When Fred Thompson says, “Have a merry Christmas,” that’s not a meaningless platitude — it’s a command — so you better have a Christmas so merry blood is shooting out your eyes because Fred Thompson is coming to town.
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Awesome, a little obvious but Awesome.
I’d like to take a moment and say thank you Frank J. for your wonderful site. You are very funny and entertaining.
#2: Does that mean you have enough money to rebuild him, better, stronger and faster?
Howard Dean was the guru of internet fund-raising. Don’t expect Mr. Paul to do much better than he did.
Years ago Fred Thompson wished my family a Merry Christmas – and it was the awesomest Christmas ever!
That week my dad won a major prize from some contest he entered – a really cool lamp.
My little brother, Tim, got his legs fixed and was able to walk without a crutch for the first time in his life.
On Christmas Eve some jerk broke into our house and every other house in the neighborhood and stole all of our presents and even a roast my mom made. Fred Thompson caught the guy and beat the snot out of him and made him give all the presents back. Including a Red Ryder BB gun for me!
Thank you Fred Thompson!
Fred’s a big disappointment. He’s letting down anyone who had hopes he would win. But what did you expect? It was obvious he was bad from the start. He’s an awful and boring speaker. The Patriots would crush Fred like he was an itty bitty bug.
Dwight, the Patriots couldn’t even crush the Jets or Ravens, and last I checked, those teams had a combined record of (7-21). Fred could stay off the field til the fourth quarter and still beat the Patriots by himself.
Awesome, a little obvious but Awesome.
I’d like to take a moment and say thank you Frank J. for your wonderful site. You are very funny and entertaining.
Ron Paul just kicked your droll candidate’s ass raising another 6 million in a single day.
#2 – Posted by: Go Fred? WTF on December 17, 2007 09:39 AM
$6 million dollars more for Ron Paul’s retirement fund I guess.
Similar to Santa Clause, Fred Thompson keeps a naughty and nice list. But the categories are changed to Kill and Don’t Kill…Yet.
#2: Does that mean you have enough money to rebuild him, better, stronger and faster?
Howard Dean was the guru of internet fund-raising. Don’t expect Mr. Paul to do much better than he did.
Gabe: I love your suggestion. “kill and don’t kill…yet”
Years ago Fred Thompson wished my family a Merry Christmas – and it was the awesomest Christmas ever!
That week my dad won a major prize from some contest he entered – a really cool lamp.
My little brother, Tim, got his legs fixed and was able to walk without a crutch for the first time in his life.
On Christmas Eve some jerk broke into our house and every other house in the neighborhood and stole all of our presents and even a roast my mom made. Fred Thompson caught the guy and beat the snot out of him and made him give all the presents back. Including a Red Ryder BB gun for me!
Thank you Fred Thompson!
… Fred Thompson is coming to town.
How right you are.
#4 – Posted by: Gabe on December 17, 2007 10:01 AM
You got teh funneh
Chuck Norris’s tears can cure cancer. This Christmas cancer is getting cured…because Fred is coming to town.
so you better have a Christmas so merry blood is shooting out your eyes
Are you saying that Fred! wants me to smoke pot this Christmas?
The New England Patriots are going to go undefeated this year, unless they have to play Fred Thompson.
Fred’s a big disappointment. He’s letting down anyone who had hopes he would win. But what did you expect? It was obvious he was bad from the start. He’s an awful and boring speaker. The Patriots would crush Fred like he was an itty bitty bug.
Dwight, the Patriots couldn’t even crush the Jets or Ravens, and last I checked, those teams had a combined record of (7-21). Fred could stay off the field til the fourth quarter and still beat the Patriots by himself.