AP reports that New Jersey is looking for a new slogan.
Oh, and the deadline is today.
Hurry up! Suggest something!
(My suggestion: “Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.”)
AP reports that New Jersey is looking for a new slogan.
Oh, and the deadline is today.
Hurry up! Suggest something!
(My suggestion: “Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.”)
Fuggedaboudit.
“New Jersey- Your friendly neighborhood toxic waste dump.”
New Jersey: The butthole of America.
“What the **** YOU lookin’ at?”
New Jersey, where the only loan requirement is a roll in the hay with Jon Corzine.
Leave All Your “Problems” in New Jersey. My Cousin Knows a Guy.
New Jersey: Great View of Lady Liberty’s Backside
Come for the Calzones, Stay for the Wutter
NEW Jersey? What happened to the old one?
New Jersey – “Home of What is it?”
Okay, it’s corny. And nobody will get it, but there it is.
P.S. Whatever happened to Old Jersey?
Dang it Ricky, you beat me to it…
Hey, I took my shot at corny too!
Slogan, I gotcha slogan RIGHT HERE!
New Jersey: Just south of a screaming sea of liberals!
New Jersey: You Could Always Be Somewhere Better Than This
Jersey – it don’t suck
“What the **** YOU lookin’ at?”
Posted by aAron at November 14, 2005 04:36 PM
I believe that should be “Yo! What the ****you lookin’ at?”
“New Jersey – I love the smell of sewage in the morning!”
New Jersey – Home of the Teamster!
New Jersey – We Run the Cement Business in This Town!
New Jersey – I Love the Smell of the East River in the Morning!
New Jersey…the origin of “Planet of the Apes”!!!!!
I prefer the one SNL came up with.
“New Jersey and You – Who Farted?”
New Jersey – There is no such thing as the Mafia.
New Jersey: Your New York City Trip Bathroom Break
New Jersey: What Exit?
New Jersey: Industrial Chemical Processing Capital
New Jersey: C’mon, You Know We’re Corrupt
New Jersey: You’ll Never Think Once About it
New Jersey: Your Philadelphia and New York City Suburb
New Jersey: Ya, We’ll Pump Your Gas
New Jersey: Just hold your nose and keep driving.
Having just left the “Garden State” after 37 years, I think I might try my hand at this:
New Jersey: Yeah, it always smells like this.
New Jersey: Several of our politicians are not corrupt.
New Jersey: 3 out of 4 street corners agree (gas, booze, and banks).
New Jersey: three rights are the same as a left (that’s for those out-of-state drivers who don’t grok jug-handles).
New Jersey – at least it’s not Massachusettes
You guys are too negative. I grew up in Jersey. It’s nice. How about “If we suck so badly, why does everyone from Philly and NYC move here as soon as they make some money?” or maybe “Jersey. It’s NOT the butthole of the country, but you can see it from here.”
So, you’re saying the motto should be “New Jersey… not quite as bad as Philly and NYC.”
I’m from just over the border, in NY. How about this one:
“New Jersey – We can’t drive, but, hey, the gas is cheap.”
I’m from Connecticut but drive thru often.
New Jersey, kick your wallet to PA.
New Jersey: We’re not responsible for Ben Aflack. Really.
New Jersey: Somewhere between New York and Pennsylvania. With apologies to John Dickinson.
New Jersey: No Left Turns.
Jersey – No longer governed by a pervert who appoints his unqualified gay lover as head of homeland security. We now have a bearded chrome dome who shtupps union leaders and buys them houses.
I lived in Jersey for nine years, and have no plans of ever making a return visit.
“New Jersey: Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.”
“Now Entering New Jersey – Consider That Your Last Warning”
“New Jersey: No, you suck.”
“New Jersey: Please do not make any sudden arm movements.”
“New Jeresey: Now with more hobos.”
New Jersey : Bigger and With considerably more attractive cows than Old Jersey.
New Jersey: Stuck on Stupid.
New Jersey: Smell it again for the first time.
Monkey,
Those cows…are we referring to the people or the animal?
(Sorry, thatt was waaaay below the belt, but hey, I’ve been there!)
Be careful, or be roadkill!
All the charm of Detroit. All the culture of Phoenix.
New Jersey- The “No, none of us actually talks like that…you’re thinking of the Bronx” State.
NJ If we want your opinion, We’ll tell you what it is.
New Jersey, we have more money than Connecticut!
New Jersey – Just like California, but without the sun, usable beaches, and warmth.
New Jersey is for Dirty Sluts!
Not quite a slogan, but why are New Yorkers so depressed??? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey!
New Jersey, We’re not THAT corrupt…..
New Jersey…who farted?
New Jersey: We got rid of our environment years ago, and we’ve never been happier.
BJ and BS- just two of New Jersey’s national treasures. Come and discover the rest for yourself.
(personally, I prefer Bon Jovi….)
New Jersey English is our fifth language
New Jersey Be a millionaire and still live like a pauper
New Jersey, Welcome to Mecca West
New Jersey The place to raise a glowing family
New Jersey Still better than West Virginia
New Jersey Even if you have three nipples, you’ll feel normal here.
New Jersey: Please don’t associate us with Philly.
New Jersey: Hey You stupid New York %&*# get outta the left freakin lane.
New Jersey: Bad voters, good pasta.
New Jersey: Where it’s OK to drive 80 on the Parkway as long as your not a minority.
New Jersey: So are governer was a Gay idiot, but at least we don’t have Hillary Clinton in power.
New Jersey: Giving Gas-Pumping foreigners the chance to do something other then blowing people up.
New Jersey: Where people live who don’t want to pay $1.5 million for a 350 square foot apartment, roaches included.
New Jersey: Only the strong survive.
New Jersey: We’ll F***in kill you
my slogan (New Jersey a Shore Bet) I feel it’s sort and catchy much like The Big Apple.