Captured in a spiderhole by the Marines? Hah! Shows how much you know!
In a newspaper interview, Saddam Hussein revealed his bold escape plan:
“Saddam hoped to emerge unnoticed in nearby bushes — before staging a Steve McQueen-type great escape riding a motorcycle.”
That’s right. Saddam Hussein was, in fact, legendary Arab motorcycle daredevil “Axis Of Evil” Knievel, famous for successfully jumping the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers in the 1412 Ramadan holiday special.
His identity was kept secret until now, although many suspected he was Saddam Hussein when in an interview he said: “How many bones have I broken? I’ve lost count… probably hundreds of thousands.”
He had planned on performing one more stunt to wow his insurgent followers in his hometown, but in his mad dash two years ago to get out of Tikrit he was thwarted by getting his Iraqi flag cape snagged in the spokes of the back wheel.
“Axis of Evil” Kinievel has to be the funniest phrase of the day
One mental picture — “Hot Shots Part Deux”
“Axis Of Evil” Knievel – ROFLMAO!
Dear Mr ‘Simon’ (if that’s your real name and not really Shloimey Ikey Rabinowitz or something Kosher like that)
You’re a big dope – it is a well-known fact that ‘Saddam’ was never captured. The Bushmeister and Lord Overlark (Karl Rove – it’s an anagram, do you know what an anagram is or do you think it’s what goyim call their parents’ mother Ana) arranged for a Saddam lookalike to be ‘caught’ and ‘put on ‘trial” in return for ‘whatever’ they promised him, like you think that Clinton used to do to get people to clam up about him. We all know that Bush’s father put the real Saddam in power and is now hiding him at the Bush family compound at Kennebushport… maybe it’s Hyannisbush, I’ve been contemplating a picture of Ted Kennedy and a bottle of Chivas, maybe the other way around…
Anyway, it’s all Bush’s fault.
“How many bones have I broken? I’ve lost count… probably hundreds of thousands.”
Very funny 🙂