Now everybody is saying that some other country that starts with I-R-A possess WMDs or is about to possess them.
Nope, not falling for that one again. This time, we wait until we see a nuclear explosion, and then it’s the job of our efficient, friendly U.N.
Let’s hope the UN Security council sends a Strongly Worded Letter. That’ll learn ’em.
Of course if they have John Bolton deliver it, they might indeed back down. No nation can withstand that white mustache. But he needs to make sure he doesn’t stand on the trap door leading to the UN ambassador-eating sharks.
Honestly, if such a mushroom cloud were, God forbid, over Israel, I think the UN might dispense with the illusion and just cheer Iran on like they want to. Damn, holocaust-denying, Hew-hating, dictator-butt-kissing pinkos.
Still, they would probably issue a Stern Warning and a Harshly-Worded Condemnation, you know, keeping up appearances. Course, they’d do it while laughing and in between condemning the US for… um.. whatever. Like they need a real reason.
Er… that should read “Jew-Hating” of course. I see no evidence that the UN is a bunch of Hew haters. But it might be close enough to “Jew” to get them riled up.
Which brings up an interesting question: When Muslims living in Israel die in a terror attack by other Muslims, how many virgins do they get? Two and a half? Or do they go to hell because they didn’t don a splody belt first?
Frank, You are missing the obvious opportunity presented by this turn of events. All ya gotta do is dig up a verse in the Koran that says the Jews have a secret base on the moon and the Viola Nuked Moon.
Will we still get mad if they nuke, say Paris? I mean, with all the car fires will anyone really know?
That nuclear explosion you’re going to see may be over Tel Aviv or London, Frank.
We shouldn’t wait, bomb them now.
I’ll be mad if they nuke Paris – there goes my study abroad opportunity.
That’s the only reason I’d care, though.
Well, if the Islamofacists get to nuke Israel or Paris or someplace, do we finally get to Nuke the Moon? Please? Please?
We must send Jimmy Carter to Iran first to begin peace talks. Just after his plane lands we bomb. Oh the Irany!
Frankie, I’m sure you and Mr. Shiny will protect us
Oh no.
Is Iraland acting up again?
I swear, those Irashmen haven’t done a single nice thing for the world since they invented St. Patrick’s Day.