Jim Treacher has a bunch of pictures of people sorry for our election and fitting captions to go with each – though many need no comment.
Jim Treacher has a bunch of pictures of people sorry for our election and fitting captions to go with each – though many need no comment.
http://www.werenotsorry.com 😀
Prime targets for daisey cutter and
MOABS
Effin jerks
“Wow, I guess snuff films aren’t a myth. ”
BWA HA HA HA!!! That was my favorite!
Check out the “If the gentlemen could please all adjourn to the next room, the ladies can begin” link. They confuse “accept” with “except.”
Examples of correct usage:
1. Please accept my apologies for
liberal passive aggression, it’s the only thing they have left.
2. Everyone has already moved on past last week’s election, except for moveon.org.
so how bout that happy dance?
What’s with this woman’s face? It looks like it was folded on the dotted line.
http://www.sorryeverybody.com/upload_files/se668.jpg
This guy has a booger.
This guy has a booger.
http://www.sorryeverybody.com/upload_files/se671.JPG
Um, why do I think he’s about to perform some “unnatural” act with that dog?
http://www.sorryeverybody.com/upload_files/se92.jpg
My GAWD, this is a photoshopper’s treasure chest!
Know who’s NOT sorry? This chick.
Wait, you won’t link to Scrappleface, but Treacher posts something funny and you go right to it?
He’s stealing your funny!
http://www.werenotsorry.com
Cool – I need to get a picture together! : )
what is it about these people that make them care so much about what our enemies think of us?
oh, wait. dementia.
well Frank, i guess you’re glad to know that in fact “ninjas hate bush”.
notice how many of those werenotsorry folks include “Four more years of tax cuts and dead terrorists” ??? You chould be getting royalties!
Hey everybody check this link out, same one Treacher was linking off of.
http://www.sorryeverybody.com/gallery/3/
Could the guy halfway down be Dan Rather? If it is, major LOL. If it’s not, it’s spooky he has a twin…
do these people really think that all that pre-emptive groveling is really going to be effective in stopping terrorist from hating them and wanting to kill them?? doesn’t that make them more determined to destroy you for your weakness? when has groveling ever accomplished anything?
I’ve always wanted to know what the sissified girly~boys. Wombat blood drinking Liberal lemmings. And rabid MoonBats over at DU, San Fran, LA, Berkeley, Boston, Austin and Chicago loooked like….
Jebus! What a bunch of unattractive, dull eyes, slack jawed Mutants Of The Primordial Ooze!
Collectively, they aren’t worth the energy to blow them all away.
Jack.
The USA’s and Israel’s to do list:
http://poop-smithe.blogspot.com/2004/11/peace-listjpg.html
This has to be the best one by far:
http://jimtreacher.com/Sorry/23.jpg
Know thy enemy, the ninja…
World rest assured…., that we Samurai hate Ninjas. (Especially those pathetic enough to wear T-shirts as masks)
Neo-con Samurai’s Fun Facts about Ninja’s
*Given over to secretive training away from female populations, most Ninjas are Gay.
*Ninjas resort to assassination because they can’t fight like real men.
*Ninjas cannot kill cats. (play Tenchu 3 if you do not believe me)
*Ninjas fear daylight, loss of anonimity, and cats. (Because they cannot kill cats)
*Though it is a Japanese art, many people think Ninjutsu’s origins lie in China when they actually lie in France.
* The only cool Ninjas are Hattori Hanzo, Yagyu Retsudo, and the Ninja Turtles.
* Ninjas are always trying to assassinate people. If you see a Ninja shout “Fire!” as it is more likely attract attention than yelling “Rape!”
* If surrounded by Ninjas, throw a cat at them.
* In a fight between Ninjas and Aquaman, Aquaman’s fish friends would alert him to the presence of any Ninjas and the Ninjas wouldn’t attack him with their loss of surprise. (even though Aquaman is nearly defenseless)
* The natural predator of the Ninja is the wary Samurai who actually do things like look up every once in a while.
* Ninjas like terrorists because they remind Ninjas that there are other people who cannot fight like real men.
* Only Cowards and Traitors (like Ninjas) like John Kerry.
* Ninjas often work for the highest bidder, like Free-lance programmers or Bill Clinton.
* To defend against Ninjas, carry a Katana and own many Cats. It does not matter if you don’t really know Japanese Swordsmanship as Ninjas don’t either.
* Did I mention most Ninjas are Gay?
The price of freedom is eternal vigilance and diligence – the post-elex “RED vs. BLUE” map says it all, as many Dems are now learning that the ideals and beliefs of Jefferson, Jackson, Wilson thru LBJ are now manifest in the GOP-Right, not the Clintons, the feel-good Socialism-in disguise PROGRESSIVE movement, nor the Clinton-led Revolutionary Central Committee of the Communist Party of the USA [CPUSA/CCPUS] that is the current Dem Party, and is so no matter how PC or aesthetically GOP/RIGHT-LOOKING the Clintons make the CPUSA. Despite basically affirming the superiority and correctness of Reaganism, GOP-Rightism, Americanism, Represen Democracy,and [de-regulated] [free market] DemCapitalism, the Left and LeftMedias still tried to interpose a border outline of the USSR over the “RED vs BLUE” map, i.e. Bush-led Republican America = USSR, ala PSYWAR/Mind Control, and the very same, allegedly Left-hated Communism/
Socialism” they are trying to force upon free America. BUSHISM = HATED IMPERIAL COMMUNISM = is why we want America under the Same. THE FAILED LEFT IS RABID FOR POWER, POWER FOR THE SHEER SAKE OF POWER, and aren’t going to stop until someone either gives them their power or else everyone is destroyed. As an ideology, global-centricity aside COMMUNISM =ISLAM/RADICAL ISLAM IN THAT, WORSE COMING TO WORSE, ITS BETTER FOR EVERYBODY TO FAIL/LOSE/BE DESTROYED THAN TO BE PROVEN WRONG OR IRRELEVANT! LIKE PRECEPTS OF PUBLIC GOVERNMENT OR BIG GOVERNMENT, EITHER COMMUNISM/
SOCIALISM/ISLAM PREVAILS OR WINS, OR NO ONE WINS! While Rightism always has the potential to be GLOBALIST, INTERNATIONALIST, or INTERN/GLOBALLY-ORIENTED, it is so or can be as dependent or related to the DOMINANT/CONTROLLING VALUE(S) of any society – Americanism and American Rightism, as based on the values of our Founding Fathers, the US Constitution, and the Declaration of Independence, IS AT BEST INDIVIDUALIST, AT WORST SELFISH, SELF-VIEWED/ORIENTED, or “ISOLATIONIST”, NOT “GLOBALIST’ ANDOR RIGID “EQUALIST” OR “ABSOLUTIST”! Rightism is mostly INTERNAL AND PERSONAL, NOT EXTERNAL AND ANTI-PERSONAL, I.E. THE INDIVIDUAL BEGETS THE GROUP, THE INDIVIDUAL BY AND FOR THE GROUP AND SOCIETY, NOT THE GROUP BEGETS THE INDIVIDUAL, THE GROUP AND SOCIETY BY AND FOR THE INDIVIDUAL! This is why Radical Islam, iff mercenary for anyone, is for the Left, and can only be for the Left, NOT THE RIGHT. To argue that BUsh is responsible for Terror is to argue that Bush is a LEFTIST PRETENDING TO Be RIGHTIST, I.E. A Clintonoid/Clintoncrat, which even iff true ONLY MAKES THE LEFT THAT MUCH MORE GUILTY, NOT INNOCENT, AS A LEFTIST LIKE BILL MAHER CAN’T PROCLAIM TO BE TELLING THE TRUTH AND THEN IMPERSONATE SOMETHING THAT IS UNTRUTHFUL, OR COVER IT UP BY PC WAFFLINGS.
All the attributes, ideals, and characteristics of Leftism-Socialism-Communism can also be found in Islam or Radical Islam, while only a few can be found in Rightism-Far Rightism-Fascism.
America’s founding values,i.e. AMERICANISM, sub i.e AMERICAN RIGHTISM, as well as the foundation of our Cold War super-power status and current hyper-power status, is based on Economic- and Individual-based COMPETITION, NOT HUMANISM nor the EXTERNAL, PERMANENT, or DIFFERENTIATED CONTROL of the same, government, individuals and society. PUBLIC/NATIONAL/UNIVERSAL GOVERNANCE, no matter how pragmatic or realistic, is at best a TEMPORARY REALITY, DIMENSION, NODE, or ABERRATION, NOT AND NEVER A PERMANENT ONE! Government that is always there, directly or indirectly, pragmatically or surreally, and always EXTERNALLY CONTROLS IS LEFTISM, NOT RIGHTISM, AS WITH LEFTISM SOCIETIES CAN NEVER BE ALLOWED TO CHALLENGE, SUPERCEDE or EVOLVE BEYOND THE NEED FOR GOVERNMENT! RIGHTISM, NOT LEFTISM, IS THUS THE REAL BASIS FOR UTOPIANISM AND UPWARD-EVOLUTIONARY “PROGRESS”. Leftists must always destroy person-specific and group-based individualism, etal. includ individual-based “equalism”, in order to assure that society and each UNIT/Member of society is always externally controlled and regulated, THUS LEFTISM AND LEFTISM, IF ANYTHING, STAND ONLY FOR GOVERNMENT, POLITICS, POLITICIANS, AND THE POLITICAL-BUREACRATIC PROCESS, REGULATION AND CONTROL, AND THE JUSTIFICATIONS FOR GOVENMENT, BIG GOVT.s and BIGGER GOVT., NOT FREEDOM, JUSTICE, EVOLUTION, THE COMMON MAN, NOR LET ALONE SOCIAL UTOPIANISM! Utopianism IS THUS NEVER ACHIEVED NOR ACHIEVABLE PRECISELY BECAUSE THE “COMMON MAN” IS NOT AND NEVER ALLOWED BY GOVERNMENT TO BE UNEQUAL AND SUPERIOR, AGAINST HIMSELF, OTHERS, AND ESPEC AGAINST CONTROLLING GOVERNMENT, AND NOT TO IMPROVE HIS LOT WHETHER FOR HIMSELF OR FOR OTHERS OR FOR SOCIETY. Leftism-and Left-based Socialism will always stand only for Governance and Government, and will always FAIL due to its own self-destruction and denial of individualism and individualism-based Competition – Leftists-Socialists will never be ahead LEST BY CATASTROPHIC CHANCE, ERROR, OR FORCE, and save otherwise will always be in perennial CATCH-UP MODE against Rightists or even Rightist Socialists.
Harry Potter (in gallery 387)