I’m going to try and hack out a new In My World™ by the end of the day, so keep your fingers crossed and don’t bother me.
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Hey Frank, this is for you: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16889102136
Be sure to show your wifey… [Sweeeet. BTW, comments count as bothering me, because I’m like, “Oh! A comment! I better read it!” and thus time that could be spent writing my IMW is wasted. Thanks for ruining it for everyone, Dr. Feelgood.]
But did you polish the pots and pans? Is the flatware spotless? Did you sweep the hearth? Mend your stepsisters’ gowns? wait… wrong story.
Hey, Frank, hey Frank! Guess what? Guess what? Ummmmmm I dunno.
FRAAAANNNKKKKK!!!! The dog bit me. No, the cat scratched me. No, the lamp fell off the table by itself. No, I want a snack. No, I want a story. No, I want to go play in the snow. No, I want to stay in and play with my tractors.
Why does the snow stick to the ground? Why does the dog turn around before it lays down? Why does the cat wash its face? Why does water make ice? Why can’t little brother talk yet? Why are you putting that gun in your mouth?
(Because you don’t have any children around your place, and because you specifically asked not to be interrupted, I thought I’d give you a taste of what it’s like.)
Welcome back.
If you’d just take my suggestion and stick in Hugo Chavez’s actual antics over the past few weeks, you’d already be done.
And is anyone else absolutely amazed that Google Ads hasn’t figured out that this is a satire site? I’m seeing ads for defense against deportation right next to the IMAO logo, and “Not my president” shirt ads just above the comments box. I’d be pretty hacked off if I were paying for those…
Please define “hack”…
Are you “A” trying to infiltrate someone else’s computer to steal there ideas or
“B” a hack in that you are an imposter and you really don’t know what you are doing, or my favorite
“C” Hack as in chopping down a tree with a large ax starting with the environmentalist hugging it and then working your way through the outer bark.
Hey Frank, this is for you:
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16889102136
Be sure to show your wifey…
[Sweeeet. BTW, comments count as bothering me, because I’m like, “Oh! A comment! I better read it!” and thus time that could be spent writing my IMW is wasted. Thanks for ruining it for everyone, Dr. Feelgood.]
are you done yet?
are you done yet?
But did you polish the pots and pans? Is the flatware spotless? Did you sweep the hearth? Mend your stepsisters’ gowns? wait… wrong story.
Hey, Frank, hey Frank! Guess what? Guess what? Ummmmmm I dunno.
FRAAAANNNKKKKK!!!! The dog bit me. No, the cat scratched me. No, the lamp fell off the table by itself. No, I want a snack. No, I want a story. No, I want to go play in the snow. No, I want to stay in and play with my tractors.
Why does the snow stick to the ground? Why does the dog turn around before it lays down? Why does the cat wash its face? Why does water make ice? Why can’t little brother talk yet? Why are you putting that gun in your mouth?
(Because you don’t have any children around your place, and because you specifically asked not to be interrupted, I thought I’d give you a taste of what it’s like.)
Welcome back.
If you’d just take my suggestion and stick in Hugo Chavez’s actual antics over the past few weeks, you’d already be done.
And is anyone else absolutely amazed that Google Ads hasn’t figured out that this is a satire site? I’m seeing ads for defense against deportation right next to the IMAO logo, and “Not my president” shirt ads just above the comments box. I’d be pretty hacked off if I were paying for those…
As my father says (sort of): Horses sweat. Men perspire. John Edwards glows.
Please define “hack”…
Are you “A” trying to infiltrate someone else’s computer to steal there ideas or
“B” a hack in that you are an imposter and you really don’t know what you are doing, or my favorite
“C” Hack as in chopping down a tree with a large ax starting with the environmentalist hugging it and then working your way through the outer bark.