Hello, Aquafans!
Am I the only one who’s tired of hearing about the podcast? It’s like all the other IMAO bloggers talk about, but some of just don’t care, okay?
And I’m not just saying that because they’ve rejected all the bits I’ve sent them so far.
Anyway, I know most of you are thinking we should shut up about the podcast and get back to the true business of IMAO – HAWKING MY COMIC BOOK!
Today I’m going to talk about issue number 26 (the March ’05 issue) in the current series. In it, strange things are happening in Sub Diego, and only that idiot Geist seems to notice. The most obvious is the man claiming to be Aquaman lacks my Aryan blond hair. Plus, if I told you the oppression this imposter used to keep control and didn’t say that it was from a comic describing Sub Diego, you would most certainly believe this must have been done by Nazis, Soviets in their gulags or some mad regime – Pol Pot or others – that had no concern for human beings… though everything being underwater and the giant crustaceans might have tipped you off otherwise.
On the good new, Aquagirl (Lorena), though now evil, has a cool new costume!
Bad news, I’m not like in this issue at all… but just wait for the second part of this two-parter!
Let’s check out a page from this exciting episode:
Notice the detail on that kid’s head before it gets blown off – these are A-list artists.
Better go buy this issue now to see it all. Back issues of Aquaman, Volume 4, are on sale, crazy enough.
I’ll be back soon to talk about issue number 27 – the issue that concludes this craziness.
This is Aquaman, signing off.
That’s some kick-a** detail right there, or did I mean kiss-a**.
Just joshin’ you my one part hydrogen, two part oxygen buddy.
It’s two parts hydrogen, one part oxygen, fool. Yours is a formula for disaster!
I’m an idiot I admit it, all that posturing was just to make up for the fact that the best grade I ever got in chemistry was a C.
Suitably put in place
Is that W & Karl Rove’s relection in the eye of the bad guy (good?) guy?
first you screw with the scientologists — then you screw with DC’s copyrights — you’re going to be spending the next year in court
What’s wrong with Lorena’s bellybutton? It looks worse than mine and I’ve had 4 kids!
Hey aguafag, I know that Tom Cruise doesn’t believe in anything but Scientology…but I understand that he does have an eye for the fella’s…despite what you read in the hollywood rags…bet that has your orange undies….ewwwwww!!! What am I typing………..!!!!!!!! Your “adventures” have deviated my once “pure as the driven snow” mind…
Hey aguafag, I know that Tom Cruise doesn’t believe in anything but Scientology…but I understand that he does have an eye for the fella’s…despite what you read in the hollywood rags…bet that has your orange undies….ewwwwww!!! What am I typing………..!!!!!!!! Your “adventures” have deviated my once “pure as the driven snow” mind…
Wow! You really are Aquaman. I thought you were just FrankJ exploring his Aquaman fetish, but it is obvious you are the real deal!
Thank you for the update. I can safely save my comic book money for more important things (like beer) now.
Excellent post!