Enough Already

I’m tired of seeing wacko lefty moonbats calling President Bush “Chimpy McHitler.” It’s just stupid and has no bearing in reality. Hitler was never lax on border security, and chimpanzees are quite territorial.

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  1. If duel we must, let it be to the pain! “To the pain,” means the first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles, then your hands at the wrists, next your nose. The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by the right . . . Your ears you keep, and I’ll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish, every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out: “Dear God, what is that thing?” will echo in your perfect ears. That is what “to the pain” means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery, forever.

  2. Muuuuuurrrrrdddeeeeeerrrrr…
    Like on Minority report. Man, were those milky kids freaky.
    Omigod! Doug killed the comments page!
    Like on South Park. Man, are those cartoon weirdos stupid.
    Hey, it’s cool, Doug. I do that occasionally, too – er, I’ve never killed the comments page, but I link to relevant posts on my own blog. Got 14 hits to a single post from doing so today, in fact. Mmm-hmm. Not that anyone stayed after realizing I was self-aggrandizing, but, hey… it’s always worth a shot.

  3. I’m sorry I killed the comments page. Please spank me…….How did I kill it anyway? Thanks Blie for the encouragement. I’ll try not to aggrandize. my dream is to be funny…like Frank…and my hero Greg Gutfeld…he has big pecs that make communists go wee wee in their little pink tights.

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