I got to help win back the hood in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, so I’m going to pass on the SOTU. Anyway, I’m always more interested in the analysis afterwards. Hey, I admit it: I don’t know what to think until others tell me.
But, if something interesting happens, like Bush and Alito telling the filibustering Democrats to “suck it,” Bush declaring himself emperor and disolving the Senate, or Chuck Norris coming in and roundhouse kicking all the Dems in the face, then tell me in the comments.
Okay, what is it about Chuck Norris? First, I’ve never heard of the guy, and then sometime last Wednesday, everyone at school is cracking Chuck Norris jokes.
Dude, you don’t know who Chuck Norris is?
That’s sad
You’re the only blogger with the nerve to mention Chuck Norris in print.
Now I’ve got to find another blog to read. My condolences to your widow. I liked this place, too.
Chuck Norris shall make you burn in hell one million times….either that or I’ve lost some of my sanity…..nope….I’m guessing it’s both
Avoid the “Black Coffee”
In his movies, Chuck Norris represented the revival of American’s pride under Ronald Reagan, kicking Vietnamese ass in MIA and Arab ass in Delta Force.
It is thus only proper for him to come and aid George Bush against the Dems.
How am I going to know what to think until you tell me?
Jack Bauer dragged out and interrogated Mamma Moonbat. No Pics. Too bad he killed all the media in sight…
Chuck Norris is one of the newest jokes. But in a positive way. Not like that Ted Kennedy…
ssj2gunslinger,
Wuh?
I’m speechless.
Who’s Chuck Norris? How old are you?
(If the answer is 75 I may give you a pass.)
Hmmm. My previous post should have said,
“less than 15 or greater than 75…”
I guess it confused the symbols for HTML.
Chuck Norris is nothing but a has been “ol’ gummer,” take out off that toupee, his girdle and his false teeth and he isn’t worthy of sucking on Jack Bauer’s feces . . .
Maybe Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the guy to the face so hard he forgot who Chuck Norris is.
I hope Chuck Norris isn’t reading this. Oh the carnage.
Gotta pass this along though. A friend managed a motel in Cody Wyoming and Chuck Norris was a semi-regular guest during hunting season, and my friend says he’s one of the most down-to-earth likeable people he’s ever met. A facade, of course, as his method of hunting consists of walking up to an elk and staring at it until it topples over dead. He always fills his tag. And his skills improve, because now they crawl up into the bed of his pickup before dying. He’s working on having them gut themselves. Maybe next fall.
How many Chuck Norrises does it take to change a lightbulb?
None!
Chuck Norris’s light bulbs are too afraid to die.
Crap. that sucked.
Never mind.
ok. who ever doesn’t know who Chuck Norris is, or does not respect Chuck Norris should die now. Chuck Norris doesn’t beleive in God, God beleives in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not produce feces,as any feces knows it would get the chit kicked out of it.