Dissent is being stifled left and right, well left anyway. The Bushco-Halliburton constructed re-education camps in Texas are already filling up. Now the camps themselves are begining to become stifling what with all the crowding and the combined hippy odors of those being detained. The Democratic Underground, KOS and the City of Seatle are all practically empty now. The few remaining ‘voices’ are Rightwing moles used to badger and ferret out the rats. Other rodent figures of speech were not available for comment.
In related news, the depopulations of dissenters resulting from liberals being abducted along with the new jobs created from new camp construction are driving unemployment down nationwide. However this depopulation is only freeing up on average 1 job for every 25 liberals being sent to the camps, since many are able to remain gainfully unemployed during their in-camp-ceration.
Gas prices are down a little, due to the influx of stolen Afghani and Iraqi oil. However, the upcoming wars we have scheduled with Venezuela and Iran should help bring them down further to make the solution to the liberal problem more cost effective.
Dammit, why do I have to learn this here? Did Karl Rove lose my email?
Bastid.
How is a digital brownshirt supposed to keep up on events if Rove doesn’t send my emails?
Why would Rove read your emails when he can just as easily read your mind?
Why do you always discriminate against Vole-Americans, Lemming-Americans, and Capybera-Americans? Why???
Wha? Am I dead?
Is this heaven?
Venezuela, Iran, phooey! We should be making war on Canada, they’re our biggest foreign oil supplier. Annex Alberta NOW!
Or as a peaceful alternative we could just march the entire Republican population of California (they’re not doing any good there anyway) up across the border, where they could settle down and VOTE Canada into the US of A. There’s only 30 million of them, after all.
Afghani oil? From where? The armpits of Afghanis?
Ew!!
Russ, yes armpits and, I beleive, their hair.
I just had a mental flash that Cartman would be the head of the camp…damn hippies!
Badgers and ferrets are mustelidi, not rodents. The difference, you ask? Mustelidi have stink glands!