That house falling thing was suicide, not murder. Besides, right after the house fell, Hillary’s flying monkeys came by her sister’s house and cleaned out her safe so the evidence is all gone.
I heard a different story regarding Hillary’s sibling’s demise. You see, Hillary is sort of like Artemis, who midwifed the birth of her twin Apollo, except Hillary upon birth helped abort her twin. Practically the same thing.
You folks got it all wrong. Her icy demeanor is because John Edwards got her sister’s ruby slippers, and because everybody says they look better on him.
For the record, Hillary has no comment on the house falling on her sister. She would only state that her positions are well known after 35 years of doing whatever it was she supposedly did for 35 years.
Wait a minute. I thought she -was- the Wicked Witch of the East?!?! So who’s under the house?
Hillary was outraged that the little girl got credit for the carnage instead of her.
She’s the wicked witch of the West.
That house falling thing was suicide, not murder. Besides, right after the house fell, Hillary’s flying monkeys came by her sister’s house and cleaned out her safe so the evidence is all gone.
I heard a different story regarding Hillary’s sibling’s demise. You see, Hillary is sort of like Artemis, who midwifed the birth of her twin Apollo, except Hillary upon birth helped abort her twin. Practically the same thing.
You folks got it all wrong. Her icy demeanor is because John Edwards got her sister’s ruby slippers, and because everybody says they look better on him.
I think we ought to show some more compassion on someone who has suffered a tragedy like that. We should get her a cup of cold water or something.
For the record, Hillary has no comment on the house falling on her sister. She would only state that her positions are well known after 35 years of doing whatever it was she supposedly did for 35 years.
Well if ccso8462 is right, then John Edwards had better be careful. She can’t get her hands on them while he’s alive.
ccso8462, you’re just begging for Paultard spam about how they should be SILVER slippers, you know that?
Did she get crushed from a house or a double-wide?
That’s pure comedy. Best one yet.
I am waiting for a little girl from Kansas to soak her with the mop water.
I heard that John Edwards arranged for an associate of his to kill her sister.
He is a “Friend of Dorothy”