Light Blogging At Instapundit Explained

(A Filthy Lie)
Glenn Reynolds recently apologized for a spate of light blogging at Instapundit, claiming to be “busy” with his new book. However, recent leaks from Scooter Libby show that he was actually working on a viable “exit strategy” to bring the troops home from Iraq, which the House is voting on tonight. The full text of the strategy follows in the extended entry…


1) Announce immediate pullout of all American troops from Iraq.
2) Observe Iraqis – note who cheers at the announcement.
3) Help cheerers celebrate with a White Phosphorus fireworks display that “somehow” goes horribly wrong.
4) Finish installing Iraqi democracy.
5) Immediately withdraw US troops.


Might have to “celebrate” the cheerers at ABC News next.

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