Bombing Leaflets

What the Zionist Media aren’t telling you about the leaflet-bombing runs over Beirut today is that on the back of the leaflets they had a coupon for 25% off of Harry’s House Of Matzoh…

Israel Air Force warplanes dropped thousands of leaflets denouncing Hezbollah guerrillas over the Lebanese capital of Beirut and its suburbs early Wednesday, two days after some of the worst border clashes in southern Lebanon in several years.
Lebanese security officials said the roar of jets was heard over the city before dawn after which thousands of leaflets were dropped.
“To the Lebanese citizens, who protects Lebanon?” read the small paper leaflet written in Arabic. “Who is lying to you? Who is sending your children to a battle they are not ready for? Who wishes the return of the destruction? Who is the tool in the hand of his Syrian and Iranian masters?”
Then in bold letters, it said: “Hezbollah is causing enormous harm to Lebanon,” adding that Israel was determined to protect its citizens.
The note was signed “The State of Israel.”

If I were to do a propaganda bombing run, I’d drop strips of paper with a peel-off adhesive strip on one end. Then, I’d print “GIVE THIS STIP A HALF-TWIST, TAPE THE ENDS TOGETHER, AND ASK YOURSELF HOW MANY SIDES IT HAS.”

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