A Winner Supported by a Giant Gaggle of Losers

Got this as a late comment to a post about Ron Paul, and I thought I’d share. It was posted under the name “Ronald Reagan”:

I like Ron Paul. He is a Vetean, and he will be a fine President.
I really do not understand why you would want to elect Hillary with all those loser Candidates.
Vote Ron Paul. He is the winner among us.

From context, I assume a Vetean is either a type of benevolent space alien or a member of a mystical suborder of the high elves.

26 Comments

  1. Frank, I love you. But you are the wrong dude to be mocking people for making a typo.
    “A Winner support by a Giant Gaggle of Losers” … do you mean “supported?” And this ain’t the first.
    Keep the comedy coming.
    Don’t taze me bro.
    [In my defense, I’m making fun of much more than the typo. -Ed.]

  2. Ther was a race of beings on ST:Voyager called the Videans who were being systematically destroyed by a disease call the ‘Phage’ and they would take a crew off a ship and submit them to horrible usually fatal genetic tests in search of a cure. They would also harvest body parts off their captives to translant onto themselves.
    I wonder if that is the Alien race Paul hails from.

  3. I’m pretty sure the Veteans are the same race of alien that visited Kucinic. You see, the aliens are planning to take us over from within. By putting such winners in place in both political parties, they ensure their control over us.
    Listen to Tom Cruise. Only Scientology can save us from the Veteans.

  4. Morpheus,
    The major party candidates with actual military service include Ron Paul, John McCain, Duncan Hunter, Chris Dodd and Mike Gravel.
    Ron Paul has received more financial support from military servicemen than any other candidate. There were hundreds of veterans in the crowd of 5000 in Philly to see Dr. Paul this weekend, where he received the endorsement of the founder of Rolling Thunder. In the past, he has been endorsed more than once by Veterans of Foreign Wars. Are these people who fought for their country losers? I don’t think so.
    Don’t whack a vet for a typo. He might have fewer fingers than you.

  5. “Ron Paul can no longer be labeled a “long shot” candidate. He has clearly has surpassed John McCain and is now a “top tier” candidate. I have created a website to support this statement.
    Please visit http://www.thecaseforronpaul.com and judge for yourself.”
    #6 – Posted by: Cleaner44 on November 12, 2007 11:24 AM
    Wow, I thought for sure your site was going to be a parody, because… well McCain is a long shot candidate, no one takes McCain seriously, so even if Ron Paul surpassed McCain (he hasn’t) it wouldn’t mean a thing.
    Cleaner44 = teh dumb

  6. This must have been the Ronald Reagan to whom one of the Paulestinians was referring when it implied that Ronald Reagan followed the glorious libertarian foreign policy for which Ron Paul is so famous.
    I knew it couldn’t have been referring to the Ronald Reagan who was President of the United States….

  7. Out of all the canidates for president, McCain probably went thorugh the worst of it for our country’s freedom. He went through some of the worst shit the Vietnam war had to offer. Ron Paul? He was a surgeon in who treated pilots in the early days of Vietnam (kinda like what my dad did)

  8. I can’t comment on losers…I’m a pathetic Minnesota Vikings fan…sigh… On a bright note, I did attend the Iowa – Minnesota game in Iowa City last weekend and saw my beloved Hawkeyes kick the gophers asses!

  9. I love when my Tolkien geekery and right-wingedness get a chance to collide!
    And ussjimmycarter–it could be worse: you could be a gopher fan too, and then you’d just be pathetic. (I’m a life-long Packer & Badger fan, so while I despise the Vikings, my family hates the gophers so much that I would’ve probably been disowned if I ever went to school there.)

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