There is talk that Al Gore and Jimmy Carter and — I’m guessing — Hamas are in talks to work together to pressure Hillary to end her campaign. They could have a pretty powerful argument because when those ginormous losers tell you that you’re a loser, you have to listen because they sure know losers.
The laughable condition of the DNC these days…
Reminds me of an old Bloom County where Opus is crawling through the desert dying of thirst and says “I feel like the Democratic Party”.
Whatever Al and Jimmah have to say, I’d recommend doing the opposite.
I’d been wondering when Carter would make another run for the White House. The frightening thing is that he thinks he can win if he has a good,experienced running mate like AlGore.
Well from the stand point of logic and common sense you’re right on target Frank….. but then again when did either of those two attributes applied to the Demosocialists? Personaly I want to see the beast stay in the race…she’s the only candidate with cojones, huevos, rocks, nads, in the race. Obama never had any to begin with and McCain’s shriveled up and fell off.
Well, if things go well in Penn., In., and N.C. she may just flip-off the two losers. Wouldn’t you love to see that incident saturate the media?
“Extra Extra. Read all about it! Hillary tells Gore and Carter to f*ck off.”
Remember that scene in the trash compactor in the first Star Wars movie, where the princess says “Things could be worse”! And then they heard the “UHHUHHHH” noise from the garbage-eating monster…
Just like our recent past, when everyone (everyone with a brain, anyway) despised hillary and couldn’t conceive of anyone being more evil. And then along came o’bummer…
As Solo said, “They’re worse”.
Wouldn’t you think the universe would create a black hole right were they’re meeting. Maybe the sheer unadulterated stupidity and boarishness would suck all matter into this black hole to be spurtted out into a alternate universe.
Of course then they’d have to be stars in their own reality series, Survivor: Alternative universe. And the other being in that universe would attack us for allowing criminals to do a Mexican two step across time and space. You can’t win.
I gotta say, after watching Hillary do a shot of Crown Royal, I have newfound respect for her. That’s a tough shot…
Yeah, Crown’s good stuff, but when you get down to it it’s still whiskey.
I just hope Hillary stays in the race a little while longer. It really doesn’t matter, because Obama is proving to be a far weaker candidate than we thought, with his habit of putting his foot in his mouth by saying what he really believes, then stuffing in the other and half a bony leg when a making correction.
It’s all too much fun, and has to end some time.
And seeing Al and Jimmy make the case is too precious. If only Jon Carry were there with them.
It’s especially fun to watch The Magic Negro stick his foot in his mouth while his head is firmly stuck up his ass – both at the same time!
Talks? Two of the nuttiest nutbars in America show up at your door to convince you it’s time to quit so that a vapid empty suit can make his run in peace?
I’d be setting distance records for how far a human being can be kicked into the air.
“I gotta say, after watching Hillary do a shot of Crown Royal, I have newfound respect for her. That’s a tough shot…
#8 – Posted by: bunkerboy on April 15, 2008 01:17 AM”
Now what would have really been greatness would have been if she started peeling off clothes after a couple of shots. Disgusting, but none the less, Epic.
Let me get this straight. Jimmah Carter…Jimmy Freakin’ Please Sir May I Have Another Carter…who was perhaps the greatest catalyst for the exportation of radial Islam through his naive (criminally inept?) handling of foreign affairs is considered the sane voice of the DNC? The same Dhimmy Carter that is going to go drop trou and grab ankle in an effort to please Hamas? He and ManBearPig are giving advice and counsel and people are expecting Hillary to listen? H3ll! Given their track records, “The Beast” should assume her best Captain Morgan pose, hoist the red flag, and order “Full sail and prepare broadsides!”
This is great! The DNC is finally imploding. They are willing ask the only candidate that actually has a possibility of defeating McCain to give up for someone who has no chance of winning because he has no platform to stand on other than hope and change. The DNC quickly chooses defeat over the possibility of victory. Sounds a lot like their strategy for Iraq.
I have to give the DNC props. If anything, at least they’re consistent.
Let me tell you just how much I hate Jimmy Carter!
I’d crawl across a mile of broken glass just to lick the dick of the dog that pissed on the tire of the Habitat for Humanity truck that Jimmah used 3 weeks ago, for the mere opportunity to land just one punch on that peanut eatin retard!