TOP SECRET CONVERSATION ABOARD Z.O.G. SCHLOMO GOLDBERG (SECRET ISRAELI NUCLEAR SPY SUB) CAPTAIN: Are our missiles ready to launch against Mecca, Medinah, Cairo, Damascus, Tehran, and Southfield Hills? FIRST MATE: Aye aye, Captain. THUD CAPTAIN: What was that? FIRST MATE: Heck if I know. But our hatch doors are damaged. CAPTAIN: Return to base at … Continue reading Chris DeBurgh was right: Don’t pay the ferryman until he gets you to the other side