John Edwards hates his new iPod Nano because carrying it gives him such a backache.
Bonus Fact from Jim:
Last Halloween John Edwards answered the door wearing a green hat with a long feather, a green leather jerkin, green tights, and green slippers with a bell at the curved toe. One parent remarked, “Nice costume, who are you? Peter Pan?”
To which Johnnie answered, “…costume…?”
Two Bonus Facts from Bill:
A friend of the Edwards family rigged up a vice and small pipe wrench on a stand so little John would be able to separate the two halves of Oreo Cookies by himself.
John Edwards has a phobia about sneezing, since he once got a very nasty paper cut pulling out a Kleenex.
Besides the bachache, he has trouble pushing the buttons, too.
John Edwards almost joined the Navy when he heard there was an almost endless supply of sea-men.
When John Edwards needs to unwind after a hard day of campaigning, he has the wife make him a highball of smooth chocolatey Ovaltine—stiffened with real malt flavor.
John Edwards was going to get a Tramp Stamp until he heard needles were involved. Now he’s going to have Mrs. Edwards draw one on him with colored Sharpies and hope that the ink will permenantly stain his skin.