The Chinese have stopped funding research into a neutron bomb so they can pour money into something even more potentially destructive: the Hillary Clinton campaign.
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If Hillary wins in ’08, Communist China will abandon their ways in shame, because they know they won’t be able to hold a candle to her Godless socialist agenda.
Why waste time and money on research when Hillary will give them the design (doubtlessly via Sandy Burgler’s socks).
On the upside, maybe they can use all that spare research capacity to figure out how to manufacture toys, food, etc. without them containing high levels of lead, chromium, and other toxic compounds. But then, they’ll probably just work on more efficient ways to execute peasants and sell their organs….
“On the upside, maybe they can use all that spare research capacity to figure out how to manufacture toys, food, etc. without them containing high levels of lead, chromium, and other toxic compounds.”
Surely you don’t think this has been by accident. After all if you damage them when they are young you won’t meet them on the battle field.
Hillary will straighten out the error of our ways for the last 8 years Comrads! I for one am excited that our great and glorious leader shall be generous to her people and I pledge to work hard in the rice paddy daily for my ration of what really belongs to the collective! “I” no longer exist in the interest of the larger “we”…
When the history books are written about a once famous blog called IMAO who made fun of the Glorious Leader of Thick Thighs…I shall be the one that gathers these books up and burns them as a lesson for all those who might think that “discourse” acceptable in our new freedom! (Hey, I like this new religion that I’m creating for myself! Do you guys think I might get some following and some hard ass cash if I keep it up?)
Hillary will straighten out the error of our ways for the last 8 years Comrads! I for one am excited that our great and glorious leader shall be generous to her people and I pledge to work hard in the rice paddy daily for my ration of what really belongs to the collective! “I” no longer exist in the interest of the larger “we”…
#8 – Posted by: ussjimmycarter on October 5, 2007 05:13 PM slaps forehead
No WONDER Katie Couric doesn’t like to use the word “we” when refering to herself as a US citizen. To Communists, the word “we” has a whole different meaning….Well duh….Why didn’t I get that before?
“If Hillary wins in ’08, Communist China will abandon their ways in shame, because they know they won’t be able to hold a candle to her Godless socialist agenda.”
Oh come on now. The Chinese could never afford Hilary’s health care plan. Besides the Chinese are all fake communists, Hilary is the real thing.
When Clinton becomes the Premier, it shall be decreed that “Living History” will be released in its bold new All-Red cover, reduced to paperback size, and distributed to schoolchildren throughout the nation.
Little red cookbook, little red cookbook….
If Hillary wins in ’08, Communist China will abandon their ways in shame, because they know they won’t be able to hold a candle to her Godless socialist agenda.
This is totally off topic but, how often do you think that Mrs. Clinton ‘Bundies’ the toilet?
Hey, I thought these terrible truths were suppose to be funny like the fabulous facts. This one ain’t funny, it’s truth.
This one is far too scary for satire.
“This one ain’t funny, it’s truth.”
I guess he really meant it when it called it “Terrible Truth”
Why waste time and money on research when Hillary will give them the design (doubtlessly via Sandy Burgler’s socks).
On the upside, maybe they can use all that spare research capacity to figure out how to manufacture toys, food, etc. without them containing high levels of lead, chromium, and other toxic compounds. But then, they’ll probably just work on more efficient ways to execute peasants and sell their organs….
“On the upside, maybe they can use all that spare research capacity to figure out how to manufacture toys, food, etc. without them containing high levels of lead, chromium, and other toxic compounds.”
Surely you don’t think this has been by accident. After all if you damage them when they are young you won’t meet them on the battle field.
Hillary will straighten out the error of our ways for the last 8 years Comrads! I for one am excited that our great and glorious leader shall be generous to her people and I pledge to work hard in the rice paddy daily for my ration of what really belongs to the collective! “I” no longer exist in the interest of the larger “we”…
When the history books are written about a once famous blog called IMAO who made fun of the Glorious Leader of Thick Thighs…I shall be the one that gathers these books up and burns them as a lesson for all those who might think that “discourse” acceptable in our new freedom! (Hey, I like this new religion that I’m creating for myself! Do you guys think I might get some following and some hard ass cash if I keep it up?)
Yes,ussjc – but only from Hillary and only after you take the next step: fundraising. You need a Chinese connection. Give her a call. 🙂
Hillary will straighten out the error of our ways for the last 8 years Comrads! I for one am excited that our great and glorious leader shall be generous to her people and I pledge to work hard in the rice paddy daily for my ration of what really belongs to the collective! “I” no longer exist in the interest of the larger “we”…
#8 – Posted by: ussjimmycarter on October 5, 2007 05:13 PM
slaps forehead
No WONDER Katie Couric doesn’t like to use the word “we” when refering to herself as a US citizen. To Communists, the word “we” has a whole different meaning….Well duh….Why didn’t I get that before?
Hillary Clinton…soon to be called Glorious Leader God of The Universe and The One Of Thick Thighs frowns on Katie the perky one…
“If Hillary wins in ’08, Communist China will abandon their ways in shame, because they know they won’t be able to hold a candle to her Godless socialist agenda.”
Oh come on now. The Chinese could never afford Hilary’s health care plan. Besides the Chinese are all fake communists, Hilary is the real thing.
When Clinton becomes the Premier, it shall be decreed that “Living History” will be released in its bold new All-Red cover, reduced to paperback size, and distributed to schoolchildren throughout the nation.
Little red cookbook, little red cookbook….