup artistry, could hide that bat shiot crazy look in her eyes. She should wear dark sunglasses. They’ll also conceal her crows feet.
looking around frantically
Um – hey, I don’t know anything, honest! I was just in Lambert Field, and the Jumbotron started talking to me while I was tracking a 16 pt. buck on my belly and….AAAAHHHHHHH!
I honestly don’t know what her problem is – but I think she definitely ranks as an elitest – and not to be trusted.
Leave Mrs. Gravitas alone and go clean that goose Mr. Hunter shot today, who looks about as cheesy as when he wore that suit at NASA. Hunter my multi-hundreds of thousands Pieces of LEGO collection.
I think if Kerry gets in, they’ll have to change the name of that title from First ‘Lady’ to something else. The ‘Lady’ implies… well.. it implies she’s a lady, which she isn’t.
Some of the idiotic things coming out of that woman’s mouth… Added to comments and actions coming out of the democratic party in general, especially lately, makes me wonder if they are secretly on the Bush team. Maybe this question makes me a right wing nut job…but how can this election possibly be “a close one”????
Hey, give theresa a break. She has a job. After all, prostitution is the oldest profession in the world (followed by it’s close cousin, politics).
Ter-AY-sah is a full time drunk. What class Laura Bush showed in her deft defusing of the entire thing by offering her understanding to situation.
It only underscores how utterly worthy Mrs. Bush really is of the title of First Lady.
C’mon guys, don’t be so mean to Tereeeeesa…she has a job; Someone’s gotta fill those ketchup bottles…or at least manage the labor camp of children she has doing it for her..
Like many have posted: elitist pig…
You people are so insensitive. Giving away the bazillions of dollars she inherited from her dead husband’s condiment enterprise is a 60 hour a week task. It obviously leaves you vulnerable to gigolos.