I know everyone is laughing about the X over Cheney’s face on CNN, but I hope you understand how these things work. First, they put X’s over our faces, next they’re rounding us up into concentration camps. These are scary times, people. If you see a liberal, make sure you have a shotgun on you to scare him off (shotguns ward off liberals same as garlic does vampires).
Sharp pointy sticks work too, but you have to go for the eyes…
First… I think…
What about a shotgun with a picture of Regan carved into the stock? Will it blow them away twice or will it be just one Big BANG! The END of their universe so to speak–
Regan was chief of staff for Reagan, genius.
I thought that crosses scared liberals (well, you know, religion in general)
Stxpid Compxter Glxchs! Soxry, it wxn’t hxppen agxin, I swxxxxxr!
Does this mean I have to go to camp now!
What if I wear a cross and hold out a copy of an Ann Coulter book. Would the libs just hiss and run away? Like in that scattering kind of way underneath rocks?
In that case, you use cross-shaped guns.
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Aw, c’mon! They said it was an accident. I suppose you think Janet Jackson exposed her boob on purpose too?
Frank- take them out to show them how a shotgun works, & hope there are no malfunctions.
Better yet… take them two miles out into the woods & leave them there… if they come out (most won’t), give them a chance at re-education, otherwise, shoot them where they stand.
’nuff said?
It’s called a boomstick, Frank
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