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  1. Kind of like wife swapping, Frank. Swap countries instead – but make it permanent!
    I almost puked when I saw Guiliani standing next to Juan during his endorsement announcement. The Fred Thompson shoe is bound to drop soon, also. You gotta be ready for that, sir.

  2. HELL YEAH! The only ones allowed will be conservatives and hot latinas! Besides, I’m in the mood to conquer a country. We’ll just say it’s an agreement that was made as a part of NAFTA.

  3. Not Mexico… Let’s go north to Canada!
    There will be plenty of room once those people who theatened to move there if Bush got re-elected start coming back on droves.
    I understand the weather will soon be perfect because of Global Warming. We already speak the language, eh? And they have good weed.

  4. No thanks to Mexico. I like indoor plumbing. How about Canada instead? More resources, winter sports, few people we need to worry about. In fact, we can ship all the Canadians who don’t think like us to Mexico. Or California. 🙂

  5. I do not believe McCain will choose Governor Huckabee for Assistant President. He will choose Romney because McCain wants to chase Osama to the gates of hell, but he will need Romney to go any further.

  6. C’mon, you guys. Mexico is a lovley place, (to leave)(live). We can make it a paradise, driving around in small cars, smoking weed, listening to mariachi music, drinking mescal, Corona, Pacifico, and muy tequila shots. What’s not to like? Beaches, babes, and booze (the three B’s). If we need another country, why not here? After all, they want ours. Canada is too freaking cold and there are too many Frogs.

  7. You know, was was prepared to just sit this election out and let the cow chips fall where they may, so that maybe in 4 years the RNC can come up with a real candidate. However, earlier today I was inadvertently locked in a room full of Hollywood liberals for about an hour and a half and I think I’m ready to vote for Juan McCain.
    Now I need a shower. I feel so dirty.

  8. You know how in the movie Braveheart, the king Longshanks of England said “The trouble with Scotland is, it’s full of Scots”?
    Not so with Mexico! As near as I can tell, there’s about 2641 Mexican males left in Mexico, so maybe it’s señoras atractivas for everyone after all (well, except for PSUdain & the conserva-chicks…unless their into that…)! The only foreseeable difficulty would be getting in without being assaulted by the chupacabra…

  9. The only foreseeable difficulty would be getting in without being assaulted by the chupacabra
    I’ve heard of that gross creature. I thought it was from Puerto Rico though not Mexico. It eats goat blood!

  10. #30 – I’m cool. I already have my hot Latin lover. Y’all knock yerselves out.
    And I’m down with a little old-fashioned American elbow grease to clean up that water/build plumbing. It’s not as if we’re the ones afraid of doing things without Big Daddy Government ‘helping’ or ‘making things fair’ for us.

  11. Anyone notice how the conservative ‘right wing hit men attack dogs’ are all recommending the hildebeast now?
    Coulter, Pat Buchanan, Glenn Beck have specifically said vote for the hilrod. They’re serious.
    Rush and Hannity have said it by default since they claim they’d rather by tased until they die than vote for McCain.

  12. Wait a damn minute! Hubby and I have already been to Mexico looking for a place (seriously). If all of you guys follow the place may get a bit crowded and prices might go up! Ah, but then we could switch the language and we wouldn’t have to learn Spanish. Paton? What about Don Julio – Now that’s tequila!

  13. #16 – Sorry, Crud is my evil.
    I like the weather better in Mexico, How about we do Costa Rica oe Belize? Great sailing and fishing, tropical weather.
    Plus, in Canada we’d have to hear all those pseudo-Frogs whine in French.

  14. Screw Canada, I want to get as far away from the Muslim fearing Canucks and all the problems they’ve created for themselves as possible. Mexico is warm, plenty of water-front and the water is only a problem due to infrastructure. Our factories are already there and most of the population would welcome a non-corrupt government with open arms.

  15. All we can do is stop giving a phuck. Let the sh*t go down, go with the flow; but vote straight Republican in the general election no matter what.
    Moving to Australia is not off the table. Don’t need no fence down there…

  16. That’s it! Scanners! Who can concentrate and make people’s heads explode. There were about 75 Scanners movies, including Scanners, Scanners II, Scanner Cop, Scanner Granny, Scanner Kitty-Cat, etc… now there can be Political Scanners.
    A McCain/Huckabee ticket would have to be evidence of a plan to scan McCain as already evident by the puffiness of his face on one side and his expression (he is definitely being scanned yo!).
    Haven’t seen Fred? He’s been scanned!
    Now we know what Shitlery Rotton is doing with all those facial contortions!
    Huckabee can block scans with his faith. Only ROM can focus an unstoppable power scan but he won’t do it.
    Definitely McCain/Huckabee cause Huckabee could protect McCain (they could go hunting together and instead of shooting somebody, Huckabee would fend off scanners).
    .. yeah I’m coming around to McCain/Huckabee. Nothing else is as important as keeping the Sharia overlords at bay and ya gotta believe they would do that…
    Look what this blog has done to me… I gotta go to work man!

  17. When we go to Mexico, let’s bring the Mexicannon. We will need it in the event that any Mexicans get back accross the border from the US or if any liberal Americans come down for a “visit” we can fire them back to Berkely…

  18. One word. CUBA.
    We get all the militias together, get some boats, go in through the Bay of Pigs. Castro is too sick to mount much resistance this time. Make the natives pass an English/Conservatives values test, or put ’em on boats to Miami.
    Bam! We got ourselves the biggest Caribbean island paradise all to ourselves, and when the lib US President abandons Gitmo in a year or so, we recruit those marines to start our own military. Then we lay off shore in wait for the eminent collapse of our former home.

  19. I say we invade and take over the U.S. Virgin Islands. We can change the name to the U.S. Conservative Islands after we “De-Virginize” it. Then we can just lay in the sun, drink rum and talk about how awesome we are!

  20. Well, seeing as the sun will suffer heat death before Maryland ever goes (R) in the general election, I’m going to vote Thompson. Then I’m just going to pray every night that I don’t actually die before 2012, and hope we at least have the option of voting in somebody worth a shit.

  21. Wait wait wait guys, there’s a perfect option in these posts that we’ve touched on…
    we go to Canada, because there’s drinkable water, indoor plumbing, the English language, etc., obviously. There’re several clear benefits to this:
    1) We can take over Canada and no one else in the world will even know or care… I mean, it’s not like Canada has ever done anything. Ever. Seriously, they’re almost as effective as the U.N!
    2) We can stand in long lines on the Canadian side of Niagra Falls and laugh our asses off at the left-wing nutjobs that actually elected McFace and Huckabutt to office in the now-doomed U.S. (note-to-self: remember to erect border fence first; damn liberals, they’re worse then those pesky mexicans)
    3) Extra-cool bonus point: Canada comes with a pre-stocked supply of wanna-be French punching bags!

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