Blocked Update

Just so you know, IMAO is no longer blocked by Websense since they are a good company and only block bad sites that no one should ever visit at a place of work. The comment I made about them and China was unfounded, and I’m sure they only block like kiddie porn for them or something. Also, I want to apologize for calling their management “a bunch of dumb crackers” as that was both racist and hateful.
That is all.

Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact

john edwards fabulous.jpgJohn Edwards loves playing tennis. He feels so deliciously naughty when his skirt flies up during his serves.

Rumor of the Day

Obama snorts cocaine off of his well-worn Koran.
Pass this on to the nearest Hillary staffer.

The Official IMAO Republican Primary Endorsement

IMAO has long been a revered conservative institution, and we thought it would be neglectfully of us not to weigh in on who the Republicans should nominate for president. Surveys show that most Republicans are not certain of their current choice and a whole 53% of them are waiting for IMAO to tell them more.
So, looking at all the facts, here is who IMAO thinks should be the Republican nominee:

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Daily Fred Thompson Fact

Fred Thompson used to be quite the ladies man before he married Jeri. In fact, there’s a fifty percent chance he’s your real father.