I realized I never gave an update on the infrared remote control t-rex I got from John Hawkins. SarahK let me open it up on Christmas Day, but something was wrong with one of the feet. It kept just going around in circles, and when it roared the dog attacked it.
There’s probably a metaphor for Right Wing News there.

Perhaps you could threaten it into working. Show it a picture of Fred Thompson?
This sounds suspiciously like the candidacy of my main man, Alan Keyes.
Seriously, where’s the lovin’?