I got this from Hosting Matters:
This is to notify you that your site, referenced above, will be moved off its current server and to a less populated one due to your site’s resource consumption and the impact on other sites. The move will be done tomorrow during the usual maintenance period (midnight – 3:00 AM Eastern US time). No action is required on your part.
There seems to be no threat to stop using resources, so I guess this doesn’t change anything. Still, I think it’s all you readers using the resources and not me, so calm down there.
First! Ha!
This is my first first, BTW
Great News – Dedicated Server for IMAO!
Frank, you’re just too popular!
what a bunch of whiny hippies. maybe they should just accept the fact that your site is more important than theirs and stop whining about resources.
I got their resources hangin’!
They could also just delete all other sites from their server and have them redirect to IMAO.
Makes sense to me. . . .
Send them an angry letter saying that it can’t be us; we’re still busy taking Iraq’s resources. Now that they’ve foolishly popped up on our radar, however, we can certainly make sure they’re next.
I wonder what kind of resources they have? I hear silk and bauxite fetch a fair price, and with all the Iraqi oil we have to fuel our theivery we’ll be unstoppable! Muwahahahahaha!
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Hmm… I think Richard Cheney might have something to say about taking up valuable, ehem, resources.
i swear, it was someone else using all the resources… and i agree with sackofcatfood about to just free up resources it would be easyer just to delete their other sites on their servers and have them all just go to IMAO
OMG! Editor, I hadn’t even heard about that pic! Holy crap!! Baby’s napping and I’m trying to hold back the uncontrollabe, shocked laughter!! Resource indeed!
Sooo… we should read your stuff less often?
Editor: I guess now we know why Powell resigned. This administration continues to break stereotypes.
You are a resource, Frank. 🙂
i’m so proud. 🙂
DON’T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN !!!! I’M AN AMERICAN, AND JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE DISAGREES WITH THIS ADMINISTRATION, I HAVE A PERFECT RIGHT TO GIVE AID AND COMFORT TO THOSE POOR TERRORISTS IF I WANT ANYTIME I WANT – I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT!!!!!!!!”
I hope it isn’t being moved to that server installation on the moon – You know, server building located at…
Wait – what the hell is a mushroom cloud doing there??!?!?
I don’t even know what that means. I live in a flyover state.
Consuming Resources??? ….let me introduce you to the fab way to consumer resources…
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Let the whiny hippy Birkenstock Boo-Hoos cry over this Beast.
Well, boo…the tag didn’t work…try this instead…
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Never Mind. It was a Lingenfelter custom massaged Cadillac EXT pumping out 725hp through twin turbos in a streetable version of a sport utility truck. No gas mileage figures revealed which means in the 10mpg range. Or less. Hydrocarbons. Love’em.
Calm down? We’re being appeased, and it’s about time! Increase our demands!
This is America! You have every right to use as much “resources” as you want. It’s every American’s right to use “resources.” In fact, there oughta be a Constitutional amendment.
Damnit man! We need proxy servers! Proxy servers I tells ya!
Ohhhaaahahahahaha.
May your IIS be free from hackers and wet behind the ear web designers.
Jeesh! Some fruit loop of an idiot just set himself on fire outside the White House screaming “Allah, Allah!”
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20041115/ap_on_go_ot/white_house_man_on_fire
Son of Risasi:
(Hits button to shut down perpetual page request DOS zombie network. Aka DOSZN Star)
Mutters: “All too easy”
(Removes Son of Risasi mask, to reveal none other than Karl Rove!!!)
Mwa-ha-ha-ha….
That’s no moon…
As old Jack Burton would say; “I gotta a bad feeling about this”.
Frank have you paid your dues, well you just tell them what I said one time; “The check is in the mail”.
Wish I had that problem.
I’ve seen HM do this on a number of occasions.
Its probally note a big deal.
They use load balancing so that you will typically have just one or two high traffic sites to a server.
So basically you just got moved in with a bunch of low traffic losers.
All your resource are belong to us.
So how long before people bitch that you didn’t sign on to the Kyoto accords?
I think Michael Moore ate the resources in revenge for your taunting! HAM!