If the Republican ticket is McCain/Huckabee, what should we do? I say we all head down to Mexico, take it over, and make it a conservative utopia.
Let’s be sure to make a border fence, though.
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Hmm…that might be nicer than my idea of taking over an oil rig in international waters to use as a base.
Kind of like wife swapping, Frank. Swap countries instead – but make it permanent!
I almost puked when I saw Guiliani standing next to Juan during his endorsement announcement. The Fred Thompson shoe is bound to drop soon, also. You gotta be ready for that, sir.
I concur if McCain wants to keep his base, he has to appease us. The evanglicals will still come out if McCain plays up abortion, and lets be honest huckabee’s liability.
HELL YEAH! The only ones allowed will be conservatives and hot latinas! Besides, I’m in the mood to conquer a country. We’ll just say it’s an agreement that was made as a part of NAFTA.
Not Mexico… Let’s go north to Canada!
There will be plenty of room once those people who theatened to move there if Bush got re-elected start coming back on droves.
I understand the weather will soon be perfect because of Global Warming. We already speak the language, eh? And they have good weed.
No thanks to Mexico. I like indoor plumbing. How about Canada instead? More resources, winter sports, few people we need to worry about. In fact, we can ship all the Canadians who don’t think like us to Mexico. Or California. 🙂
Dood! LOL on that ticket. Can you say ass kicking? It will get crushed like 70-30 if ever it does!
Perez Hilton says vote for Hillary!!!!!!!!! Do it! Do it! CRUSH GOP 2008!
Bad news, Frank. The US overran Mexico during the Mexican-American war. We got all the way to Mexico City, looked around and said “you Know what? you can have it back- we don’t want it!”
Another problem with Mexico Vs Canada is that the Mexicans actually could put up a fight. We all know the Canadians have been disarmed and deballed by the Government. 😉
I have had enough, if McCain chooses the Huckeister as his VP, I may just go ahead and write in Chthulhu so I am not voting for the Lesser of the Evils.
I do not believe McCain will choose Governor Huckabee for Assistant President. He will choose Romney because McCain wants to chase Osama to the gates of hell, but he will need Romney to go any further.
Let’s go to Mexico! When McCain takes down the wall and builds a super highway there won’t be any Mexican’s left and we can clean the water. It’s too easy to get buggered in Canada…
I noticed that Ronald Reagan was the featured article on Wikipedia today. Even the folks at Wikipedia know that the GOP is picking a RINO. It’s like they are trying to remind us of what real conservatism is.
C’mon, you guys. Mexico is a lovley place, (to leave)(live). We can make it a paradise, driving around in small cars, smoking weed, listening to mariachi music, drinking mescal, Corona, Pacifico, and muy tequila shots. What’s not to like? Beaches, babes, and booze (the three B’s). If we need another country, why not here? After all, they want ours. Canada is too freaking cold and there are too many Frogs.
Just give it a couple years into the McCain presidency. All the Mexicans will be here, and we can just walk in, finish building the fence, put the locks on our side, and call it won.
You know, was was prepared to just sit this election out and let the cow chips fall where they may, so that maybe in 4 years the RNC can come up with a real candidate. However, earlier today I was inadvertently locked in a room full of Hollywood liberals for about an hour and a half and I think I’m ready to vote for Juan McCain.
Now I need a shower. I feel so dirty.
You know how in the movie Braveheart, the king Longshanks of England said “The trouble with Scotland is, it’s full of Scots”?
Not so with Mexico! As near as I can tell, there’s about 2641 Mexican males left in Mexico, so maybe it’s señoras atractivas for everyone after all (well, except for PSUdain & the conserva-chicks…unless their into that…)! The only foreseeable difficulty would be getting in without being assaulted by the chupacabra…
We throw all the Democrats and RINOs out of N. and S. Carolina.\ and Tennessee draft Fred for King and suceed!!!! Ammo ready and Jefferson Davis money LOL!!!!
Well we could force McCain to make Fred his VP…then on day 1 of McCain’s inagaration we start Impeachment proceedings against him for being Frickin nuts!!!
Problem solved!!!!
Well we could force McCain to make Fred his VP…then on day 1 of McCain’s inagaration we start Impeachment proceedings against him for being Frickin nuts!!!
Problem solved!!!!
The only foreseeable difficulty would be getting in without being assaulted by the chupacabra
I’ve heard of that gross creature. I thought it was from Puerto Rico though not Mexico. It eats goat blood!
#30 – I’m cool. I already have my hot Latin lover. Y’all knock yerselves out.
And I’m down with a little old-fashioned American elbow grease to clean up that water/build plumbing. It’s not as if we’re the ones afraid of doing things without Big Daddy Government ‘helping’ or ‘making things fair’ for us.
Spanglish. Tea Leaoi shall be the queen of the Conservative empire of the United States of Mexico (USM) where all (right thinking people) can live a life of tanning, freedom, and peso extravaganzas.
Spanglish. Tea Leaoi shall be the queen of the Conservative empire of the United States of Mexico (USM) where all (right thinking people) can live a life of tanning, freedom, and peso extravaganzas.
Anyone notice how the conservative ‘right wing hit men attack dogs’ are all recommending the hildebeast now?
Coulter, Pat Buchanan, Glenn Beck have specifically said vote for the hilrod. They’re serious.
Rush and Hannity have said it by default since they claim they’d rather by tased until they die than vote for McCain.
Wait a damn minute! Hubby and I have already been to Mexico looking for a place (seriously). If all of you guys follow the place may get a bit crowded and prices might go up! Ah, but then we could switch the language and we wouldn’t have to learn Spanish. Paton? What about Don Julio – Now that’s tequila!
And you believe that, fool? HillBilly is NOT going to get the vote of any Right minded person with an ounce of true values of the conservative movement.
#16 – Sorry, Crud is my evil.
I like the weather better in Mexico, How about we do Costa Rica oe Belize? Great sailing and fishing, tropical weather.
Plus, in Canada we’d have to hear all those pseudo-Frogs whine in French.
If we mass enough numbers, we could overthrow the entire continent of Antarctica. Vast acreage lying virtually unclaimed. They say everything is bigger in Texas, but that has nothing on Antarctica.
Frank I’m telling you I couldn’t agree more, except, we should just take over Canada-they are too laid back and liberal to care! Also indoor plumbing and drinkable water are a big time plus.
This sounds familiar… do I get residuals for this?? Or in the very least a bottle of Tequila and some quality alone time with that monkey and a electric branding iron??
If the Republican ticket is McCain/Huckabee, what should we do?
HA! LIKE IT MATTERS!
HILLARY OBAMA STOMPORAMA!
DEMOCRATS IN D HOUSE IN ’08!!
REPUBLICANS OUTTA D HOUSE!
ELECTION 08 SLAMMED IN UR CONSERVATIVE FACE!!
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Screw Canada, I want to get as far away from the Muslim fearing Canucks and all the problems they’ve created for themselves as possible. Mexico is warm, plenty of water-front and the water is only a problem due to infrastructure. Our factories are already there and most of the population would welcome a non-corrupt government with open arms.
All we can do is stop giving a phuck. Let the sh*t go down, go with the flow; but vote straight Republican in the general election no matter what.
Moving to Australia is not off the table. Don’t need no fence down there…
Moving to Australia is not off the table. Don’t need no fence down there…
Enjoy the new prime minister now in power there.
LIBERALS ARE TAKING POWER ALL OVER THE GLOBE!
Hey, I’m all for a McCain/Huckabee ticket just because it will make the heads of people like AlanBBQ and Master Shake explode.
YOu know, kind of like that movie “Scanners”.
That’s it! Scanners! Who can concentrate and make people’s heads explode. There were about 75 Scanners movies, including Scanners, Scanners II, Scanner Cop, Scanner Granny, Scanner Kitty-Cat, etc… now there can be Political Scanners.
A McCain/Huckabee ticket would have to be evidence of a plan to scan McCain as already evident by the puffiness of his face on one side and his expression (he is definitely being scanned yo!).
Haven’t seen Fred? He’s been scanned!
Now we know what Shitlery Rotton is doing with all those facial contortions!
Huckabee can block scans with his faith. Only ROM can focus an unstoppable power scan but he won’t do it.
Definitely McCain/Huckabee cause Huckabee could protect McCain (they could go hunting together and instead of shooting somebody, Huckabee would fend off scanners).
.. yeah I’m coming around to McCain/Huckabee. Nothing else is as important as keeping the Sharia overlords at bay and ya gotta believe they would do that…
Look what this blog has done to me… I gotta go to work man!
When we go to Mexico, let’s bring the Mexicannon. We will need it in the event that any Mexicans get back accross the border from the US or if any liberal Americans come down for a “visit” we can fire them back to Berkely…
One word. CUBA.
We get all the militias together, get some boats, go in through the Bay of Pigs. Castro is too sick to mount much resistance this time. Make the natives pass an English/Conservatives values test, or put ’em on boats to Miami.
Bam! We got ourselves the biggest Caribbean island paradise all to ourselves, and when the lib US President abandons Gitmo in a year or so, we recruit those marines to start our own military. Then we lay off shore in wait for the eminent collapse of our former home.
I say we invade and take over the U.S. Virgin Islands. We can change the name to the U.S. Conservative Islands after we “De-Virginize” it. Then we can just lay in the sun, drink rum and talk about how awesome we are!
Well, seeing as the sun will suffer heat death before Maryland ever goes (R) in the general election, I’m going to vote Thompson. Then I’m just going to pray every night that I don’t actually die before 2012, and hope we at least have the option of voting in somebody worth a shit.
Wait wait wait guys, there’s a perfect option in these posts that we’ve touched on…
we go to Canada, because there’s drinkable water, indoor plumbing, the English language, etc., obviously. There’re several clear benefits to this:
1) We can take over Canada and no one else in the world will even know or care… I mean, it’s not like Canada has ever done anything. Ever. Seriously, they’re almost as effective as the U.N!
2) We can stand in long lines on the Canadian side of Niagra Falls and laugh our asses off at the left-wing nutjobs that actually elected McFace and Huckabutt to office in the now-doomed U.S. (note-to-self: remember to erect border fence first; damn liberals, they’re worse then those pesky mexicans)
3) Extra-cool bonus point: Canada comes with a pre-stocked supply of wanna-be French punching bags!
Conservative Utopia: no taxes, no crime, no liberals, beach bum lifestyle…I’m in. Seriously.
Not Canada or Antartica though, too cold.
#69: Perfect. And then we can make Fred! our Leader For Life.
Hmm…that might be nicer than my idea of taking over an oil rig in international waters to use as a base.
Kind of like wife swapping, Frank. Swap countries instead – but make it permanent!
I almost puked when I saw Guiliani standing next to Juan during his endorsement announcement. The Fred Thompson shoe is bound to drop soon, also. You gotta be ready for that, sir.
I say we vote in Fred and concern ourselves more with taking back Congress.
I concur if McCain wants to keep his base, he has to appease us. The evanglicals will still come out if McCain plays up abortion, and lets be honest huckabee’s liability.
Not Mexico, you can’t drink the water. Lets find some nice islands off the coast and seceed from the union.
HELL YEAH! The only ones allowed will be conservatives and hot latinas! Besides, I’m in the mood to conquer a country. We’ll just say it’s an agreement that was made as a part of NAFTA.
Weird. I don’t why my name isn’t spelled right up there.
Not Mexico… Let’s go north to Canada!
There will be plenty of room once those people who theatened to move there if Bush got re-elected start coming back on droves.
I understand the weather will soon be perfect because of Global Warming. We already speak the language, eh? And they have good weed.
No thanks to Mexico. I like indoor plumbing. How about Canada instead? More resources, winter sports, few people we need to worry about. In fact, we can ship all the Canadians who don’t think like us to Mexico. Or California. 🙂
Dood! LOL on that ticket. Can you say ass kicking? It will get crushed like 70-30 if ever it does!
Perez Hilton says vote for Hillary!!!!!!!!! Do it! Do it! CRUSH GOP 2008!
HAIL THE WORKER’S PARADISE!
Bad news, Frank. The US overran Mexico during the Mexican-American war. We got all the way to Mexico City, looked around and said “you Know what? you can have it back- we don’t want it!”
Yeah, I think Canada is a better option now that I think about it. As long as we bring the hot latinas with us wherever we go.
VIVA CHE! VIVA CASTRO!
Another problem with Mexico Vs Canada is that the Mexicans actually could put up a fight. We all know the Canadians have been disarmed and deballed by the Government. 😉
I have had enough, if McCain chooses the Huckeister as his VP, I may just go ahead and write in Chthulhu so I am not voting for the Lesser of the Evils.
I do not believe McCain will choose Governor Huckabee for Assistant President. He will choose Romney because McCain wants to chase Osama to the gates of hell, but he will need Romney to go any further.
Let’s go to Mexico! When McCain takes down the wall and builds a super highway there won’t be any Mexican’s left and we can clean the water. It’s too easy to get buggered in Canada…
How about a floating city? Waterworld for conservatives. Access via the ocean to the whole planet.
You guys are pissing me off and if McCain goes any further Barry Goldwater and I are going to rise from the dead and kick somebody’s ass!
Namely, McCaaaaaaaaaaaaain’s
Ghost.
#20 – Posted by: Ronald W. Reagan on February 6, 2008 08:14 PM
Really?! I miss you Ron.
I noticed that Ronald Reagan was the featured article on Wikipedia today. Even the folks at Wikipedia know that the GOP is picking a RINO. It’s like they are trying to remind us of what real conservatism is.
#23 – Posted by: Abigail on February 6, 2008 08:23
FOOOL! Reagan was a capitalistic corporate pig! Lenin was the true conservative! HAIL LENIN!
let the music take control.
C’mon, you guys. Mexico is a lovley place, (to leave)(live). We can make it a paradise, driving around in small cars, smoking weed, listening to mariachi music, drinking mescal, Corona, Pacifico, and muy tequila shots. What’s not to like? Beaches, babes, and booze (the three B’s). If we need another country, why not here? After all, they want ours. Canada is too freaking cold and there are too many Frogs.
Frank,
I wholeheartedly agree! As i said in my ‘Ronin Profile’, We should conquer every country to the Columbian border.
If we did what you suggest; Ya know, the Mexicans would head back south then, where the money is.
We conservatives would at actually build the ‘wall’ though.
What would you re-name the MEXI-CANNON®
to?
Oh, and BTW, I want a Cabo San Lucas mansion and and a huge supply of gran patron
~P&B~
Just give it a couple years into the McCain presidency. All the Mexicans will be here, and we can just walk in, finish building the fence, put the locks on our side, and call it won.
You know, was was prepared to just sit this election out and let the cow chips fall where they may, so that maybe in 4 years the RNC can come up with a real candidate. However, earlier today I was inadvertently locked in a room full of Hollywood liberals for about an hour and a half and I think I’m ready to vote for Juan McCain.
Now I need a shower. I feel so dirty.
You know how in the movie Braveheart, the king Longshanks of England said “The trouble with Scotland is, it’s full of Scots”?
Not so with Mexico! As near as I can tell, there’s about 2641 Mexican males left in Mexico, so maybe it’s señoras atractivas for everyone after all (well, except for PSUdain & the conserva-chicks…unless their into that…)! The only foreseeable difficulty would be getting in without being assaulted by the chupacabra…
We throw all the Democrats and RINOs out of N. and S. Carolina.\ and Tennessee draft Fred for King and suceed!!!! Ammo ready and Jefferson Davis money LOL!!!!
Well we could force McCain to make Fred his VP…then on day 1 of McCain’s inagaration we start Impeachment proceedings against him for being Frickin nuts!!!
Problem solved!!!!
Well, at least it would be warm…
Well we could force McCain to make Fred his VP…then on day 1 of McCain’s inagaration we start Impeachment proceedings against him for being Frickin nuts!!!
Problem solved!!!!
If Huck gets on the ticket, we won’t have to worry. When he starts having Jesus attend their campaign rallies, he’ll tell us what to do.
That’s it! McCain the AntiChrist. Harvey!!!!!
The only foreseeable difficulty would be getting in without being assaulted by the chupacabra
I’ve heard of that gross creature. I thought it was from Puerto Rico though not Mexico. It eats goat blood!
#30 – I’m cool. I already have my hot Latin lover. Y’all knock yerselves out.
And I’m down with a little old-fashioned American elbow grease to clean up that water/build plumbing. It’s not as if we’re the ones afraid of doing things without Big Daddy Government ‘helping’ or ‘making things fair’ for us.
If that’s the ticket I think we’re going to have to necromance Rod Serling and ask him what the hell is wrong with him?
How about France? They’ll surrender faster than… hmmm… the French?
Spanglish. Tea Leaoi shall be the queen of the Conservative empire of the United States of Mexico (USM) where all (right thinking people) can live a life of tanning, freedom, and peso extravaganzas.
Spanglish. Tea Leaoi shall be the queen of the Conservative empire of the United States of Mexico (USM) where all (right thinking people) can live a life of tanning, freedom, and peso extravaganzas.
Anyone notice how the conservative ‘right wing hit men attack dogs’ are all recommending the hildebeast now?
Coulter, Pat Buchanan, Glenn Beck have specifically said vote for the hilrod. They’re serious.
Rush and Hannity have said it by default since they claim they’d rather by tased until they die than vote for McCain.
Wait a damn minute! Hubby and I have already been to Mexico looking for a place (seriously). If all of you guys follow the place may get a bit crowded and prices might go up! Ah, but then we could switch the language and we wouldn’t have to learn Spanish. Paton? What about Don Julio – Now that’s tequila!
And you believe that, fool? HillBilly is NOT going to get the vote of any Right minded person with an ounce of true values of the conservative movement.
We already have the McCain Huckabee campaign poster:
http://exurbanleague.com/2008/02/06/surprise-surprise-surprise.aspx
Richard…true…and as an Ohioan …warm is nice…I always wanted beach front property!!! LOL
BOMAS. I didn’t say conservatives would vote for her.. fool. I just relayed what the talk radio people are saying. Dig?
#16 – Sorry, Crud is my evil.
I like the weather better in Mexico, How about we do Costa Rica oe Belize? Great sailing and fishing, tropical weather.
Plus, in Canada we’d have to hear all those pseudo-Frogs whine in French.
Katablog, Yeah I’ll take a huge supply of that too! Have you ever tried gran patron? It’s good, too
If we mass enough numbers, we could overthrow the entire continent of Antarctica. Vast acreage lying virtually unclaimed. They say everything is bigger in Texas, but that has nothing on Antarctica.
And due to that pesky Global Warming it should be very pleasant soon in Antarctica.
Antarctica, eh…? I wonder how penguin tastes.
Like chicken?
Victory?
Frank I’m telling you I couldn’t agree more, except, we should just take over Canada-they are too laid back and liberal to care! Also indoor plumbing and drinkable water are a big time plus.
This sounds familiar… do I get residuals for this?? Or in the very least a bottle of Tequila and some quality alone time with that monkey and a electric branding iron??
If the Republican ticket is McCain/Huckabee, what should we do?
HA! LIKE IT MATTERS!
HILLARY OBAMA STOMPORAMA!
DEMOCRATS IN D HOUSE IN ’08!!
REPUBLICANS OUTTA D HOUSE!
ELECTION 08 SLAMMED IN UR CONSERVATIVE FACE!!
SWEEET BLOGS -> http://www.liberaloasis.com/
Screw Canada, I want to get as far away from the Muslim fearing Canucks and all the problems they’ve created for themselves as possible. Mexico is warm, plenty of water-front and the water is only a problem due to infrastructure. Our factories are already there and most of the population would welcome a non-corrupt government with open arms.
All we can do is stop giving a phuck. Let the sh*t go down, go with the flow; but vote straight Republican in the general election no matter what.
Moving to Australia is not off the table. Don’t need no fence down there…
Moving to Australia is not off the table. Don’t need no fence down there…
Enjoy the new prime minister now in power there.
LIBERALS ARE TAKING POWER ALL OVER THE GLOBE!
LIBERALS ARE TAKING POWER ALL OVER THE GLOBE!
That is just freakin’ depressing. At least the prospect of Armageddon has some appeal now.
Hey, I’m all for a McCain/Huckabee ticket just because it will make the heads of people like AlanBBQ and Master Shake explode.
YOu know, kind of like that movie “Scanners”.
AlanBBQ? AlanBBQ!? AlanBBQ?!?
Did you know that you’re the first one- EVER- to purposely malign my good name???
Darn you, Joe… DARN YOU!
Write in Fred.
That’s it! Scanners! Who can concentrate and make people’s heads explode. There were about 75 Scanners movies, including Scanners, Scanners II, Scanner Cop, Scanner Granny, Scanner Kitty-Cat, etc… now there can be Political Scanners.
A McCain/Huckabee ticket would have to be evidence of a plan to scan McCain as already evident by the puffiness of his face on one side and his expression (he is definitely being scanned yo!).
Haven’t seen Fred? He’s been scanned!
Now we know what Shitlery Rotton is doing with all those facial contortions!
Huckabee can block scans with his faith. Only ROM can focus an unstoppable power scan but he won’t do it.
Definitely McCain/Huckabee cause Huckabee could protect McCain (they could go hunting together and instead of shooting somebody, Huckabee would fend off scanners).
.. yeah I’m coming around to McCain/Huckabee. Nothing else is as important as keeping the Sharia overlords at bay and ya gotta believe they would do that…
Look what this blog has done to me… I gotta go to work man!
#65 was by compugor (no “e” on the end!)
yo Frank make name a required field please.
McRino/Schmuckabee ’08
When we go to Mexico, let’s bring the Mexicannon. We will need it in the event that any Mexicans get back accross the border from the US or if any liberal Americans come down for a “visit” we can fire them back to Berkely…
One word. CUBA.
We get all the militias together, get some boats, go in through the Bay of Pigs. Castro is too sick to mount much resistance this time. Make the natives pass an English/Conservatives values test, or put ’em on boats to Miami.
Bam! We got ourselves the biggest Caribbean island paradise all to ourselves, and when the lib US President abandons Gitmo in a year or so, we recruit those marines to start our own military. Then we lay off shore in wait for the eminent collapse of our former home.
Plus who needs a moat or a stupid wall when you have the Atlantic Ocean?
#69 – Posted by: CraigO on February 7, 2008 09:08 AM
I’m in! Plus we get to overthrow that commie pig Castro! Best idea ever!
I say we invade and take over the U.S. Virgin Islands. We can change the name to the U.S. Conservative Islands after we “De-Virginize” it. Then we can just lay in the sun, drink rum and talk about how awesome we are!
#69 – Posted by: CraigO on February 7, 2008 09:08 AM
That is probably the best plan so far.
The only trouble with our Conservative Utopia is there won’t be enough women to go around. I’ll be bringing my own, so hands off.
Don’t like amnesty?
http://tinyurl.com/2uj4nt
Well, seeing as the sun will suffer heat death before Maryland ever goes (R) in the general election, I’m going to vote Thompson. Then I’m just going to pray every night that I don’t actually die before 2012, and hope we at least have the option of voting in somebody worth a shit.
#75 – Posted by: on February 7, 2008 11:21 AM
Dammit. I just got tricked into linking to Ron Paul’s website. Damn Trolls.
#74 CraigO: “I’ll be bringing my own, so hands off.”
Is that like BYOB?
Bring Your Own Babes
Bring Your Own Booze
Build Your Own Burgers
Just askin’.
But did you agree with what it said?
we could all move to gitmo after they let the terrorists out…From what ive seen its pretty nice down there.
Wait wait wait guys, there’s a perfect option in these posts that we’ve touched on…
we go to Canada, because there’s drinkable water, indoor plumbing, the English language, etc., obviously. There’re several clear benefits to this:
1) We can take over Canada and no one else in the world will even know or care… I mean, it’s not like Canada has ever done anything. Ever. Seriously, they’re almost as effective as the U.N!
2) We can stand in long lines on the Canadian side of Niagra Falls and laugh our asses off at the left-wing nutjobs that actually elected McFace and Huckabutt to office in the now-doomed U.S. (note-to-self: remember to erect border fence first; damn liberals, they’re worse then those pesky mexicans)
3) Extra-cool bonus point: Canada comes with a pre-stocked supply of wanna-be French punching bags!
Conservative Utopia: no taxes, no crime, no liberals, beach bum lifestyle…I’m in. Seriously.
Not Canada or Antartica though, too cold.
#69: Perfect. And then we can make Fred! our Leader For Life.