The tagline is one-thirds untrue in my case

I am not unmedicated. I take Vytorin for my cholesterol.
Of course, when I “go off of my meds” I’m prone to heart attacks, stroke, and other cardiovascular problems and not, say, walking into a Stuckey’s and slashing everyone with a machette.
(Sorry, spacemonkey, but that was just burning a hole in my gut and had to get out before it reached my spine.)

5 Comments

  1. If I go off my meds…
    oh schmidt, I’m out, and have no money!
    EEAAAGGGHHHH!!!!
    Must.. kill.. monkeys….
    EEAAAGGHHHH!
    Must… change… name… to ….Dean….
    EEAAAGGHHHH!
    Must… hold… up… pharmacy….
    Real… soon…..
    But first…
    Must… find…. a… TGI Friday’s……

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