In nature, the crocodile promises the Egyptian Plover (or crocodile bird) that it won’t be eaten as long as it does a good job of picking rotting food out of its teeth.
In politics, John Edwards promises working families that his policies will not harm them as long as they vote for him.
Crocodile ’08
Trust Matters

Not gay enough; seems more like a hillary clinton terrible truth.
Trust matters – that is true. But John Edwards in a personal injury lawyer and a politician – hardly comparable to the trustworthiness of a crocodile.
The difference being that the crocodile keeps its promise.